Chnt Stories

for when i get writing ideas for the silly little podcast

Mostly fluff for different fandoms I'm in

Sydney is heartbroken. He got his hopes up that maybe, just maybe, things would change. But they didn't. Jedidiah didn't. So now, Sydney is taking matters into his own hands. He needs to know what the "project" is. Title from All Angels Have to Fall by Melliot

I've come to make an announcement, Jedediah A. A. Martin is a bitch ass motherfucker he disgraced my fucking muse. That's right, he took his white fucking sciencey glasses out and he disrespected my fucking muse and he said he cared THIS MUCH and I said "no you don't ." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Jedediah A. A. Martin you are a disgrace, with a brain the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my mask looks like. That's right baby, all points, no clocks, no glasses, look at that it looks like two ears and a trunk! He disrespected my muse, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the eat! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Jedediah? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too

Neither Juniper or Rowan can sleep a few nights after opposite day, but being around each other helps more than expected I wrote this out of boredom and it got really cute, sorry if anything's out of character I've never written CHNT fanfic before (cover art by me)

Wow, me, making a self insert fanfiction in the year [ insert year here ], wild. Much less about a british man, which, shoutout to british people, just for this one. Mediocre? Yes, because it was written at 11pm on a friday.

Cover credits: @crow-skull on Tumblr