hamilwhore
Vampire!Ezra meets Chris Baio.
I don't know how the hell this is gonna play out but it's gonna be a wild ride.
Disclosure: I don't own Vampire Weekend or any of the members, but god I wish I did. Also this has nothing to do with Hamilton. Also this is a crackfic. Don't take it seriously.
(Title may be subject to change. Cover is definitely subject to change. I had to put something there cus i felt like Lin Miranda's sexy rainbow face would be misleading. So enjoy my art.)