Dracula2026
During an arm wrestling tour of Scotland Bram Stoker was teased by Charles "Old Hoss" Radbourn, who said that Dracula is boring. Stung by this criticism Stoker revisited the work and left behind this manuscript.*
It contains the entire unabridged original version of Dracula alongside many additions which, amongst other things, highlight Stoker's fondness for Tottenham Hotspur and kebabs.
A team of Latvian Dracula experts are working day and night with the latest hydraulic equipment to prepare later chapters. These will be published chapter by chapter once full safety checks are complete.
* discovered in 2025 in a Lidl in Deal, Kent by Britain's only Professional Ghost Hunter, Ed Davies