Chucknorris Stories

Set during Vol. 3 of RWBY, before the inevitable showdown of Yang vs. Mercury, there was a previous, unaccounted fight between Mercury Black, and the roundhouse kicking, beard punching, Texas ranger; Chuck Norris. One has robot gun legs, the other is invincible. Who will come out on top, as the top roundhouse kicker of the Vytal fesitval?!

In my time of playing Pokèmon, I've come across some weird Pokèmon names, and even with the new name censor that Nintendo put in the new games, people have still found a way to make me laugh with the ridiculous Pokèmon names. So, now, it's time to make you laugh with the funniest, creative, and offensive Pokèmon names I've come across. Warning: Exessive Cursing and inappropriate content

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this is a story with all 200+ memes I have

Two Cherry Pies, Patrica and Donald, are fighting for their live against the evil humans.

I was stuck. I had beaten John Cena and Chuck Norris, but Justin Bieber was still alive and kicking. What was worse was that he had taken my family too, and hid them in his castle of fangirl sweat and tears I then recieved a visitor, who had the answer to all my questions. Has John Cena returned? What secret lies in my laundry room. Will I ever make sense? Find out in Memes Stole My Socks. (p.s No Beilibers allowed.You might get offended.)

This story is for an English assessment and is just a massive piss take TBH.

One moment you're crossing the street, the next thing you know you're waking up in a mysterious world full of magic and danger. You soon realize that you've been isekaied - transported to another world by Truck-kun- and your only hope of returning home is to navigate through this strange land and overcome the challenges that await you. But there's a catch: your mother is expecting you back home soon, and if you don't return in time, you'll be in big trouble. Can you find a way to make it back to your own world before it's too late? As you explore this new world, you'll encounter powerful foes like Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Goku, Bruce Lee, Batman and many more. But you'll also make new friends and allies who will aid you in your journey. Will you be able to rise through the ranks, defeat the writer and escape this otherworldly realm? The clock is ticking, and your mother is waiting.

A book full of imagines and preferences about the show "Walker. Texas Ranger" (1993-2001)

Pete doesn't know what to get his boyfriend for his birthday.

This a book of jokes both funny and messed up. If you are in any way offended by this book then it's not for you. This book is not made for the faint-hearted. Enter at your own risk. I don't own most of these jokes I just put them in there for a laugh. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!

In this insanity-filled comedic novel, we follow the story of an unidentified male; simply referred to as "5 Gum Guy", and his good friend Chuck Norris. We know it sounds nuts; but just read it, and you'll understand! 5 Gum Guy's unbelievable ability to get high off of 5 Gum is quite amazing, and it's unrealistic properties make it the choice "drug" for 5 Gum Guy. But, when 5 Gum Guy's high becomes weaker and weaker, 5 Gum Guy goes deep into the search for answer's; doing unbelievably insane shenanigans along the way.

After faking his death, Bruce Lee becomes a secret agent. To save the world, Bruce Lee joins forces with other legendary martial artists including Jackie Chan, Dan Innosanto, and Chuck Norris.

MeloDramatica Magica; That Time All Of Continuity Ceased, Because My Wife Died Of Lupus.

School was over and summer began. Amelia and the entire student body attended an assembly about suicide and had to take a quiz that determine if they were depressed. Amelia was diagnosed with minor depression. Since Amelia and her friends were paranoid af, they decided to take everyday of summer like it was their last in an attempt to make Amelia not depressed. Even thought she most likely wasn't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I will not be providing cast members, because I am too lazy so use your imagination! Thank you for taking a peak at my story and I hope you enjoy!

Unsuspecting student buys a brownie that messes his whole day up.