Chucknorris Stories

MeloDramatica Magica; That Time All Of Continuity Ceased, Because My Wife Died Of Lupus.

Chuck Norris joke for all!!!!!!!:-)

Just for Laughs

RANDOM ALRIGHT

This is a totally and completely series of fake Russian tales, similar to and based off of the Arabian Nights, starring a character from my mind, named Czar Baby. His real name is: Joseph Stalingrad Vladmir Nickoli Leningrad McSt.Petersburg III. There are, of corse, other characters, but, you'll meet them as they come along. this story is purely fictional, and for comedic purposes only, if you find it offensive, then feel free to not read this.

Maya Wilkinson, a sophomore at HW Smith High School is a witness of the bullying of Barry gabrewski, a junior. She becomes his best friend and they both face the idiotic peasants that comes their way. Lauryn Schmitz, a freshman, is Barry's Ex-girlfriend. She doesn't really like maya because she thinks that maya is stealing Barry away from her so she pulls a little scheme on maya that will haunt her forever.

Set during Vol. 3 of RWBY, before the inevitable showdown of Yang vs. Mercury, there was a previous, unaccounted fight between Mercury Black, and the roundhouse kicking, beard punching, Texas ranger; Chuck Norris. One has robot gun legs, the other is invincible. Who will come out on top, as the top roundhouse kicker of the Vytal fesitval?!

Nada a declarar, só leia, porra.

In my time of playing Pokèmon, I've come across some weird Pokèmon names, and even with the new name censor that Nintendo put in the new games, people have still found a way to make me laugh with the ridiculous Pokèmon names. So, now, it's time to make you laugh with the funniest, creative, and offensive Pokèmon names I've come across. Warning: Exessive Cursing and inappropriate content

This a book of jokes both funny and messed up. If you are in any way offended by this book then it's not for you. This book is not made for the faint-hearted. Enter at your own risk. I don't own most of these jokes I just put them in there for a laugh. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!

This story is for an English assessment and is just a massive piss take TBH.

this is a story with all 200+ memes I have

Nagolbud is the ultimate sigma man! He has the power to do anything he puts his mind to, even more so than Chuck Norris himself! No matter the challenge, Nagolbud is always ready to tackle it head on. He's fearless and never backs down from a fight. He's the one you call when all else fails. I absolutely adore him for his can-do attitude and willingness to take on any task. He's the ultimate badass and that's why I love him!

After faking his death, Bruce Lee becomes a secret agent. To save the world, Bruce Lee joins forces with other legendary martial artists including Jackie Chan, Dan Innosanto, and Chuck Norris.

School was over and summer began. Amelia and the entire student body attended an assembly about suicide and had to take a quiz that determine if they were depressed. Amelia was diagnosed with minor depression. Since Amelia and her friends were paranoid af, they decided to take everyday of summer like it was their last in an attempt to make Amelia not depressed. Even thought she most likely wasn't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I will not be providing cast members, because I am too lazy so use your imagination! Thank you for taking a peak at my story and I hope you enjoy!

One moment you're crossing the street, the next thing you know you're waking up in a mysterious world full of magic and danger. You soon realize that you've been isekaied - transported to another world by Truck-kun- and your only hope of returning home is to navigate through this strange land and overcome the challenges that await you. But there's a catch: your mother is expecting you back home soon, and if you don't return in time, you'll be in big trouble. Can you find a way to make it back to your own world before it's too late? As you explore this new world, you'll encounter powerful foes like Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Goku, Bruce Lee, Batman and many more. But you'll also make new friends and allies who will aid you in your journey. Will you be able to rise through the ranks, defeat the writer and escape this otherworldly realm? The clock is ticking, and your mother is waiting.