Chucknorris Stories

MeloDramatica Magica; That Time All Of Continuity Ceased, Because My Wife Died Of Lupus.

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This is a totally and completely series of fake Russian tales, similar to and based off of the Arabian Nights, starring a character from my mind, named Czar Baby. His real name is: Joseph Stalingrad Vladmir Nickoli Leningrad McSt.Petersburg III. There are, of corse, other characters, but, you'll meet them as they come along. this story is purely fictional, and for comedic purposes only, if you find it offensive, then feel free to not read this.

After faking his death, Bruce Lee becomes a secret agent. To save the world, Bruce Lee joins forces with other legendary martial artists including Jackie Chan, Dan Innosanto, and Chuck Norris.

In this insanity-filled comedic novel, we follow the story of an unidentified male; simply referred to as "5 Gum Guy", and his good friend Chuck Norris. We know it sounds nuts; but just read it, and you'll understand! 5 Gum Guy's unbelievable ability to get high off of 5 Gum is quite amazing, and it's unrealistic properties make it the choice "drug" for 5 Gum Guy. But, when 5 Gum Guy's high becomes weaker and weaker, 5 Gum Guy goes deep into the search for answer's; doing unbelievably insane shenanigans along the way.

Pepe the Frog, the former Meme King, is dead. Now, memes old and new from across the universe have come to fight for the crown in a tournament. Contestants include Chuck Norris, Sanic, Spark (Leader of Team Instinct), Sans, and so on. Who will claim the crown and become the new meme king? This is a story that takes memes very seriously. Because that can't fail! All media is one universe, so this is also a crossover of everything from technical standpoint. Because I haven't tried that before. (I did, took it down to rework it. For more info, message me.) It is told from Spark's perspective. anyways, enjoy.

Maya Wilkinson, a sophomore at HW Smith High School is a witness of the bullying of Barry gabrewski, a junior. She becomes his best friend and they both face the idiotic peasants that comes their way. Lauryn Schmitz, a freshman, is Barry's Ex-girlfriend. She doesn't really like maya because she thinks that maya is stealing Barry away from her so she pulls a little scheme on maya that will haunt her forever.

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, allow us to introduce you! Chuck Norris is an American martial artist, actor, and film producer who first gained fame as a martial arts instructor in the 1970s. He has starred in a number of hit films, including 'Walker, Texas Ranger', 'The Expendables' series, and 'Way of the Dragon'.

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I was stuck. I had beaten John Cena and Chuck Norris, but Justin Bieber was still alive and kicking. What was worse was that he had taken my family too, and hid them in his castle of fangirl sweat and tears I then recieved a visitor, who had the answer to all my questions. Has John Cena returned? What secret lies in my laundry room. Will I ever make sense? Find out in Memes Stole My Socks. (p.s No Beilibers allowed.You might get offended.)

this is a story with all 200+ memes I have

Just for Laughs

This a book of jokes both funny and messed up. If you are in any way offended by this book then it's not for you. This book is not made for the faint-hearted. Enter at your own risk. I don't own most of these jokes I just put them in there for a laugh. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!

A collection of Chuck Norris jokes!

Two Cherry Pies, Patrica and Donald, are fighting for their live against the evil humans.