Chutiyapa Histoires

Namjoon: TAEHYUNG WHAT ARE YOU DOING IM BORED TAEHYUNG: ANDE PAIDA KAR RHA HU namjoon: KYA Taehyung: ARRE YAAR ROOMMATE HU TERA BED KE NICHE SE NIKAL KE DEKH LE KYA KR RHA HU Namjoon: Nahi maté rehene de. Namjoon: pichli Baar jab mein bed ke niche ki safai kr rha tha (Meena bai nhi aai thi na) toh jab me bahar nikla so my innocent eyes were ruined Taehyung: abbe tune kya dekh liya?? Did you see Donald trump and Modi making out?? Namjoon: even worse Taehyung: what Namjoon: .... Taehyung: SAALE SUSPENSE MAT BADHA ABHI AAKE CHAPPAL FEKUNGA Namjoon: fine. I saw yoonmin doing it on your bed. Taehyung: SAALON KO ANE DO GHAR UNKI ACCHE SE KHATIRDARI KARUNGA AAJ DANGAL HOGA Namjoon: you didn't answer my question yet.. Taehyung: KAMINE INN LOGON NE MERE PYARE INNOCENT BED KO KHARAB KR DIYA AND YOU'RE STILL WONDERING WHAT IM DOING Namjoon: bta bhi de Kya kr rha hai Taehyung: bed ke niche se nikal ke Dekh le I'm not doing something that will ruin your virgin eyes Namjoon: ... (Namjoon crawled out from under the bed, only to see Taehyung holding up a Namjoon and Nun edit posted to his face. RIP namjoon... You will be missed)

Humans scare me the most, because they are so unpredictable. One moment they'll love you like anything in this world and the other second you would mean nothing to them.

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Chutiya Bachhe

The author, after a lot of k̶a̶m̶c̶h̶o̶r̶i̶ efforts and hardwork, is now bringing to y'll, 'The international Book Of Chutiyapa'. Kyunki International Chutiyapa abhi baki hai mere dost...

Hell I mean hello my pieces of shi- I mean pieces of shimmering chocolates! This book is filled with Condom- I mean content which is random! I can't do anything with your perverted mind kiddos! ??? Offended Already? Then this book is not meant for you The exit door is here ➡ ? But For those who are okay with this.... Welcome to the world of condoms!

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