Claptrap Stories

Handsome Jack, ruler of the Hyperion corporation situated on the big H in the sky, ruled the planet of Pandora below. Hyperion's endless army, coupled with the endless hordes of beast-like monsters, along with the mentally insane psychotic inhabitants, the citizens lay in wait for someone to conquer the evil forces. Four Vault Hunters, Axton the experienced intergalactic soldier, Salvador the mass murdering maniac, Maya the peaceful Siren from Promethea, and Zer0 the skilful assassin, team up to both hunt vaults, and eliminate evil CEO's. Jack gets wind of this, and attempts to eliminate the Four Vault Hunters, before they meet the 'funny little robot', named Claptrap, who saves them and sends them on their journey. **This story is based off of the Borderlands 2 Video Game developed by 2K and published by Gearbox. The story and Characters are all property of Gearbox and 2K Games** **Cover Art owned by Zaratus**

My Christmas one shot for all my Handsome Tale readers. So. Much. Fluff.

You thought the main story was all there was to wrenches and the others story, nononono, these are their side missions, events that happened in between their big important moments, less notable then the others, so sit back, relax, and enjoy this crazy ass story.

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angel: go ahead don't be shy. just ask us a question Jack: angel don't talk to the bandits! angel: they're just curious people dad. not bandits. claptrap: Minions! how great to see you! Jack : oh *beep* not this guy! Jack: seriously writer your *beep*ing censoring my *beep*ing words me: yes now hush jack

I, Handsome Jack, now have my own book! It helps highlight the best moments of my stylish, powerful life... I am a hero, one that everyone came running to for help when the vault hunters got in the way...

Every robot manufactured in Claptrap's universe gets an assigned permanent companionship unit and, despite all signs to the contrary, he has one too. Unfortunately, not only is she a piece of work he doesn't want to spend two minutes with, much less forever, she lives in an entirely different universe. One that doesn't HAVE soulmates... (Soulmate AU)

"Hes Such A Lovely Robot Hes Such A Tip Top Bloke And If It Weren't For Claptrap Our Life Would Be A Joke" Letsa See What The Future Holds For Our Claptastic Buddy

As stated previously, no oc x canons. Feel free to request and I'll try to keep these as good as possible c:

Gaige has just survived Handsome Jacks trap, and now shes mad, Dragging the 11 foot Psycho and the tiny robot along with her she's decided that they're going to kill Jack, M rated for safety

AN: I tried my best to write this in Sam's perspective, if something seems out of character please just tell me. I personally think of him as this full grown man who wants to be cool but is a clown in nature. I think I'm funny, I dont know. I also don't know when I'll update this, or if I ever will, it may or may not be some dumb one shot I made. Anyways enjoy!

Short oneshot about human Claptrap suffering heat stroke

Having a girlfriend is REALLY hard, but it's also way more awesome than he'd thought it was going to be.

Time for some Borderlands oneshots! Requests are currently open, please read the first chapter if you'd like to make one ▪u▪

Yesterday Borderlands was just a video game, but now it's your reality. Handsome Jack has made a victorious comeback from his fall, but this time he isn't just taking back Pandora, he's found a way to take Earth. A new Hyperion technology has scanned Earth into the world of Borderlands, colliding with Pandora, Helios, and everything in between, bringing you and your friends into the the corruption and calamity that is...Handsome Jack. You finally get the chance to become a vault hunter. YN = your name (FEM)you Written in your point of view for maximum amount of enjoyability note: it's gonna be pretty vulgar. aka language and sexual content. (you're in luck if you're into this). (S P O I L E R. A L E R T) warning warning warning warning warning warning warning warning warning warning warning warning there will be romance

Sir Hammerlock expected his reluctant hunting trip with Claptrap to end in disaster and, true to form, it almost did...

This is my first time being on this media, I apologize in advance if I do anything wrong.

The vault hunters have found themselves once again trying to uncover the secrets of an unseen vault. A vault that had been under their noses the entire time... Darkness took over the lands they once loved. And it destroyed the ones they cared about most...