Clarinets Stories

Only band kids will understand

Only people in marching band will understand the struggles

A short story series revealing the sectional stereotypes in a band. Every awkward story takes place along with a member of the Feldman High School Marching Band, telling a story of some sort revealing stereotypes in their section. Where ever they are or whatever they do, it's just not going to be some normal day with the Marching Sharks.

Nothing was the same since Molly joined the angels. A Sherlock fanfiction featuring Broken!Moriarty. A little SuperWhoLock including Amy!Gabriel and Molly!Castiel. Warning: Character deaths, angst, insanity, assassination, slash, Broken!Moriarty, Johnlock, Mormor, Mollarity, A really douchey archangel. (XficX Generation II)

Sorry, I've got band.

The year is 2684, The Great Band war begins, And while everyone paincs, Everyone knows one thing, That this is gonna be memed so hard no on can take this story seriously

Just a bunch of band jokes (that I do not own, for the most part). I don't know if I'm gonna continue with this book. I started making a band memes book. Maybe you could look at that instead of this. But if you wanna look at this, go ahead.

cough i'm nice and don't post explicit quotes but you should watch out for midnights chapters she creates her own. -pepper

𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒊 𝒊𝒏𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒊 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑, 𝒔𝒆𝒐-𝒚𝒖𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆. 𝑰 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒚... 𝑴𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝑻𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌. (𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝑲𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒏, 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒎𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉., 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒌 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒊 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒆)

At Lisa's Clarinet Shop In Glen Ellyn, IL This is not your average music store! Lisa's Clarinet Shop in Glen Ellyn, IL offers unbeatable service at affordable prices. The difference is that they are by appointment only. Lisa, owner and founder of the shop, has a vision for a world where all musicians can work together and support each other. Learning a musical instrument can be a life-changing journey, made only more special with the helping hand of a community of musicians by your side. This is why Lisa's is a top choice for Glen Ellyn professional bass clarinets, Buffet clarinets, Serio Oscuro, and Serio Claro clarinets even across the country.

This is the story of my eighth and ninth grade years. Eventually, I'll catch up and it'll become a journal, but for now... Enjoy the most drama filled years of my life. Welcome to my city. Welcome to Charlotte.

The Jokes that can only be understood by Band kids :D I DO NOT INTEND TO OFFEND IN THESE JOKES, I found internets and I know they can be VERY offending but still funny. SO TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED OKAY????

Just, just read it okie???,

"My reed's chipped!" "What wrong note? We're always right!" "OMG, the low brass is SO loud!" Welcome to Treble Academy, an incredibly small school for personified instruments. And yes, there's a lot of "treble". The trumpets and clarinets are always fighting, the flutes and oboes case drama, the low brass plays absurdly loud, the cellos play around, and the violins complain. There's lots going on. And oh, is it chaotic.

Based on the song Molly on the Shore by Percy Grainger

Two words, Marching Band. Marching band is probably not the most exciting thing for normal people, but it gives us band geeks something to live for. This is a book of quotes about marching band. I do not own any of these quotes, I just found them online. All quotes belong to their proper owner. »«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«» #103 in Random 11/20/15

My personal journey through the band world