Clavicular Stories

Alex is NOT an oc this is a REAL person!!!!! Happy Valentines day, chud :0

Jeff just wants to be a mogger. What will happen when TRAGEDY STRIKES???????

So clav x Yoonbum inspired by that one TikTok

Lysander Gaunt and Silas Black. Their family names did all the heavy lifting for them anyway, but they decided to do even more. Since their fourth year, they've been pushing themselves to do the best they can in every subject, they've been running laps around the Black Lake every morning before even the birds are out chirruping, and they've been practicing magic in abandoned classrooms until after curfew-without getting caught, of course. These Slytherin boys know how to wriggle their way out of any situation. Now, why go this far at such a young age? What could their motive possibly be? Well, they believe in pushing themselves to their limits to achieve their ultimate final form, godly compared to the subhumans around them. They are... Looksmaxxers. couldn't be arsed making a new account so we got hp crackfics here now x fuck jkr and fuck real looksmaxxing incels

When the self-proclaimed alpha-male influencer first laid eyes on D.Trump, it was love at first sight. There was just one tiny problem. The only way he knew how to express his feelings was by randomly blurting out things like "mi corazón," "ay Dios mío," and "mi amor." Meanwhile, inside Donald Trump's head... Panic.

c'est parti d'un délire entre potes et ça a finit sur wattpad!! big up au mec dans ma classe (tu te reconnaiteras) qui veut pas être mon meilleur ami alors que j'ai fais un rêve où on était hyper potes :(

(give me constructive criticism and name title suggestions please)

Clavicular's journey to becoming a Chad was strenuous. Bonesmashing, injections, meth. It's difficult to get to the top. It's even harder to stay there. However, Clavicular thrives through extreme narcissism, constant streaming, and intense framemogging. But that changes one night at a fateful house party. It's Clav's typical scene-- with an air of something new. Mogging, tension, and lots of vomit. Stacys all around, but his eyes still remain fixed on that Cookie.

A group of rising "looksmaxxing" influencers dominate social media, each promoting extreme routines to achieve the "perfect" face and body, strict diets, intense workouts, and carefully crafted aesthetics. Among them are Cookie King, who rebrands himself to mage-obsessed perfectionist, and Clavicular, who gets pulled into it for views. When they're paired for a viral transformation challenge, what starts as competition turns into something more real. As they chase perfection together, they begin to see the pressure, insecurity, and fakery behind the trend-and in each other, they find something more genuine than the flawless personas they've been selling.

you never expected to clash with Clavicular-the campus-famous looksmaxxing influencer everyone else seemed obsessed with. To you, he's arrogant, calculated, and way too aware of his own appeal. To him, you're stubborn, dismissive, and impossible to ignore. When a class project forces you into constant proximity, your rivalry quickly turns into something far more complicated. Between heated arguments, a chaotic college party, getting locked in a storage closet, and a disastrous one-bed hotel situation, the line between hate and something deeper begins to blur. *i did not write this but i have permission to post

Three guys, different motives, different objectives. Something complicated between them, something unexplainable through looksmaxxing and bone smashing. And it all happened because of one flight down to Florida.