onlyposersfuckingdie
"... you see those twins over there? Those are my best friends, JJ and June. We've been best friends since the third grade. You're probably thinking they're pogues, well, you're not half wrong. The twins are kooks and pogues. One foot in both worlds. Mom's a look and dad's a pogue. Princes of both tribes. They're well known around the island, so, that means I'm well known as well, probably as the troubled young man whose always getting the twins in trouble with the law but here's something you guys might not know, the twins are always breaking the law. JJ breaks the law for the fun of it while June breaks the law to save animals. I'm a little bit on the fun side and a little bit on the 'i didn't mean to do that, i swear' side. The kooks might think I'm not a good influence on the twins, which if they actually knew the twins, they would know i don't even have to influence nothing, but you know, I'm glad the twins haven't ditched me. They're the best friends anyone could have."
Or in which this is an Au of Sun Bleached Flies where the twins were born as kooks.