Clinteastwood Stories

This is a diary of a Horny Lizard. Enjoy and read at your own risk.

A 16 year old girl travels to the wild west and meets cowboys and outlaws, farmersl

A $10,000 bounty was now out for Sartana, and more than a few people were willing to seek him out themselves. Though, having a skilled gunslinging Americano on his side isn't so bad for him. ... Based on the film... I Am Sartana....Your Angel of Death. ... I Am Sartana...Your Angel of Death ...crossover with... ...The Man with No Name ... Yes, I wrote almost the entire script for the actual film myself and I won't ever be doing that again. Like I cut out so many scenes and it still took forever. Like the cover too, like literally nothing exists about Sartana either like if anything this might be the first ever Sartana fanfic ever written. A Sartana crossover with The Man with No Name fanfic doesn't exist anywhere and never once has Sartana been in the same picture as Clint Eastwood like where's my page in the Genius World Records like hello??

i 💜 lean

The boy has deep emerald eyes. A smile that could light up a room. And a heart that could love someone so much, it kills him. •Sequel to Guns• - Credits to StylesRiver for the cover -

The life of the deadliest man that ever lived.

A story in which two of the most unlikely build something beautiful out of something shaky, something toxic, something alive.

Rating: NC 17 Pairing: Gary/Mark; (the rest is a secret for now ^^) Summary: It's a western story. Mark is 20 years old (with quite long hair) and he is new in this town. Then he met sheriff and Ryan... And there will be also wild Mustang Horse...

Y/N is just a kid who loves music and drawing. They have irreplaceable friends who would do anything just to cheer them up. They performed at a local food park while their best friend was recording them. The video got viral and someone unexpected watches the video. *GORILLAZ BELONGS TO JAMIE HEWLETT AND DAMON ALBARN* edit: wow summer of grade 3 was the absolute worst when did I find time to make this

recent poetry if you dont enjoy poetry, you probably won't like this Story so..

Some rp starters...

𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟖𝟎𝟎𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝'𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐒𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝-𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐰 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤... 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨, 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐰'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧.