Clownzy Історій

Notes, arrows and an assassination plot: It is a day like any other on the Lifesteal SMP, the usual, bloodshed and mayhem. An attempt on Clown Pierce's life leads him and his friend Branzy Craft spiralling down a dangerous path. Little did they know that one thing would lead to another and eventually result in something they both could never have predicted. Emotions are high and so are the risks at stake. Will they discover who the assassin is? Or will something destroy their friendship first? ~~~ Disclaimer! This is a Clownzy / Branzypierce story, if you don't like that ship then don't read this. Also, I am not shipping the real people only the Minecraft characters! If Branzy or Clown are uncomfortable with my story I will not hesitate to take it down immediately. TW: Some descriptions of blood, death, violence and weapons. Also mentions of PTSD. Read at your own discretion. Credit to @Dontaskmewhyididit12 for the story idea! Love you all <3 ~~~ This story is finished and is currently undergoing re-writing.

ClownPierce is known for being the the deadliest player on the Lifesteal SMP, making everyone fear him. He doesn't hesitate to kill anyone in his way who opposes him, except for one person, Branzy. The two soon become friends, and even become lovers, but their relationship comes with a cost. Branzy, being known for an easy target to gain hearts from, and Clown, being the deadliest player, causes multiple enemies to come after them. Will Clown and Branzy's relationship be able to survive, or will Clown's lust for hearts take over and turn him into a heartless killer once more? Story inspired by ThatLonelyBanana7 This story does ship Clownpierce and Branzy, but just their characters, not their real life selves! Might also include other ships. Cover was made by me! #1 in #clown as of 7/10/24

Bacon never expected to survive running into some of the city's most dangerous villains. He especially never expected one of them-Mane-to keep showing up. Between loyalty to everyone he knows and a pull he can't explain, Bacon's world begins to unravel, one rooftop at a time. - uploaded on ao3 :D feel free to comment support/suggestions etc!

"You're merely postponing the inevitable, Branzy. You aren't meant to be part of this world. It's nothing personal." - THIS IS ONLY ABOUT THE MC CHARACTERS. No real people! - - Again just a snippet at the moment -

Everyone's heard of the infamous outlaw responsible for taking out cities, wiping governments, erasing civilizations just because a passerby looked at him the wrong way. Nobody had seen the man's face that was shadowed by his jester-themed cowboy hat and lived to tell the tale. Except for one; Branzy. Branzy, a small town boy who dreamed of escaping the West one day and starting anew in the tall blasting cities that were built on dreams. The exact dreams Branzy hoped to accomplish. So why is it that when Branzy witnessed the unhinged yet precise outlaw nicknamed "Clown's Pierce" slaughter a bandwagon of thieves that tried to ransack Branzy's cart and he simply lived to tell the tale, and even saw Clown's eyes --- oh, the gloriously frightening red gaze ---, did Branzy not worry? chapter names by my friend, Xam :D

It's been 9 years since Foolish left Dream XD and he's much happier now. He's living with someone he would consider a close friend and his children are happy making their way into the future and their teen years . It all ends when he is resummoned to the Dream SMP for Naomi's officials ascension ceremony where XD will be. And what is going on with Branzy and Clown and why is Parrot here now? Will he be ok? Will his growing feelings for Rek die down? Will the twins finally grow out of their creepy talking to no one then getting high on sugar stage?? Will his daughter actually listen to him? PLEASE NOTE THAT FOR THE SUBPLOT WITH CLOWNZY WILL NOT BE FULLY EXPLORED BUT IN ANOTHER BOOK WHICH IS APART OF THE SERIES BY @Unicornsparklegracie ALSO WILL GLADLY TAKE A COVER FROM ANY ARTIST!

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LifeSteal Kingdom AU Main character is BranzyCraft who gets into some unfavorable business with the nobles of Fallshire. Now on a spy mission due to some blackmail, he must travel to the kingdom called Rysara. Along his journey he is joined by many oddball characters, all of whom have interesting backgrounds. Branzy discovers that the world is a lot larger than the inner walls of Fallshire, and that the universe is far greater than just his small dimension on the celestial scale. Roxi, the Deity, has been absent from the world for years now, but is still worshipped and forever carved into the pillars of buildings. But with a great being gone missing, what horrors wait to claw their way back to the surface and dig their wrongful roots into the ground? Yes, I did make another book. YOU CANNOT STOP ME!!!

This book is a dump for all of the first Fanfics for Lifesteal I've made! (No hate please, I'm still new to this.)

lifesteal smp but their in a college???? Originally posted on ao3 My user name is Yin_No_3_ManePear_fan

ME AND SOME PEOPLE MADE THIS ON A FRANTIC FANFIC SESSION AND WE DECIDED WE'RE GONNA POST IT ON AO3 BUT MY ACC ISNT GETTING AN INVITATION SO WATTPAD IT IS!!!! MENTIONS OF METH

Uhhhhh this fic was written in ao3 (https://archiveofourown.org/works/69946791/chapters/181558891)butttt idk how to put art into the fic so enjoyyyy Redd and Ash are roommates in this tiny apartment but they both are doing the literal opposite jobs (aka Redd's an assassin for the HC(heroes committee) and Ash is the most wanted mafia boss in the city) the funny thing is they both can afford big mansions but they enjoy each other's company loll so both of them tries to have a normal life without letting the other know about their secret job :3 I think this is a very funny prompt loll

My friend has been laughing in lowercase while i was making this. im scared o_o

This is my first stort btw so don't be surprised if it don't make sense

Clownpierce, a former worker at the lifesteal cafe gets in a surprise all of the sudden when a mysterious and quiet user only going by branzy shows up in a chaotic but now peaceful life.. when vitalasy introduces the two, well what will happen next?

The story cover was made by me~ Tho, I'm sad that the hand isn't visible here! TwT --------------------------------------------------- Idea from: @SightUltra He gave me this "AMAZING" idea!! You must check him out! He even helped me make this story ..SINCE I'M DUMB AND I'M NEW TO LIFESTEAL! A-Anyways!! If you don't like how it sounds then go ahead and leave? No one's stopping you! :D ------------------------------ Clownzy(The merged name cause why not?), the best PVPer in this server yet.. has a slow thinking process. Like when someone's attacking him, he just stands there for a few seconds just processing what's happening; letting the person attacking him win the fight and steal a heart from him. It's sad he could never use his skills at PVP... I think? ------------------------------ Anyways, "Hello Famzy, my name is Clownzy! And todaaayyy I built a verrryyy "BaSiC" mountain. It'S nOt MuCh BuT I ThInK iT lOoKs GoOd!"

Branzy has been working with Clown for quite some time now and he couldn't tell when his apprehension about this cooperation faded and a feeling of rightness blossomed. He wouldn't trade his trust with Clown for anything in the world. But how did the other feel about this? - THIS IS ONLY ABOUT THE MC CHARACTERS. No real people! -