sadlynotanashryver
Welcome to the Forbidden Forest, Try Not To Die
A Hogwarts fanfic inspired by the unholy chaos of CM Stunich's Witchwood Boys
Everyone in Hogsmeade knows the tale:
Enter the cave at the lake on a full moon, and you'll slip into a magical realm.
Only... it's a moonless night, and Catherine Abbot ends up sucked straight into hell.
Now she's being hunted by a bloodthirsty deity and stuck with three unhinged, wand-happy boys who look like they crawled out of a dark academia thirst trap:
• Sebastian Sallow - morally bankrupt and way too into blood magic for anyone's comfort
• Ominis Gaunt - blind but sees everything, especially your sins
• Draco Malfoy - emotionally unstable ex-heir with great hair and bigger trauma
Together, they plan to escape the Forbidden Forest using spells powered by blood, desperation, and - unfortunately - bodily fluids (hey, I don't make the rules, the forest does).
Expect:
• Dark magic and darker humor
• Enemies-to-"weird forest roommates"
• Spit rituals and questionable choices
• Sexual tension so thick, you'd need a Lumos just to see where it ends.
Catherine just wanted to study plants.
Now she's in a horny death cult with trust issues.