Cockney Stories

A Sci-Fi/superhero story with a twist.

Jeremy Walker had a secret. A secret he has kept his whole life. He could see... numbers. Not just any ordinary numbers. Not pen to paper numbers. He saw numbers on top of people's head. When he was younger he's friends laughed and his parents thought he was mentally ill. He went to physiatrists and opticians. There was nothing. There was no explanation...

Hi there, and thanks for stopping by. My kids and I love to corrupt bedtime stories to make them funny and unique. We often create caricature personas with accents and silly voices to add to the fun. We thought you might like a chuckle too, so we have shared one of them here. This one, in particular, was a team effort between myself and my youngest. (Who shall remain nameless for now since they are still a minor, but is becoming a very talented scribe in their own right.) As you can probably tell, this one is a corruption of Michael Rosen's 'We are Going on a Bear Hunt', using the personas of 'Posh Lady' (think Margo from 'The Good Life') in italics and 'Cockney Hardcastle' (think Danny Dyer or pretty much anyone from a Guy Ritchie film.) Clearly, this would be better with pictures, but my drawing talents max out at badly drawn stick men, so you will have to use your imagination. If anyone would like to add some artwork to this, please get in touch 😊 Enjoy!

Edmund James foster has been in the founding hospital for since he was 5 years old, his mother gave him up as a baby to the foundling hospital but seeing as he wasn't old enough to be educated so he was sent to an foster family there he met twins Madeline and Adeline finch but then they are all brought back to the foundling hospital and they are seperated. There he meets Rodger banks and he forgets all his manners and being an overall goody-to-shoes. Will matron and the governor ever find out what they are plotting? What mischief will they get up 2? What happened between Rodger & ralph? Will they ever manage to achieve there dream of running away from the hospital? - So this story is set in the 1800s in London, I made it out of my love of Oliver twist and hetty feather and all things Victorian and its kinda based over Oliver twist and hetty feather. Also the foundling hospital was like children's home and a place for education so basically a boarding school. I hope u enjoy it ^-^

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idk what this is but I just got the idea at 12:40PM basically my headcanon behind Kicks from animal crossing like his life story His childhood - post New Horizons enjoy

World War II has ravaged London and the Barrett family is deranged by the shadow cast over postwar life. They stick to their dreams and struggle to make them reality, helped but at the same time frustrated by a new social order. Perce Barrett, who fought in WWI, attempts to make a living as an entertainer. His daughter Lilly and her husband Bill fantasize a life of winning the football pools and becoming champion ballroom dancers. Dot capitalizes on her experiences of the Blitz to write a novel. Alice Barrett, Perce's wife, keeps the peace and quiet by making tea, being practical and keeping to herself her longing for a bathroom. Larry Barrett, the youngest in the family, fails his Eleven-plus exam but learns to read and write, living through a crescendo of perplexities which materialize in the form of a ghost, the Great Smog of London, and the fascination of his enigmatic teacher of English. It is Larry, in spite of his limited linguistic resources, who writes the novel, struggling to find a means to express his experiences. Honky Tonk is a powerful story of the way in which a working class family's attempts to rebuild their lives are aggravated by social conflict and underlying forces. Their drama plays out in a South East London setting rich in characters whose lives mingle with those of the Barrett family.

Liliara Vow is the name. So what happens when the biggest fuckboy is there for me when I need someone. Secrets. Secrets will be told and so much more.

Set against the backdrop of the Victorian era of London, this drama/suspense-thriller revolves around a young, rich businessman framed for the heinous murder of his wife, who must race against time and all odds to prove his innocence.

A boy called Bradley (15) who doesn't have a lot of money and lives on a council estate in Battersea with his mum who is a very Heavy drinker and does not notice Bradley half the time Bradley is quite rebellious and he has a criminal record for stealing and fighting and is really ruff but he falls in love with a girl called Sophie (15) who is way out of his league but she ends up falling for him as well but Sophie's father Jonathan is not impressed and despises Bradley and would do anything to get his daughter away from him but Sophie's mum Kate adores Bradley and struggles to try and change Jonathan's mind.

Cockneys vs Pirates The greatest prize at the London 2012 Olympics isn't gold. . . it's the Holy Grail. There's a rumour there's treasure buried beneath the 2012 Olympic site. And that a secret army is going to find it. Only nobody believes it. But when a mysterious group of pirates move to the East End, people become suspicious. And when Cockneys start disappearing, the Pearly King demands answers. But that's the least of Oscar's worries - all he wants to do is kill some cockroaches. The problem is, he's using a chemical weapon to do it. And he has to get rid of it before the police find out. "If you like Robert Rankin, Jasper Fforde or Douglas Adams - this is for you." "Cockneys fighting pirates! What more could you want from life? "

Learn all about museum in Epsom the history of the Cockney people and culture at the Original Cockney Museum in Epsom. This unique museum is home to a collection of artifacts, photographs, and dioramas that bring to life the lives of Cockneys from the 1800s to the present day. For further information visit: https://www.originalcockneymuseum.co.uk

When Talia Stamos is introduced to her twin who was separated at birth and now lives a rich life, she thinks her life can't get any worse. When she has to move in with her sister, she could kill herself. Talia feels like an outsider in her own newly-found family, and she is forced to either find a way to fit in, or leave for good. Based on a true family story.