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You're in the soda aisle of your local Walmart looking at mountaindew when you run into a devilishly handsome man. He manages to seduce you into going on an anime date with him using his pungent odor and an expertly styled fedora perched atop his greasy hair (and he also blackmailed you with your social security card that he stole). I mean come on, how could you reject such an offer from this gentleman? I'm sorry in advance for writing this monstrosity. Was #1 in musty

I got a bunch of my friends to make up some random ass lore, about a cockroach named Larry. Then I made some short stories about it!! This shit is funny asf I love my friends sm

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My plans for the future. Follow me as we pull an avatar and go to sleep in an iceberg, totally one upping his sleep record, and instead of being a positive force to end a war you take advantage of to take over you world. Cause why not? I don't see anything better to do might as well. Of course I can still be a positive role model. Not a bad person here. Honestly once I take over the world I'll probably just put someone else in charge(minus the whole having people see me as an evil overlord and get stabbed like in that one anime. I'd like to seen as an angel until the end😤) and go off somewhere else. I'll figure my plans after...maybe reopen Wendy's or something? Anyways welcome to my shitty ass timeline inspired by some of my friends~ Note: Yeah so this isn't to be taken serious one bit I have this up for some friends but I would be happy if anyone else that comes across this enjoys it. This is all pretty much for laughs and shit to help with how crappy everything is right now...so yeah I'll share with you how my mind makes up some of the worst stories on the spot. Anyone from the chat I hope y'all enjoy(or at least get) my crappy reference~!

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HOIHOI JUST SOME LOVE AND LETTERS FOR THE BOY OF HEIGHT 1 NM ON HIS BIRTHDAY !! WE WILL KIDNAP YOU SMOL BOI AND GIVE YOU CHOCOLATES !! HAPPY DANNY-FYY DAY !! LOVE YOU DANIEL TUFFIN !!!!!

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When a cockroach and an earwig get married, things are bound to go wrong! Welcome to the magical world of Pebble, a pathetic cockroach that is hated by the world for inventing integers. This is the first story in the series, so it is recommended that you read it first! The stories were written by my friend and me. We put them up mostly so we don't lose them, but also because we think our writing's worth it. Maybe not in this story. You'll see.

All roaches belong to one of four families-blattellidae, blattidae, blaberidae and polyphagidae. Blattellidae includes black-brown-grey insects with well developed wings-this includes the common American, German and brown-banded roaches. Blattidae insects can be dark or light in colour depending on their species-for example, the oriental cockroach is brownish while a smokybrown cockroach is a mix of dark brown and grey. Blaberidae is another group including these larger types of roach as well as Australian and Madagascan species. Polyphagidae is a smaller group of insects that are more adapted to moist environments, but the full list includes about 70 types of roach

Alice Jenkins is a shy girl who comes from a poor family. So she's ecstatic when she is hired to work at a fancy hotel called the Paradise Resor. She suddenly goes from life being just her and her sister to being surrounded by friends she doesn't know how to cope, and when she catches the eye of a certain rich redhead it might just push her over the edge. (P.S I am new to writing so I appreciate any constructive criticism)

Juan Juan :)

A humorous short story of a group of millennials who meet for a social barbeque only to be thwarted by the presence of an uninvited (insect) guest