Colinjost Stories

At fourteen, Elara Johansson-Jost has already mastered the art of composure. The eldest daughter of Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost, she knows how to smile politely when people recognize her name, how to carry herself with the polish expected of someone born into the public eye. Her parents guard their children's privacy fiercely, but fame is a shadow that seeps into even the quietest corners of her life. This is not a story of red carpets or headlines. It is the story of a family bound by love and undone by pressure, of a mother who would give anything to shield her daughter from a world that demands too much, and of a girl learning how to be herself when everyone seems to have already decided who she should be. Tender, chaotic, and deeply intimate, it is a portrait of the hidden cost of perfection and the fierce, imperfect love that holds a family together. A/N: THIS IS A FANFICTION, WHAT HAPPENS IN HERE IS NOT RELATED TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN REAL LIFE 100%

𝐘/𝐧 𝐇𝐮𝐱𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐘/𝐧'𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐝, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐭. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐘/𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥? 𝐘/𝐧 𝐆!𝐩 𝐆𝐱𝐆

Evansson's twins ff (English isn't my first language!) (I always try to update as quickly as I can.) ---- One night, the two young actors Scarlett and Chris drank too much which had consequences. Cecilia and Felix actually live a pretty normal life in Cambridge with their father and stepmother, as well as their half-siblings. Except that their father treats them as anything but "normal". But when they decide to skip school to attend the Comic Con in London with their friends, little did they know that their lives would change forever. Because the famous Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans seems to be more than interested in the two twins. ---- Trigger warnings: violence at home, anxiety, abuse, panic attacks, self harm ⚠️ ---- I don't own the characters except for Cecilia, Felix etc. ---- Genre: FanFiction @ineedonelastbye | 2023 | Coverdesign by @ineedonelastbye

Scarlett was living in bliss when her little girl entered the world. She shut her eyes content that her life's just started. Only to open them and learn that it's ending right before her. Her little girl is missing and she can't do anything about it. 15 years later she's still looking for her missing piece and not giving up hope. With her baby's birthday coming up what happens when she's at a event and sees a face that holds more meaning to her then anyone else could ever know. Read to find out.... #1 Scarlett johansson 08/06/2022

Avery Shaw is just like any old teenager - New York City, coffee shop job, school, and completely alone. Moving constantly does that. But one boy somehow changed everything for Avery. Started: 13th August 2025 First Publish: 20th November 2025 Finished: ?

[ SHORT STORY ] [ PART 1 = COMPLETED 30 BONUS CHAPTERS = COMPLETED PART 2 = Monday & wednesday ] Part 1: Sophie Ivy Bennett has spent her life running-from her past, her pain, and the mother who abandoned her. At just 20, she's hardened by years of struggle and loneliness, surviving on odd jobs and sheer determination. A chance encounter with Scarlett Johansson, a world-famous actress and devoted mother, changes everything. Drawn to Sophie's resilience, Scarlett offers more than kindness: she becomes the family Sophie never thought she deserved. But when old wounds resurface and Sophie's fear of abandonment threatens to tear her newfound happiness apart, both women must confront their pasts to forge a future built on trust, love, and second chances.

[ONHOLD] Carter Jost is the daughter of Colin Jost , she was 2 years old when she had gotten abandoned by Louise her mother. Carter always wanted a mommy, she was a mommy's girl, sure she had Colin but sometimes that just wasn't enough Colin was heartbroken not only for him but for Carter, he started talking to Scarlett Johansson 8 months ago, Scarlett knew most about Carter from Colin talking about her so much, she hadn't met carter yet but she knew she would love her What happens when everything's starts to change for carter?

as much as anyone, i LOVE snl. hmu with requests and ily all <3 requests: open

What if Scarlett johansson was also a YouTuber in this she will have 2 daughters obviously Rose who she shares with romain (but not on this) and a second child (an oc of mine) called Grace-Leigh Jane Johansson (Scarlett will still be married to Colin).

Three sisters, one princess. What happens when the king and queen go on vacation for a few months? Leaving three sisters and one to take charge. Ashley Evans, the princess. Stacey Evans, the comedian. Diana Evans, the rebel. Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/whiteflags330/playlist/3bNE8Hd6i9F4kWvUaNO85C

( 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 ! ) There was no surprise that Oscar winner, Anastasia Swan and Weekend Update co-host, Colin Jost caught each other's eye, while the actress was hosting SNL for the first time. It wasn't until after hours at the rehearsal, that things seemingly changed, crossing the line between business and pleasure. And you know what they say-don't mix business with pleasure. 𖤐◞ ꙳ ๋࣭ ⭑ ' ‟𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺? 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴." - Kehlani 'After Hours' 𖤐◞ ꙳ ๋࣭ ⭑ ' Copyright 2025 ©️ [Colin Jost x OC] [Social Media / Real Life]

AU Working with @aloneodi Y/N is a surgeon who works at St Marks Memorial in LA. His colleague Colin asked if Y/N would go on a double date with him as he set him up with his dates friend.

Amelia is the daughter of Scarlett Johansson, nobody knows her dad (except for Scarlett of course ) She has a younger sister; Rose You both have different dads but it makes no difference in the love they have for each other. Scarlett loves you both equally but doesn't get to spend as much time as she would like with you ( because your older and dong need the immediate attention ) (BTW I have nothing against anyone in this story, it is all just for the reader's entertainment)

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Hi I hope you like the book in this I can't be bothered to write y/n so your gonna be called Marley it's ok if you don't want to read it because of the name and I completely understand it just easier to write it that way

Kelly Jones "KJ" is a NYC firefighter with type 1 diabetes and her best friend Colin Jost is along for the ride.

What happend when y/n get thrown out of the house? Will y/n find a home to live in or just in the street?

Scripts I write using the SNL cast and format (Final Draft 10 template)