Colinjost Stories

At fourteen, Elara Johansson-Jost has already mastered the art of composure. The eldest daughter of Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost, she knows how to smile politely when people recognize her name, how to carry herself with the polish expected of someone born into the public eye. Her parents guard their children's privacy fiercely, but fame is a shadow that seeps into even the quietest corners of her life. This is not a story of red carpets or headlines. It is the story of a family bound by love and undone by pressure, of a mother who would give anything to shield her daughter from a world that demands too much, and of a girl learning how to be herself when everyone seems to have already decided who she should be. Tender, chaotic, and deeply intimate, it is a portrait of the hidden cost of perfection and the fierce, imperfect love that holds a family together. A/N: THIS IS A FANFICTION, WHAT HAPPENS IN HERE IS NOT RELATED TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN REAL LIFE 100%

A 6-year-old Lila Morgan endures a brutal home life, an abusive/ alcoholic mother that gets unnoticed by everyone - until she comes across the famous actress Scarlett Johansson. When their paths cross, she senses something terribly wrong. Their brief encounter causes something light that Lila wouldn't even recognise.

Fluffy oneshots about my favourite couple of course!! I've never seen anyone write about them before so I've decided I need to because they're adorable and are literally my parents. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!! :) Fluff: 💗 Angst: 🌜

When comedian, Colin Jost devotes his life to raising his shy, tender-hearted daughter Vivienne, the last thing either of them expects is for their quiet routines to be interrupted by someone new. But when Colin unexpectedly reconnects with actress Scarlett Johansson, a gentle friendship slowly evolves into something deeper and Vivienne finds herself caught between fear and hope. What begins as hesitant lunches and awkward introductions soon becomes park days, movie nights, and moments of growing trust. Scarlett steps carefully into Vivienne's world, learning her anxieties, celebrating her joys, and loving her in the quiet ways that matter most. But as feelings deepen between Colin and Scarlett, Vivienne must confront old fears of being replaced and the possibility that family can grow without breaking. Across years of laughter, misunderstandings, healing, and heart-clenching tenderness, the three build something neither expected, a home full of warmth, second chances, and love that chooses you every single day.

Everly Jean is Colin Jost's daughter. What happens when Scarlett enters the picture?

Dana Redners was Colin's first wife. She was the better half of him- the pineapple on his pizza. The second best day and the worst day of his life happened to be the same day- when his twins were born and Dana passed away. 16 years later, and they're practically all grown up....and Colin....well he met someone new. #1 caseyjost 7 August 2025 #1 halfsiblings 7 August 2025 #1 saturdaynightlive 9 August 2025

I had to leave. I didn't have a choice I can't stay anymore. So I did I left all I knew for this job I saw. I'm 19 and as I've heard I'm young. But I practically raised my siblings and I have a god child. If anyone knows how to raise kids it's me. Kinda. So when Scarlett johansson and Colin jost offer me a job to take care of their kids full time? How could I not do it. But why are they acting weird and what is she hiding from me? ( Scarlett and reader daughter)

Renée Ambrose joins the cast of the famous late night comedy SNL in 2017. She starts to befriend the cast, specifically Pete Davidson. She's only a few months older than him, but he's the only cast member closest to her age. When his engagement with Ariana Grande is broken off, they start to become closer. "Where are you going?" "My dressing room. I should probably put on some more comfortable clothes before I go." "Oh, me too," Pete said, as he followed her to her dressing room. "You're going to my dressing room, too? How high are you?" "No, I'm going to MY dressing room. Colin, her 'my dressing room' is different than my 'my dressing room'. That doesn't make any sense!" {Highest rankings: #3 in pete #1 in latenight #1 in comedian} STARTED: January 2, 2021 FINISHED: April 29, 2021

"why are we like this?" A story about a daughter and her single father trying to navigate life... and his relationship with Scarlett Johansson. More specifically, a semi RPF of Colin Jost and eventually Scarlett Johansson. Colin's daughter Vienna is played by Antonia Gentry and Vienna's boyfriend Felix is an Americanized version of Felix Mallard. #1 Saturday Night Live - 2/3/23 #1 Cecily Strong - 12/10/23 #1 SNL - 1/7/24 #2 Elizabeth Olsen - 4/12/23 #2 Antonia Gentry - 5/6/23 #2 John Mulaney - 1/27/25 #4 Colin Jost - 7/4/23 #14 Single Mother - 6/29/23 #20 Pete Davidson- 1/2/24

Adopted by Scarlett Johansson, Savannah Williams should feel safe. But secrets don't stay buried forever. At thirteen, she's a rising star hiding a past no one really knows-until someone comes back to expose it. The cameras may be rolling, but behind the scenes, everything is about to fall apart.

This story is about Bill Hader coming back to host w kristen wiig, hope you enjoy(:

"VIOLET CARE INSTRUCTIONS: violets do best in bright, warm, natural light. they should be protected from hot sun. their fine roots need air and intermittent water." unfortunately, this violet has been in the dark, in dry soil, practically dumped out of her pot, since she could remember. after her mother was deported, she was thrust into the seedy underworld of Brooklyn, where she'd wilted for almost ten years. until one day, she's not. and little by little, violet has to adjust to a life of adequate sunlight. 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 , with the help of her new family, violet learns to bloom, like the flower for which she was named. T𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙂𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙁𝙊𝙍: - abuse, physical and s*xual

AU Working with @aloneodi Y/N is a surgeon who works at St Marks Memorial in LA. His colleague Colin asked if Y/N would go on a double date with him as he set him up with his dates friend.

Raleigh Reed is an SNL writer who has a four-year-old son named Malakai

Y/N is the owner of the small book/coffee shop called The Spine, in NYC, where she meets Scarlett Johansson and falls in love. Will Scarlett fall too or will it be a tragic love story destined to end in heartbreak? GirlxGirl Slowburn/angst/fluff Set in the present COVID will be mentioned in this story, however, my story will be portraying a fictional post pandemic world in which COVID only lasted for the first year of quarantine.

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