missmagentaxo
Alexander (NOT Alex) De'Tarte was your typical high school nobody. With most of his time spent with his hand in his pants, or playing video games, he didn't really try to change his status. He just finished his freshman year in college, and is prepared to tell you of the many f*cked up events that ensued. Join him in his jaw-dropping, overly honest tale of noisy roommates, embarrassing memories, jackass jocks, blonde bimbos, and Top Ramen. • Hi there! So this is my first story on Wattpad. I've been writing since the fourth grade, but never showed my work to anyone. My head is filled with hundreds of ideas, but I never had the time to write them down. This is my first story from a boy's POV, and I guess well just see where it goes from here. Let me know what you think, you'll be my first critics! Adios, muchachos. WARNING contains suggestive material, drug use, drinking, college party lingo, mature scenes and (censored) language.