Colonelsanders Stories

full title: The Ultra Legendary Super Amazing Mega Rare Never Seen Before Long Lost Hybrid Dragon Demon Wolf Snake Angel Princess is the Hated Child *NOT SCREENREADER FRIENDLY! THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THERE ARE UNNECESSARY EMOJIS AND PUNCTUATION AND WORDS SO DRAGGED-OUT THAT THEY TAKE UP HALF A PAGE* Once upon a time, a kind woman named Mommy gave birth to a girl, but sadly died in the process. She had a husband, Mr. My Daughter Is An Accident, and their daughter Mistake, or the hated child. Mistake was bullied all her life, both in school and at home. Her father married another woman (Barbara) and then he died. His cause of death is unknown, but there were a bunch of stabbing wounds on his corpse and the stepmother holding a bloody knife at the scene of the crime. With that strange woman came Mistake's new sister, a spoiled brat named Ronald McDonald. Mistake's stepmother always compared her to that meanie poo poo face. Even if her personality was awful, she was still the one in the spotlight no matter where they went. She always paraded around in her sparkly pink ball gown and her tiny pigtails. What will happen next??????????????????????

What the title implies haha (Will be focusing on the first season)

A story about everyone's favorite chicken, told in first person this fictious story of you and Colonel Sanders is a must read for any chicken lovers. Disclaimer: This story is not a real account of the real Colonel Sanders yet a fictious version as such nothing in this book is real.

When the Burger King and Dairy Queen give Ronald the quest to trade with the chicken kingdom, he meets Colonel Sanders. What love could possibly spark? I give credit of the idea to my best friend.

Colonel Sanders, an up-and-coming chicken enthusiast, falling in love with a competitor. It was unheard of. Especially for the cold and tough Colonel Sanders. How could this happen to him? Ronald McDonald, the man Sanders was in love with, was powerful. If anything happened between them, things were likely to go south, which is why he decided to keep these thoughts to himself. Colonel Sanders dealt with his feelings for three long years, spending every night dreaming about how life could be. If his love was ever revealed, he would be publicly ridiculed, especially by the openly homophobic Chick-Fil-A. Sanders's career would be ruined, He had to keep his secret hidden. What happens if those feelings happen to be shared by a certain clown?

The day has finally come, your dream is finally coming true! You're finally attending the academy of your dreams! Your dream is to become the best master chef in the world, but what happens when you first meet the man himself, Colonel Sanders, who seems very innocent but slowly the students are disappearing one by one? Find out what happens... ( COVER IN THE MAKING )

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Chika Phillips is a sweet young lady who has perfected her recipes and stands by them. Colonel Sanders, however, is confident in his ability to come up with new culinary creations. When their two cooking styles clash, will Chika and Colonel rise to the challenge? Or will they chicken out? Because colonel sanders is a meme rn and I like writing cute stories. Colonel Sanders x Chika (Chik-fil-a). Enemies to lovers, hoping to make this slow burn enough to call it a slow burn. Cover photo from the dating sim, special thanks to the two friends who encouraged me in writing this and the one who I tortured by asking to edit.

Quinn and Colonel Sanders are new students at Greendale Community College. When they realize they have to share a new bed for the semester, Quinn has mixed feelings. Will he be able to live with Colonel Sanders? Or will the two butt heads and have a terrible first semester?

Ronald Mcdonald has lost his memory. After the dreaded Invasion Day, he has now travelled to the cave of shadows so he can find the secrets of his past. Read Ronald's backetory, from The Overlod's attack in 1996, to his road to recovery in 2010...

just read it

Ronald McDonald-kun is the new student at his new school and he ends up falling head over heels for upperclassman Colonel Sanders-senpai. Their friendship begins to blossom into a beautiful and passionate romance. However, when fellow student Wendy-chan comes between them, it threatens Ronald and Colonel's relationship. Will they ever get the sweet, passionate love they deserve? Wtf am I doing with my life.

a dreamy trip with the colonel that leaves you craving the gravy Written by three homosexuals

The wedding between our dear sea chicken and our brave kentucky fryer.

Sara's Mom (Mary) always beat Sara for no apparent reason. What will happen if Sara and Mary go to a random destination where Sara has had the worst flashback of her life. What happens when Mary takes her Back to the place? Will she make it out alive? Will her Mom beat her to death? Read to find out! AUTHORS NOTE[This is my first story so yeah it is shit xD]

You fall in love with colonel sanders after going to KFC but it's also omegaverse

I dont watch markiplier or eat kfc so sorry if this is inaccurate my friend asked for it lololol Warning: hot

its finger lickin good