Colonelsanders Stories

this story is an IRONIC fanfic about the hottest bald people on earth mrworldwide, and the rock. this isnt to make fun of people who write, like, serious ones i just think this will be funny to do and im very bored. there is also a side relationship with the yotuber/streamer quackity and thanos, who are also both bald, so as you can see, there is a theme.

You fall in love with colonel sanders after going to KFC but it's also omegaverse

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You have had a crush on Gru ever since middleschpol. Sadly, as far as you know Gru doesn't even know your name. Now you're a senior in highschool and still haven't mustered up the courage to so much as talk to him. But that all changed one fateful day.......

Ronald McDonald has had a crush on the baddie Colonel Sanders since laying eyes on him for the first time. ... Colonel Sanders is determined to get revenge on Ronald for getting him locked up in jail. ... Will a series of events lead to them falling in love or will it drag them both down into the pit of never ending grease. WARNING: Swearing

Sam always thought she would never find her soulmate. She simply didn't believe in them. Colonel Sanders was a sexy old man ready to give up on love, and devote the rest of his days to his chicken empire. One fateful day, both of their worlds will turn upside down. But will their love be enough to resist KFC corporate strain, or Ronald McDonald's 20 inch dick? Find out in Finger Lickin' Good...

a dreamy trip with the colonel that leaves you craving the gravy Written by three homosexuals

The day has finally come, your dream is finally coming true! You're finally attending the academy of your dreams! Your dream is to become the best master chef in the world, but what happens when you first meet the man himself, Colonel Sanders, who seems very innocent but slowly the students are disappearing one by one? Find out what happens... ( COVER IN THE MAKING )

He was a hero, looking for someone would appreciated him for who he was. He was a chef, looking for the dish of lifetime. *** The restaurant industry is ruthless, and the critics have never been harsher. Sanders sets out on a journey, in order to create the ultimate dish that will put him on the maps. He has traveled the world, in search of exotic ingredients for this masterpiece. His adventures lead him to Japan, an epitome of culinary arts. As he was exploring the streets, looking for inspiration, he runs into a certain winged hero, an opportunity he could not let fly away. The No3. Hero was more busy now than ever. After the appearance of the villian Stain, crime rates have skyrocketed by these wannabe villains. Hawk's motto is speed, taking down criminals in record time. But when saving a strange American from getting mugged leads down a strange rabbit hole, all hell starts to break loose. *** As a disclaimer, Colonel Sanders is based off of the fictionalized Colonel Sanders such as the one in I Love You Colonel Sanders, as well as the ones in modern commercials. This is NOT the real Colonel Sanders, but rather the symbol of KFC.

Changbin X Colonel Sanders (This is a joke) A story in which Seo Changbin from Stray kids falls in love with the one the only Colonel Sanders.

Colonel Sanders, an up-and-coming chicken enthusiast, falling in love with a competitor. It was unheard of. Especially for the cold and tough Colonel Sanders. How could this happen to him? Ronald McDonald, the man Sanders was in love with, was powerful. If anything happened between them, things were likely to go south, which is why he decided to keep these thoughts to himself. Colonel Sanders dealt with his feelings for three long years, spending every night dreaming about how life could be. If his love was ever revealed, he would be publicly ridiculed, especially by the openly homophobic Chick-Fil-A. Sanders's career would be ruined, He had to keep his secret hidden. What happens if those feelings happen to be shared by a certain clown?

Hello, thank you so much for checking out :My Favorite Seasoning" This is a student collage AU it is not a culinary college just an advanced college, Colonel is a Cooking and Baking major, and you are a biology, and math major. everybody in this book, is 18+ or older. please enjoy! Colonel Sanders is NOT my character. You, Y/N end up in your dream college. You meet a boy, in your Bio class he was very welcoming and a sight for sore eyes. you at first were a little iffy with him, but then you got to know him more, and you soon became interested. There will be twists and turns in every corner.

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a rooster makes its morning call to alert the townspeople its morning and then you see Colonel Sanders, Roland McDonald, snack jack the fast-food masters all clicking their alarm clocks off with snazzy upbeat music in the background getting ready for their day in burger sales you will see the ins and outs the sabotage the drama the "romance" and heartbreaks I know your lovin it😉 (disclaimer I own none of the images used in this series found on pinterest full credit to the artists)

[work in progress] Alex, a young, talented, cholito that emigrated from Afghanistan to Mexico, a survivor dealing with post trauma of the Afghanistan War, now a refugee in Mexico, has enrolled into a prestigious university, UNAM. He grew popular, well known across the students of UNAM, engaging in illegal activities with his amigos. His whole life took a turn when he met the new student. Little did he know his life would change. DRASTICALLY. Like being targeted by a Mexican drug cartel.