Comdedy Stories

Kenji Kagenou was not always a cold and violent individual, only through pain, agony, weakness, and betrayal, did he start to become cold... in order to return to his family. He swore he wouldn't let anyone or anything stand in his way.

Yao Yao was born as a little glutton, her appetite rivaling half a mountain. One day, the old Taoist who adopted her passed away in meditation. At just three and a half years old, Yao Yao had no choice but to pack her small bag and head down the mountain to find her senior master. By chance, she ended up saving a wealthy tycoon from a car accident and became the adopted daughter of the prestigious Gu family. At first, everyone in the Gu family opposed the idea. The Gu family matriarch tapped her cane and said, "Raising someone else's child? Careful not to end up with an ingrate!" The Gu family head, Gu Xuesong, said indifferently, "Picked up halfway? Who knows what kind of trouble she might bring." From the eldest to the seventh brother, their response was unanimous: "We don't want a sister!" But this little girl, rejected by the entire family, proved herself after joining the Gu household. She resolved the business partner issues that even Gu Xuesong couldn't handle, bringing in so many contracts that they couldn't sign them all. She cured the Gu matriarch's chronic leg pain, to the point where the old lady was now striding around effortlessly... Even the seven Gu brothers, one after another, benefited greatly from her presence. It was only then that the Gu family realized they had brought home a treasure. From then on, the Gu family's attitude completely changed. The Gu matriarch: "Yao Yao, do you want some cream puffs? Grandma will buy them for you." Gu Xuesong: "Yao Yao, do you want a private jet? Daddy will have one sent over to take you for a ride." The Gu brothers: "Yao Yao, do you want..." And so, Yao Yao secured herself a meal ticket-one of the highest quality! ================== Note: get access to 100+ Advance Chapters on my patreon.com/flokixy

(Male yanderes x female protagonist) The world isn't fair. After studying like crazy without sleep, surviving on three part-time jobs, and a rigorous scholarship selection process, Chiyo managed to get into Japan's top university. Only to die, reincarnate as an insignificant character, and repeat school. Again. The audacity. [Love of Abyss] is unlike most otome games. It's a dystopia where poliandry becomes mandatory. The female population is drastically reduced by an epidemic while men are driven with some kind of madness. A new world where love has no boundaries. Kakyouin High School encourages students to gain their Beloved. School staff and scientists monitor the progress of their love. With all events centered on romance, Chiyo is forced to participate. But her reluctance with the system doesn't go unnoticed. Worse, it makes her gain a lot of unwanted attention. "I just want to go to college. Dang it."

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Arc 1 - 4 finished✅ Arc 5 📝 Hestia del Rosario is a powerful noblewoman born from proud house of the Rosario Marchiony. She is known for tormenting her own daughter for the simple reason of... not being born a boy. In the original story, she died a brutal death at the hands of her husband: the Duke himself. Her daughter? Left to rot in the woods... until the female lead finds her and raises her as her own. I was just your ordinary about to be transmigrated girl before I died. But then i suddenly woke up and became the abusive, spoiled, and "evil mother" who died in chapter three! Getting poisoned by my husband? No way! Letting my daughter be taken away by a kind-hearted commoner? Well it can't be helped! She is the Female Lead, who can resist such charm?! But dying again? Absolutely not! "Your grace please don't hurt me" "Your grace I'm sorry, I won't do it again!" "Mommy...?" "Mom, where are you going?" "Mom, please don't leave me here with Dad. I want to go with you!" If I want to survive in this story, I have to rewrite the role I've been given before the main plot catches up to me. All I need to do is not abuse my daughter, do not blackmail the Duke because of my family's fame and connections, not be evil, and maybe, just maybe, I'll avoid my death. ...Hopefully. "Who says that we're getting divorced?" "We don't even love each other! I want to get married to a man that I love!" "Then love me, can't you do that?" First the child doesn't need the Female Lead, now my husband is clinging onto me? Date started: August 3, 2025 Date Finished: ? 🏆 Rank 12 at Fantasy-Romance

Ren Hector was supposed to be a Doctor. Instead, he died of a heart attack five years into surgical residency and woke up in a nightmare world where people awaken as Hunters by surviving their worst fears. The System was supposed to grant him healing powers. But something went wrong. A glitch during binding process warped his class into something monstrous. Now, as the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, Ren wields sentient surgical tentacles and a chainsaw instead of holy light. Now he's the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, a walking medical atrocity who heals people with surgical tentacles, a chainsaw, and a mouth in his palm that bites things for diagnosis. The more fear he causes, the stronger he gets. Trapped in a broken system, in a world ruled by Gates, monsters, and divine protocols, Ren isn't here to save the world. He's just trying to cure it. And maybe bill it later.

When the Knight King failed to protect his own world, the Goddess granted him a final mercy a peaceful life. Reborn in the world of Honkai, he expected calm days, quiet mornings, and freedom from war. What he got instead? A janitor's uniform, a mop, and a bottle of industrial-strength cleaning bleach. Yet fate is never done with legends. With the strength of a fallen king and the skills of a transcendent warrior, the former Knight King now battles the Honkai in the most absurd way imaginable scrubbing, sweeping, mopping, and wiping away calamity itself. This is the tale of the legendary Knight King who cleans halls by day, slays Honkai by night, and unknowingly alters the destiny of humanity... all while being paid minimum wage. A hero reborn. A mop-wielding warrior. A fate rewritten.

"Will you accept my offer? Not as the Parthenon of old, not with the mistakes of the past, but as the new Lance you are today? Will you follow me through thick and thin as my trainer and put all your being and effort into me and my goal? Will you accept, Lance Altwood?" Lance turned to look at Rudolf who still looked so vulnerable to him. She was showing him a side of herself very few people probably got to see. Her hand was outstretched, and her eyes spoke of hope. Lance... Lance was ready. A retelling of Uma musume from a new perspective, starting with the Empress herself, Symboli Rudolf. Art by @the_freakin_yui

Calli didn't ask to wake up in Jujutsu Kaisen. One minute she's rage-tweeting about Gojo's death and Gege's questionable life choices-next thing she knows, she's free-falling through the Tokyo skyline, straight into the arms of the man himself. Armed with nothing but sarcasm, caffeine, and zero cursed energy, Calli decides she's not saving the world-she's surviving it. Unfortunately, Gojo Satoru seems determined to turn her denial into an extreme sport. Welcome to the multiverse's most chaotic coping mechanism: one overpowered sorcerer, one genre-aware disaster girl, and a timeline that absolutely did not ask for either of them. ( P.S. This is my first fanfic so please be kind) Now also Available in A03.

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When her initiation into her college's History Club goes awry, Sol has to come face to face with Ethan-the cute guy whose house she just broke into. ***** Soledad Gutierrez, or Sol to her friends, decides to join the History Club at her Community college. However, this club is not like other clubs: they have an initiation process and a slew of other 'extracurricular activities.' In order to join the club, Sol must break into the oldest house in her small Californian town and steal one of their forks. The club members provide all the materials to break in; she just needs to take the utensil, take a selfie in the kitchen, and get out undetected-with the fork, of course. The problem is: Ethan Winston spots Sol in his grandparent's house, and he's determined to uncover the reason behind the break-in. However, both he and Sol are thrown for a loop when feelings begin to develop between them. And as Ethan becomes suspicious of the History Club, he and Sol get tangled in an adventure none of them were expecting. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] [[Wattys 2019 Winner for Young Adult + Being Published by Wattpad Books in Fall 2020]]

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Princess Emerald is the 38th Princess of the Kingdom of Larksen. The King, her father, can only recognized his 12 sons and their biological sisters or 6 princesses.Sadly, she is not one of them. As a woman reincarnated from an unreasonable monarchy, Emerald was angry and sad but later she has able to let go of her anger and want to strive for her own good. Without the support of her father, without the love of her mother, Princess Emerald is slowly becoming the most beloved princess of the Kingdom of Larksen. <<My original work>> (This story is plagarized and translated without permission in tagalog. Still waiting for wattpad management action.)

(NOT MY STORY) Qin Yi was born an omega, but his pheromones could not attract alphas. People in his family laughed at him because of this. However, he doesn't care, he would much rather never get married and wait until he's of age to inherit his mother's 800 million inheritance and pursue his dream life in show business! That was until the day he turned 18, and he had a pheromone match detection. After the detection system worked hard for 3 minutes: "The match between you and alpha: General Zhou Yiqing, whose pheromone number is AI6650, is 100%." Everyone was shocked. How is that possible?! Qin Yi: "Is this thing broken?" The system ran three more times, and the sound said again: "The match between you and alpha: His Royal Highness Halls, is 100%." This is the f-ing crown prince of the enemy country! The system did not stop: "The match between you and alpha: Sir Lu Ji, is 100%." This is the f-ing celebrity who has 3.3 billion fans that just changed his career to a pirate captain! "The match between you and alpha: Sir Zheng Yian, is 100%." This is the f-ing diplomat of the Federation! "The match between you and alpha: Sir Jing, is 100%" This is the f-ing king of the Kayabi clan! "The match between you and alpha: Sir Wu Hong, is 100%" Who the f-? "..." "......" Everyone's jaws were dislocated. Qin Yi expressed the behavior of slipping away: "...It might really be broken." Rule of the Federation: Alpha/Omega pairs with matching rates of 100% must get married immediately. So the question is... Qin Yi: "Who must I marry?" System: "The recommendation is all, together."

Title: I Transmigrated as the Villainous Mother-in-Law and Slapped My Sons Awake Synopsis: Jiang Wanning transmigrated into a novel, straight into the role of the infamous villainous mother-in-law. In the book, she was the scumbag male lead's mother, the wicked mother-in-law of a noble family who helps a so-called 'white lotus' concubine torment the true heroine and ruined her own family's reputation. ...Not on her watch. Rolling up her sleeves, Jiang Wanning decided to do what readers could only dream of... slap sense into her sons. When her eldest wanted to marry that white-lotus concubine -Slap! The eldest son froze. "Mother... you hit me?!" Jiang Wanning: "You favor your concubine and destroy your wife? I'll slap you awake!" When her second left his pregnant wife to save a junior sister-Slap! The second son gaped. "Mother?!" Jiang Wanning: "Who told you to play hero when your wife is at home? I'll slap you awake!" When her youngest proudly introduced his battlefield savior-Slap! The youngest son was dumbfounded. "Mother?!" Jiang Wanning: "Even a savior can be mistaken. You're blind! I'll slap you awake!" ----- By the time the Marquis found himself holding a divorce letter in the dead of night, he was completely baffled. "I have no concubines, no junior sisters, and no saviors... Then why is Madam still divorcing me?!"

Emma and Vivian spend their summer at a new camp to help out a friend, only to discover that it's a dating camp and they both have to pretend to be single! ***** Emma and Vivian, having spent their first year of college living together, agree to spend their summer at Gwen Black's latest camp. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (and Gwen's aggressive advertising), the entire camp is using Emma as a mascot because she's "single". Emma and Vivian decide to let the situation play out to help Gwen, finding a new thrill in keeping their love secret. Soon, though, things get out of hand as they start making each other jealous, and someone online is working to destroy their relationship (and the entire camp)! Can Emma save the camp, her reputation, and the only relationship that's ever mattered to her? (Sequel to Camp Mapplewood: original version.) [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

Yeah, if you could stop pretending to be dead that would be great. -- A satirical romance revolving around the lives of a Spa's pool lifeguard team. -- Jay has hated Rory for as long as he's known her. Rory has loved Jay since she first laid eyes on him. This has not made life at the Earth and Body spa easy for anyone on the All-Year Lifeguard team. But this year, everything's going to change. Suddenly, Rory has a backbone, one that Jay's not so sure he appreciates. No longer will she put up with Jay's grumpy, uninterested attitude. She's 100% done bending over backwards for him and being in love with him. That's all easier said and done, especially when bunking accommodations are changed and guess who Rory's new roommate is. Now Bryce, the leader of the rival lifeguard team from the spa across the lake, is showing interest in her. Something Rory isn't certain she trusts. Is his interest in her genuine, or is he only interested in using her as a pawn in the feud between him and Jay? Either way, she definitely likes how angry this all seems to be making Jay. Rory finds herself in a strange new position. Two men are seemingly vying for her attention, dark secrets from her past are threatening to resurface, and the patrons are being nothing short of obnoxious. Will this summer be the summer of changes, or the summer everything comes to an end? Accolades 🥈 2nd Place - Romance Category - The Katana Awards

How would you feel when you get reincarnated into the novel you hate the most? Angry, Frustrated, and so many more emotions which can't be described by words. That's what happened to the protagonist of this story. He got reincarnated into a Yuri Novel which he hated a lot. Not only that, He reincarnated as the Final Boss! What an irony! What will he do? Read to find out!

(🚨This story is not mine, I'm just translating it.) Ding, complete the limited-time melon-eating task to get 996 houses in Hai City! [-] worker Jiang Miao obtained a female supporting role transformation system, saying that she will become a vicious female supporting role in the future. Therefore, the system will continue to give her money, allowing her to transform her mind by eating melons and spending money. Jiang Miao: ??? V me [-] million first to see my strength? System: OK, it has been issued! You can get money by eating melons, and you can get three times the cash back by spending money. Please don't destroy the love between the male and female protagonists! Love is not as fragrant as money, so Jiang Miao lived a life of eating melons and spending money every day. For trillions of assets, Jiang Miao mixed into the cleaning, pancake stalls, fishing, and entertainment industry extras to eat melons crazily. But...

After witnessing two of his friends, Rei and Ashe leave him for the prince thanks to his magic, things have gone down for Lihan. Wanting to be free from the pain amd suffering, he decided to venture down on a certain dungeon, expecting to receive a swift death from the monsters within. However, he only came across a mysterious looking portal and entered it by curiosity. Now, in a different world beyond from his own, Lihan must navigate his way in this new environment as he meets new friends, discover many new things and quite possibly, start a fresh new life. But it wouldn't be an adventure without some nonsense to deal with. (P.S: I do not Bad Ending Party and the images shown in this story as they belong to their rightful owners.)