Comdy Stories

Postal Dude Jr. seemed to have a seriously bizarre adventure full of violence, insanity, apocalyptic events, murdering people at any time and kill people everywhere. His daily life? Fighting off demon-infested mascots, outsmarting bureaucratic angels, and surviving toilet-based dimensional rifts all while trying to pick up some milk, pay his bills, or just take a peaceful piss. Armed with an arsenal of overkill, a demon hunting jobs and other stuff , and a whole lot of pent-up rage, Postal Dude finds himself caught in the crossfire between spirits , Hell's party demons, and a city that makes no sense whatsoever.

မိဘတွေရဲ့ အတင်းအကြပ်ပေးစားမှု နဲ့ သူတို့နှစ်ယောက်ကြားကပေါ်ပေါက်လာမဲ့ချစ်ခြင်းတရား 🫶🏻

𝖬𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝖾𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀 𝗀𝖺𝖽𝗂𝗌 𝗒𝖺𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝖾𝗋𝗎𝗌𝖺𝗁𝖺 𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗎𝗍𝗎𝗉𝗂 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗍𝖺𝗌 𝗇𝗒𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝖻𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝗌𝗂𝗅 𝖾𝗄𝗌𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗇 𝗀𝗂𝗅𝖺 𝗂𝗍𝗎, 𝖺𝗉𝖺𝗄𝖺𝗁 [𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 ] 𝖻𝗂𝗌𝖺 𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗒𝖾𝗆𝖻𝗎𝗇𝗒𝗂𝗄𝖺𝗇 𝗇𝗒𝖺 𝖺𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝗄𝖺𝗇 𝗄𝖾𝗍𝖺𝗁𝗎𝖺𝗇? 𝖣𝗂 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗂 𝗃𝗎𝗀𝖺 𝗆𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖺𝗇 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗃𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗌𝗂𝗀𝖺𝗆𝗂 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗄𝗎 𝗌𝖺𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗅𝗆𝗎𝗐𝖺𝗇 𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖺 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝗂 𝗒𝖺𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗄𝖺𝗇 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗁𝗄𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗍𝖺𝗌 [𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾]? 𝖪𝗂𝗍𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝖺𝗃𝖺. /𝖽𝗂 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗂 𝖺𝖽𝖺 𝗋𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗌 𝗈𝗁 𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗎 𝗌𝖺𝗃𝖺 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝗎𝗇 𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗂𝖽𝖺𝗄 𝖺𝗄𝖺𝗇 𝗆𝗎𝖽𝖺𝗁 𝖻𝗂𝗄𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗀𝖺𝗇 𝗋𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗌 \ 𝖠𝗎𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗋 𝗃𝗎𝗀𝖺 𝗀𝖺𝗄 𝖻𝖺𝗄𝖺𝗅 𝗎𝖻𝖺𝗁 𝖺𝗅𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖺 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗂 𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖽𝗋. 𝖲𝗍𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗈𝗄𝖾𝗒 𝗃𝖺𝖽𝗂 𝗄𝖺𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝖻𝗂𝗌𝖺 𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗂𝗄𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗂 𝖺𝗅𝗎𝗋 𝗇𝗒𝖺 𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗉𝖺 𝖺𝖽𝖺 𝗒𝖺𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝖾𝗋𝗎𝖻𝖺𝗁 🤭. 𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗒 : 𝟣𝟤/𝖽𝖾𝗌/𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟧 𝖾𝗇𝖽 : ...

To the spaces where love curdles into obsession◠⁠‿⁠・ And the line between brother and rival is permanently erased

When alice moves from Ireland to beacon hills she didn't espect a certain brown eyed boy to fall for her Alice faces certain things she didn't know she had And will she fall head over heels for him too?

Mila is a girl that the commission kidnapped when she was a kid back in 1990 for her supernatural abilities. Her powers were Telekinesis. The handler wanted to make her more powerful than she already was, so the handler decided to inject Mila with a serum. The serum kept the girl young weak. Soon enough, when Mila was five, the serum affected her, giving her speaking problems. She can't talk, she can make sounds, she can understand people to she just can't form words perventing her from talking. She is also sensitive to sounds. The louder the noise, the more it hurts her. If it gets really loud, her ears start to bleed. Mila's telekinesis is very dangerous when she's angry, scared, or just can't control herself. The handler had made the dissison to keep her locked away in a cell/room. The cell/ room had no windows, The only window it had was a small square one on the door. The walls were pure white. You can only imagine how it could drive someone crazy. During five's stay at the commission, he met Mila. Soon enough, he had grown interest in the girl. Every day after missions, he would sit outside her cell door, and he would rant to her about his family, the apocolypse, etc. The handler saw this and decided to let Five go into her cell/room. Five taught her sign language so that they could communicate. One day, five told Mila that he was going to escape the commission to go see his family and stop the apocalypse... He took Mila with him. What happens now? Sorry that this was long. I just didn't want to make a chapter for this! I don't own any characters besides Mila!!!

Hina and Ross grew up as friends. Ross was always excelling in strength, while she was following behind. She knows he has responsibilities as a hero. She doesnt want to have him tied down because of her. So she simply follows him and assists him if he ever needs it. Like a knight in the shadows. ((BUT SHES A GIRL? Can girls even be knights??)) "Shut Up Alba-kun! At least I'm not claiming to be his descendent!!"

UR MOM ..... GOTS MILK Random crap from Ur Boi Al.... Some funny some funny and some funny..... YO BETTER REAS MY STUFF OR YA MOM AINT GONNA GIVE YA MILK !

Mumbo is the loneliest king ever, his parents died at a young age and because of that he's always been raised in the castle, he doesn't know anything outside of the castle. Many folks have tried to set him up with a beautiful wife but it never works, there's always some sort of complication. He's been longing for love his entire life but when he's out for his first stroll around town, he meets a bizarre bird who shows him the bright side of the world and teaches Mumbo how enter his inner wild side. This small bird is crazier than Mumbo could ever imagine! Breaking and ruining stuff left and right! Mumbo loves his it but the council... not so much. They naturally become friends quite quickly, but what about lovers? And even if they are in love, what will the council think?

This is the story about Emma. She's been living in a shadow her whole life being abused by her older brother. Will one day another person come into her life? Will they help change it or not. Read the book to find out!

What happens when you get upset the day you were going to propose and then go to Vegas and get drunk to wash away all of your sparrows then wake up one day to find out you got married. Read to find out. Sneak peak: there was a knock on the door. Hi honey is this were we will be living Hiccup who is she.... I Am his..... Wife WHAT?

Hi my name is (Y/N) & I was marked to be a vampire's mate, when I was 3 years old. The vampire was cold till he meet me, He was 170. I meet him while wondering through the forest. I WILL PUT THIS STORY ON HOLD

tommy looked out the window. watching the- yknow what. fuck this! lets get to crime! poggg!!! Tommyinit is a crime boy but some 'heros' and 'friends' have other plans for him. Current chapters 7/??

Old title: Mafia Stepbrothers New title: Her Seven Gems ------------------------- A young teenage girl lives with her single mom. She was innocent and sensitive. But unfortunately, she din't have any friends nor was she in a relationship with someone, she only had her mom. One day, her mom told her that they are moving back to Korea. The girl was very happy that she was finally moving back to her home country. But little did she know that something unexpected is going to happen in Korea, that will turn her whole life upside down... ------------------------- -This book will include siblings love with BTS, not a romantic one but there will be a love story 🙂 -The pictures and gifs in story are not mine. -This story is related to mafia, so there will be violence, abuse, curses etc. -English isn't my first language so there might be a little grammar errors -------------------------------- Wins: 3rd place in Selcouth Awards 2021 🥉 3rd place winner in Bluepuff Awards 2021 🥉 -------------------------------- Most impressive rankings: #1 in multifandom out of 5.6K stories #1 in btsjin out of 10.4K stories #1 in btsmafia out of 409 stories #1 in bluepuffawards2021 out of 22 stories

This is just me posting relatable stuff from Tumblr and ranting and raving about 'em! Read if you like to hear people ranting about the most random 'ish!

a girl with powers well 0.12 to be exact she has the four elements and has mind reading and she can send messages tro her mind she has the power to make you do and say anything and she can tellpeert she is far two dangerous to mess with and mean she can be one hell of a bishhhh what happens when these group of people find her and and take her in well duh read to find out I don't own any of the charters besides 0.12

In this au, the bad guys meet chip and dale as kids.... Chip and Dale live amongst cartoons and humans in modern-day Los Angeles, but their lives are quite different now. And growing up, princesses loved rescue ranger was her favorite show and chip and dale were her favorite heroes that remind her of the bad guys. but when toons start to disappear and a former cast mate mysteriously disappears. Chip and Dale must repair their broken friendship as they get reunited with the bad guys and save their friend and with princess kidnapped...can this child bring chip and dale together to solve the case before things get more bad.

This is set, in an alternate universe of undertale, I decide to do an undertale fan story, I'm coming with It as I go so this might change It's about another fallen soul that fell into the underground, she lost all her memories of her past and is trying to put the pieces together, sense she has arrived in the underground weird things have been happening, and it's up to everyone to find out whos behind them. :) • hint •

This story is about a girl who translates to a different school and falls in with a boy named Jason and Jason's best friend likes her to and it is a love triangle