Comedic Stories

In which he was her best friend before everything happened. [UNDER CONSTRUCTION]

Snow Moss is Sirius Blacks new best friend. Tired of casual flings with the pompous prats of high society London but has no luck in finding someone worthy of being her boyfriend. That is, until Sirius' brother returns from where he was out of the country on business. After a one night stand on the night of James and Lily's wedding, feelings spiral out of Snow's control. "Okay, you want my advice? Keep it casual with Reg. You two are sleeping together, keep it that way. Don't tell him how you feel. Swallow these feelings until they eventually wither and die. Or, don't. I don't really care. Tell him, if you want. But he's not gonna go 'Oh, Snow! Let's...run off into the sunset together and live in a little cottage and only have sex with each other!-' " "Alright!" Snow cuts him off with the shove of his shoulder. "Thank you, Sirius, really. Big fucking help." Sirius grins, amused beyond belief. "Welcome, Snowy." very LOOSELY based on normal people + various himym references

Zhiyu Hao is an average Chinese male teenager. He likes watching anime, k-drama and plays away his life with Genshin Impact; he's a hopeless weeb. Despite that, he aspires to one day have a moment where he's the main character. But then, one day, a distinct girl suddenly shows up at school as a new student. She had already caught the hearts of the higher ups of the school. She claims to be an Ethereal from a different realm, with the mission to let the stage come to life. When Zhiyu gets the opportunity to join this new student's acting club, he decides to take the chance.

// Edited MTL // Qi Tian is reborn as a disgraced heir of the Marquis of Xibo, known only for his laziness and scandals. With modern knowledge and a sharp mind, he begins to turn his life around. What starts as survival soon becomes ambition, as he rises from a laughingstock to a powerful figure in a world of politics, war, and intrigue. ------------- Warnings: - This a Harem-novel, MC wakes already with a concubine in place and is set to married his furen (primary wife) - ~180+ chapters worth of content (1.8M+ words) - Smart protagonist, but not omnipotent - Starts light and comedic, then slowly becomes strategic and serious // This is an Edited MTL Original Tittle: 逍遥小侯爷 Author: 传奇大侠

Have you ever wondered if some fairytales were modernized? 'Course you have, and if you've come across this story, chances are you've read a few yourself. So what makes this one so special? Not much, 'cept the fact that one of the main characters is a Catholic and the others and atheist. Also it's kinda got some "romantic" elements to it. I take some inspiration from Regina Doman So with that underwhelming introduction, here's "Robin Hood but nowadays."

Một ngày nọ, các cánh cổng mở ra, đẩy thế giới vào cảnh hỗn loạn. Cùng lúc đó, Sayun phải đối mặt với một Cửa sổ Hệ thống kỳ lạ. Bị ép phải đóng vai phản diện và dần mất đi lý trí, Sayun đã bám lấy một manh mối duy nhất để thoát khỏi cái Hệ thống chết tiệt này: anh bắt cóc Han Geonju. "...Anh muốn cái quái gì ở tôi?" "Chiêu mộ tài năng?" "Anh bắt cóc người ta chỉ vì chuyện đó thôi sao? Anh là cái gì hả, một bang hội mafia à?" Manh mối để thoát khỏi Hệ thống nằm ở một thiên hướng: Kẻ Phản Kháng. Để kích hoạt nó, Sayun quyết định nuôi dưỡng Geonju lên hạng S và luôn ở bên cạnh cậu ta. Anh nuông chiều cậu hết mức, luôn miệng khen cậu xinh đẹp, chăm sóc cậu từng li từng tí, chỉ để rồi Geonju đột ngột biến mất không một lời từ biệt ngay khi sắp sửa chạm ngưỡng hạng S. Cuối cùng, Geonju cũng trở lại... giờ đây với tư cách là một Thợ săn hạng S thực thụ, một lần nữa đứng trước mặt Sayun. "Anh đang chơi cái trò quái quỷ gì thế?" "Anh thích vứt bỏ người khác như rác rưởi lắm sao?" Ai mới là kẻ đã bỏ rơi ai trước? "Nếu anh muốn biết cảm giác phải bò bằng cả tứ chi là như thế nào, thì cứ thử chạy trốn lần nữa xem." Một cuộc tái ngộ đầy hiểm họa. Những dấu hiệu điềm báo từ các Cánh cổng. Liệu Sayun có bao giờ thoát khỏi sự kìm kẹp của Hệ thống?

Alexandra van der Wansem - fashion icon 👠, certified menace 🚨, and the queen bee 🐝 of Macca-Villacrosse - just got absolutely obliterated by a car 🚗💥 (don't worry, the car's fine 💅). Now she's in a coma 🛌 looking expensive and unconscious 😴✨. But plot twist: her soul floats up to ✨Cloud Drama 9000✨, where she meets an ✨angel✨ with a clipboard and zero chill 😒📋. He pulls up her karma receipts 📈📉 and-yikes-homegirl's been AWFUL 😬 (like... "stole candy from a child and then body-shamed the mom" kind of awful). Her punishment? Reincarnation. As. A. Stray. Chihuahua. 🐶🧼🗑️ RIP the glam life. To return to her human body, Alexandra must complete good deeds ✅🤲 as a yappy, fluffy, attitude-packed rat dog 🐾. But then-plot twist #2-a hot, emotionally available, probably-sad-but-in-a-sexy-way man 🧔🔥 finds her and takes her home 🏡. Now Alexandra, trapped in a tiny dog body 🐕, catches feels 😩💘 and is 100% ready to risk it all to smash 💥. The man, obviously, is CLUELESS 😵‍💫. Will she earn enough karma to wake up? Or will she stay trapped in a dog's body... hopelessly in love and painfully horny? 😭💔🐕

It's a well known fact that a lot of fanfiction and general writers on wattpad try to make a perfect Y/N with "big beautiful blue orbs" and always has "golden blonde hair" in a messy bun. So why not make fun of this with this new story called "Y/N Slander" by me! Enjoy and feel free to interact in the comments because I'm going to make a character that is the pretend author of the story and will be petty and crusty :')

Part 2 of a series inspired by CinemaSins where I'll be sinning each and every episode of The Amazing World of Gumball, just for fun! This second part contains the fourth-sxith seasons of the show. For Seasons 1-3 & the comics check out Part 1 here: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/331174498-everything-wrong-with-the-amazing-world-of-gumball

(Sequel to "Press Start") All this... Fighting... The freeing... The Sacrificing... Will it all end? Problem is... Will the good side win or the bad side? After days passed, maybe even weeks our heroes free the final games from dark magic... Only problem is... They come across a new enemy... Someone who will not only take over every game... But maybe even the world, if he wants... Alex and his friends, Fictional and Non-fictional, will stop this person no matter what... Alex just hopes, that no one will fall during this daring, and impossible mission... (Note: Not my last book of this series but will take a break after I finish this book to make another)

My mother is dead, my father has gambled everything we own away and I'm the solution to his financial issues. I want it to end before it starts, but when I'm caught between strangers and my own flesh and blood... Do I choose fight or flight? ATTN: There may be some foul language and I really don't know what else because I have nothing written yet!!

This is a story heavily inspired by the danganronpa series, it will be almost exactly like the Anime/Games (except for the original characters). The story is still being written, but chapters will be released over time and as quickly as possible

Everyone he knew is gone, is there any hope, any survivors, life... can Kyle survive this grim black world full of darkness and despair around or will he bring life back to the world?

Original Author - 戏子祭酒,浪棠 (Chinese BL Novel) Chinese To English Translating Author English To Myanmar Translating Author Morian (@Morian3) Status In COO - 179 Chapters + 5 Extra

Malachi merlock, a nobody. Fallen into the crowds like he is nothing special. But truly he is the spawn of satan himself. And here he tells the tale of how he got to where he is. (I make horrid summaries im sorry)

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Aleksander Hayes is an odd kid. He grew up without a father, and has dealt with it mostly. He and his friend Marco go to a school in Boston. Life's good until Aleks accidentally does something. They soon found themselves at a camp. What's in store for them? -Note: I'm an amateur writer and won't be doing 40 paragraphs per chapter, I mostly do 15+.

Heaven is a 17 year old who is confused about life. Throughout her childhood, she was taught to love God, obey parents and believe in herself. Heaven was raised by both parents, but that was until her father went off to the army. Heaven had dreams to become a superstar by acting, dancing and singing. Although her life might had seem to be going good, that all changed when she got the news that would change her life forever. Heaven father died, leaving her to suffer with depression and anxiety. Heaven and her mother struggled financially and mentally. Throughout the months she moved passed that part in her life, which a group of friends helped her overcome. There is an old saying that say "what's done in the dark, must come to the light". Heaven is more than an average teenager who rebels against authority. She takes the word "rebel" to a whole new level and will become famous in her own way.

Role: Third-person omniscient observer Audience: For all ages 8+ Mode: Fiction>Semi-augmented reality>Children’s book Purpose: Entertain Setting: Woodland Elementary School Characters: Andrea Ramirez Jonathan Meyers Joseph Bakerson Megan Heisenberg Ryan Madsen Mr. Cruz