Comedic Stories

In a time when 6 of the 12 gods have died, Arvel Est Bookkeeper lives his life happily. The war of fifteen years past is well over and a peace has settled across the world again. With the final book read, Arvel has succeeded in completing the Great Library and aims to become the youngest Elder of his people. On a day that should be celebrated, the very god that his people once prayed to arrives. The God of Knowledge, seeking to own all knowledge tears Arvel's life apart and lives him the lone survivor. Now thrust into the world with the goal of vengeance, Arvel begins his journey to kill a god. The world was ruled by 12 gods and history was written in their image. Time however changes all things, man or god. One fell to madness, one to sacrifice, one to justice, one to betrayal and two to temptation. Now only 6 of the 12 gods remain and the Human Alliance has grown to fill the gaps. Though fifteen years has passed since the last gods were slain and peace has returned, time continues to tick by and the hidden desires of gods and man surface again. Arvel, a young man whose people was massacred, now finds himself at the forefront. The age of the 12 gods is near over and what will replace it sits on his shoulders.

❝𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗣, 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧, 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗘 𝗔 𝗖𝗔𝗧. 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗡 𝗔 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗠 𝗠𝗔𝗧.❞ ━━━ 𝗙𝗢𝗥 three hundred years, the local fae of the Briar Valley avoided the northern foggy ruins like the plague. Rumor had it that a trio of voracious, flesh-eating demons haunted the crumbling fortress, leaving absolutely no traces of the knights or witch hunters who dared enter. ​In reality? It was just Kurogane "Kuro" Nox and his chaotic little twin brothers living their absolute best lives. ​As vampires, survival was tricky. Hunting drew the attention of powerful authorities-like the terrifying Draconia line. So, Kuro came up with the ultimate lazy pacifist strategy: becoming the castle's literal trash-disposal crew. Whenever intruders marched in, Kuro's family didn't just defeat them-they ate them. And not just the people. Thanks to a bizarre, black-hole physiology, the siblings routinely devoured iron armor, poisoned weapons, and cursed artifacts simply because they loved the "crunch." ​To the outside world, Kuro was a legendary monster. To anyone looking into the ruins during the day, he was just a sleek, incredibly smug black cat napping lazily in a patch of sunlight-the hilarious result of an ancient bloodline quirk that strips away his vampire form in bright daylight. A quirk his little brothers weaponized by using him as a literal footwarmer for centuries. ​Kuro's peaceful era of sleeping, playing retro video games, and avoiding all human responsibility comes to a screeching halt the night the Ebony Mirror's Black Carriage arrives. Knocked unconscious and stuffed into a coffin, Kuro is dragged away from his comfortable ruins and forcefully enrolled as a freshman at Night Raven College.

Part 2 of a series inspired by CinemaSins where I'll be sinning each and every episode of The Amazing World of Gumball, just for fun! This second part contains the fourth-sxith seasons of the show. For Seasons 1-3 & the comics check out Part 1 here: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/331174498-everything-wrong-with-the-amazing-world-of-gumball

In a house built on public pity and private resentments, the most dangerous person in the room is the one nobody is watching. When her father collapses in the boardroom, Seraphine "Sera" Kastellan comes home. To the press, the public, and her five world-famous brothers-an industrial CEO, an international surgeon, an investigative journalist, a champion racing driver, and a prodigy cryptographer-she is the frail, sheltered sister raised abroad for twenty years, a fragile name on charity letterheads. They are wrong about everything. Recruited at seventeen into a world of shadowed intelligence and silent operations, Sera isn't back for a family reunion. She's back because a threat is quietly dismantling the Kastellan dynasty from the inside out, turning her family's legendary influence against them. Now, she has to balance playing the harmless invalid for her suspicious brothers while secretly hunting an adversary who knows her every move-all while navigating a razor-thin alliance with Dominic Vance, a former naval special-ops contractor who is far too close to discovering what she really is. Every operational risk threatens her cover; every domestic moment risks an irreversible fracture. A high-stakes, slow-burn romantic suspense about espionage, sibling rivalry, family comedy, and the heavy cost of a twenty-year lie-for readers who love the razor-sharp tension of elite spy thrillers and the volatile family dynamics of Succession.

Mainly just for fun... I got bored ok

You are Gray Marshall, a modern-day news reporter pursuing information on a cold case from 1998, during the development of a childhood favourite. What is this 'Monster'? Who are your allies? Who are your enemies? What is hunting you down at night as you investigate? ...what have you awakened? WARNING: This story contains dark topics (Death, Murder, Graphic Descriptions) Be warned.

The Story of James Mason Long and his Various Adventures of Questionably Comedic Verifiability. Join James as he does some stuff.

This story is for folks wanting a whiff of something that'll tingle their noses but not bust them up completely.

Chihen is the campus problem child, everyone says he's always picking fights. Juwon, on the other hand, is the cheerful, funny, and the kind of guy who collects fallen leaves and gives them names like they're his friends. One day, Chihen starts "bullying" Juwon but somehow, his way of bullying is terrible, it looks like a confused acts of something else.

After the events of R00T B33R X but before the newly announced sequel, R00T B33R X 2: Electric Boogaloo, this book takes place as a pre-sequel, giving you all knowledge into the R00T B33R X universe.

Original Author - 戏子祭酒,浪棠 (Chinese BL Novel) Chinese To English Translating Author English To Myanmar Translating Author Morian (@Morian3) Status In COO - 179 Chapters + 5 Extra

رحلة تبدأ بنزهة بين مجموعة من الأصدقاء إلى شاليه هادئ على شاطئ البحر... لكنها تتحول إلى كابوس لا ينتهي. صوت غامض... رسائل مبهمة... وفتاة تُدعى ليان تختفي وسط الضباب. بين الماضي والحاضر، يكتشف زياد أن الحقيقة أقرب إليه مما يتخيل، وأن الحب الذي يجمعه بليان قد يكون مفتاح النجاة... أو بداية الهلاك. في عالم تتداخل فيه الأسرار مع اللعنات، يصبح عليهم الاختيار: هل سيواجهون الحقيقة قبل طلوع الفجر؟ أم ستبقى ليان روحًا عالقة إلى الأبد؟ رعب... رومانسية... كوميديا... وأسرار لن تُنسى. ✍🏻 تأليف: Rokia sherif ##

Being a teenager is already chaotic enough but what happens when you're forced to go to school, deal with an overprotective brother, and punch a stranger in the nose, all within the same week? All hell breaks loose. And maybe gain some new friends too. HIGHEST RANKINGS #1- jeon: 07/31/20 #73- jk 08/03/20 #121- jjk 08/15/20 #189- jeonjungkook 09/20/20

Hear ye, Hear ye! Gather 'round! We bring to you the tales spun by the Bard, Laerin. These are no ordinary tales, no! These are the tales of fairies and the nursery rhymes you all know! BUT! This is the "true" lore behind them! Sit with Marguerite Montague and the barman, Eryen Wren, as we listen to the brave tale of Sir Humpty of Dumpty, the scandalous tale of the Man of Muffins, and many more!

from the first person perspective, falling inlove with a mystery girl you've been meeting in places during breaks of their football games cover found on pinterest, credits on the picture and https://pin.it/6v9MTNS link to the picture also TW for the book: mentions of ED, mentions of traumatic experiences MORE CHAPTERS COMING SOON

Mysterious case of classmates being dead outside of school ground. plus the discovering of unsettling events and abilities beyond the understanding of the main cast.

In 1968, Michael Hearth is known to be an overly ambitious introvert who is too scared to tie his own shoes without double knotting them. So when he finds out that his sister, Danielle, mysteriously goes missing, he tries to figure out what exactly happened to her without the story getting out. In 1963, Danielle Hearth is trying to figure out how to manage her life. Her world suddenly is turned upside down as she tries to sort out her personal problems, and keep up with her new friend, Basil. Even despite it ruining her friendships with other people.