Comedy Stories

Shi Li found herself transported into a novel, becoming the vicious female supporting character who had an unhealthy, obsessive love for the male lead. During classes, she was either scheming how to win over the male protagonist or pondering the fates of her classmates in the original story. [It seems that in the next few days, Director Wei will have a car accident] Upon hearing Shi Li's inner thoughts, the young lady abruptly stood up. [However, after Director Wei's death, his mistresses and illegitimate children will show up at the door, claiming a large portion of the family fortune] The young lady gracefully sat back down. A few days later, the chairman died in a car accident and was promptly cremated before his last breath had even faded. When the mistresses tried to storm in with their illegitimate children to claim their share, all that remained was a fresh, warm urn of ashes. [That new sister-in-law of the school bully seems to be involved in some serious trouble behind his brother's back] The school bully thought indifferently, wondering how bad it could be - at worst, she'd be cheating on his brother. [She's connected to human trafficking rings operating across borders] School bully: ! The police cracked a major international case, and thanks to this incident, the school bully finally gained recognition from his family. Everyone assumed Shi Li was madly in love with the male lead. The academic genius helped her create "chance" encounters. The young lady even delivered the male lead to her bed. Of course, some people took a different approach. Class monitor: What do you think of my young uncle? Others who rushed over upon hearing this: You fool, what are you trying to do? ----------------------------------------------------------------- Source - akknovel.com Author(s) - 墨柳清竹 Purpose - offline reading

╰┈➤ ❝ 𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵❟ 𝗮 𝗧𝗔𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗦 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼. ❥ "𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞?" (Quite slow updates due to long chapters and school.) 𝑨𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑿 ʙᴏʙᴏɪʙᴏʏ x ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴅɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: ʙᴏʙᴏɪʙᴏʏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛs ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴀ.

On an ordinary day, an inventory livestream descended upon the dimensional multiverse. Those who were selected all had a faint blue light screen appear before them. Immediately after, large characters appeared in front of them. 《 Dimensional World Inventory - Top 10 Famous Scenes 》 Scene 1: One person, one sword, guarding a city, battling seventy thousand... Scene ***: The man who almost kicked out the grand finale, Eight Gates Formation! Might Guy! Scene ***: Menma, I found you! Scene ***: ..... As one scene after another of regretful characters appeared, everyone watching the scenes shed tears. Monkey D. Luffy: That's amazing, one person, one sword, not only fought against seventy thousand people, but also returned alive? Uzumaki Naruto: I didn't expect that seemingly ordinary guy to be so powerful! Uchiha Sasuke: The one who made the final save was actually you. Jinta Yadomi: Menma, we found you~ Everyone: Menma, we found you~ Honma Meiko "Menma": Hi! I've been found! Updates Schedule: 2 Chapters of ICISEI every T/TH/ @11am GMT+08 If you want to support me and want advanced access to up to 10 Chapters, you can check it @patreon.com/Icedrone

[This story is now FREE!] When Andie Bank agreed to take a job to help save her friend's reputation, it wasn't supposed to end up in a romance-fueled galactic rescue mission with her irresistibly hot boss. ***** With a merciless tabloid set on destroying the Hollywood career and reputation of Andie's best friend, Andie accepts a job offer with the same company on the condition that they leave her friend alone. She knew about her smoking hot boss when she accepted the accounting position, but the tabloid failed to mention small details like celebrity kidnappings, alien imposters, camera-shaped ray guns, and their absolutely abysmal knowledge of the American tax system. Unable to deny their atomic attraction, Andie and her boss's kisses quickly evolve into a forbidden affair that must remain secret at all costs. When a certain vengeful ex-fiancé discovers their secret, the laser guns come out and Andie is forced to flee for her life. As time runs out, Andie must choose between love or committing a crime that goes against everything she stands for. Plus hot alien sex! ... [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Eva (Fathima) Ismail

Catherine Hale-Montclair survived the night she should have died. But when she woke up, something inside her had changed. She still loves Theodore Blackwood-the boy who was once her best friend, her fiancé, the one who told her to die. Yet love is no longer enough to make her chase him. Guarded and distant, Catherine learns how to stand without breaking. As Theodore watches the girl he pushed away become someone he can't control, desire turns into regret... and regret into love. But the girl he hurt remembers everything. And by the time he's ready to choose her, Catherine may no longer be sure she should choose him.

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in all the madness? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that left her at loss of what to do! As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system--can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother, annoying vegetarian and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?).

Bang bang bang, it's a guideverse featuring the TCF cast. Read as Cale gets swamped just for existing as a guide in a world full of hungry, alpha, sweaty, rut-driven, male espers alongside your untrustworthy narrator. Also, I'm just writing this for fun. So don't expect anything to make sense. Read this if you know English.

Yu MengMeng has transmigrated into a CEO's runaway bride novel as the "bun", as in "bun in the oven". Her mother was a strong, delicate, yet sometimes scatter-brained woman. She worked very hard to raise her and her brother, but her mother somehow still ended up owing a lot of money. There was also a string of crazy relatives. Her twin brother was a high-IQ genius child. The little boy took on the responsibilities of taking care of both his mother and his little sister. He was both her dad and her mother. He was so protective that she barely had any friends. Yu MengMeng, albeit being a transmigrator, had forgotten much of her past and was just a cute and silly little girl. *** One day, when she was on her way home from kindergarten, Yu MengMeng "picked up" an injured man. That man looked 90% like her own twin brother and also looked very wealthy. Thinking of how poor they were and how hard her mother and brother worked for money, she decided to swindle some money from this rich-looking man! __________________________________ DISCLAIMER : I Do Not own this story, All credits goes to the original author.. I just want to share this fluff to everyone, so if you're interested come and enjoy the read! 😊

You thrust Furina onto trial's cruel stage to save Fontaine-fair enough. But knowing she bore 500 years of torment as the Hydro Archon, why not spare her a whispered "sorry"? When the flood devoured Fontaine, all raced to survive-yet there she wept, drowning in silence. Why did no one dive in to drag her from the abyss?

Shen Lian, courtesy name Ziruo, just wanted a break. Caught between internship chaos and academic burnout, he takes a well-earned week off to chill, cry, and binge the historical fantasy dramaThe Untamed. He didn't expect to spiral into emotional devastation, fall headfirst for a flute-wielding chaos gremlin, or whisper a half-joking wish to meet them in real life. Then he got electrocuted. And woke up in the body of a 14-year-old disciple of the Meishan Yu clan. Now he's been selected to travel with the Yunmeng Jiang disciples to the Cloud Recesses. Which might be okay... if everyone in this world couldn't hear his thoughts. Modern snark, spoiler-filled rants, thirst over cultivators, and deep philosophical takes on character arcs? All broadcasted-out loud He thinks he's losing his mind. The cultivation world thinks he's a prophetic oracle. But somewhere beyond time and space, a greater force watches and whispers: What if someone could change the story?

Le Qing transmigrated into the role of the villainous aunt in a wealthy family romance novel, where she was supposed to care for the genius twin children of her deceased sister. Before her sister passed away, she left Le Qing a massive inheritance for the children's upbringing. However, the original owner squandered every penny, leaving the twins starving, poorly clothed, and subjected to abuse. The siblings had no choice but to scrape together money for food while searching for their father. To make matters worse, the original owner even tried to seduce her brother-in-law. When the domineering CEO finally took the twins back, he also ensured the original owner ended up in prison. Upon waking up in this world, Le Qing checked her bank account-only to find it completely empty. Her heart sank. This was a nightmare of a starting point. After calculating the debts, a despairing Le Qing turned to the children: "You two got any money-making tricks? Mind sharing them with me?" The twins: "?" (Full description is inside) ____________________________________________ Source - akknovel.com Author(s) - 长安如昼 Purpose - offline reading

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

She took his hand then and placed it-not ceremoniously, not dramatically-against her abdomen. Still flat beneath fabric. Still unchanged to the eye. His breath caught. "There," she said. "You're officially present." He didn't move. Barely breathed. "I don't feel anything." "It's early." "So it's ignoring me." She smirked. "Much like its parents." He snorted despite himself. "Rude." She leaned back, head resting against the stone wall. "You can talk, if you like." He stared at her. "To the child." "Yes." "What would I say." "Whatever you'd say to anyone you intend to terrify and protect simultaneously." He considered that, then leaned closer, lowering his voice as if the sea itself might overhear. "You will not be weak," he murmured. "You will not be small. And no one will ever touch you without consequence." Ariella hummed. "Subtle." "It's honest." She turned her head to look at him. "Try again. Less threat. More... reassurance." He grimaced. "I don't reassure." "You're doing fine." He sighed and tried again, awkwardly sincere. "You're... wanted." Her expression softened fully now. "And," he added, "your mother is very irritating but extremely competent." She laughed quietly. "Careful. I'll tell it you said that." He glanced down at her stomach, then back at her face. "It doesn't move." "Not yet." He frowned. "I expected something more dramatic." "Patience," she said. "Even dragons take time." They sat like that for a while, firelight flickering, the sea marking time beyond the walls. Eventually, Ariella shifted and yawned, the fatigue of the day finally asserting itself. Daemon noticed immediately. "You should sleep." "I will." "Now." "In a moment." Dragonstone stood watch-men loyal, banners snapping, a dragon coiled in the heights. Inside, two formidable people sat quietly with the smallest, strangest certainty either had ever known.

Hestia del Rosario is a powerful noblewoman born from proud house of the Rosario Marchiony. She is known for tormenting her own daughter for the simple reason of... not being born a boy. In the original story, she died a brutal death at the hands of her husband: the Duke himself. Her daughter? Left to rot in the woods... until the female lead finds her and raises her as her own. I was just your ordinary about to be transmigrated girl before I died. But then i suddenly woke up and became the abusive, spoiled, and "evil mother" who died in chapter three! Getting poisoned by my husband? No way! Letting my daughter be taken away by a kind-hearted commoner? Well it can't be helped! She is the Female Lead, who can resist such charm?! But dying again? Absolutely not! "Your grace please don't hurt me" "Your grace I'm sorry, I won't do it again!" "Mommy...?" "Mom, where are you going?" "Mom, please don't leave me here with Dad. I want to go with you!" If I want to survive in this story, I have to rewrite the role I've been given before the main plot catches up to me. All I need to do is not abuse my daughter, do not blackmail the Duke because of my family's fame and connections, not be evil, and maybe, just maybe, I'll avoid my death. ...Hopefully. "Who says that we're getting divorced?" "We don't even love each other! I want to get married to a man that I love!" "Then love me, can't you do that?" First the child doesn't need the Female Lead, now my husband is clinging onto me? Date started: August 3, 2025 Date Finished: August 27, 2026 🏆 Rank 12 at Fantasy-Romance

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Varsha Sharma had always believed life unfolded in a straight line-one step after another, one dream leading gently into the next. She had love waiting for her, wedding rituals filling her days, a brother and sister-in-law who were her world, and two little souls who filled the house with laughter. Everything was set. Everything was certain. Until the night everything changed. In a single, cruel moment, her perfect life shattered, leaving her with two infants who clung to her heartbeat and a world that no longer made sense. Her marriage collapsed, her home fell silent, and every path she once dreamed of closed at once. But grief has a strange way of rearranging destinies. Pulled together by loss and bound by responsibility, Varsha and Ashwin Raina-strangers in every sense but devotion-find their lives stitched into the same story. He, the quiet, work-driven brother who lost a sister too soon. She, the bruised yet unbreakable girl who became a mother overnight. Together, they step into a marriage neither planned, building a family from the ruins of heartbreak, discovering strength in places they never looked, and learning that sometimes love doesn't arrive as a choice... but as a promise you make to those who can't make one for themselves. Sometimes love doesn't arrive as a fairy tale- sometimes it grows quietly in the spaces grief leaves behind.

လင်းထျန်းက ရိုးအီနေတဲ့ ဝက်ဘ်ဝတ္ထုကမ္ဘာထဲကို ကူးပြောင်းရောက်ရှိသွားပြီး အဆင့်နိမ့်ဗီလိန်တစ်ယောက် ဖြစ်လာခဲ့တယ် ကံကောင်းထောက်မစွာနဲ့ပဲ သူဆီမှာ 'ရှင်သန်ရေးစနစ်' လို့ခေါ်တဲ့စနစ်တစ်ခုပါလာခဲ့တယ် အဲ့စနစ်ကနေပြီး သူအသက်ရှင်နေသေးသရွေ့ များပြားတဲ့ဆုတွေရရှိနိုင်တယ်

Everyone else who gets reincarnated into the Naruto world starts in Konoha, right? So why did I have to end up in the Rain Village? No cheat, no special bloodline-nothing. Damn it. All day I'm stuck wearing this stupid gas mask, and nobody dares come within three meters of me. And the worst part? I can't even enjoy the pleasure of life! At this point... maybe it's better if the world just ends.

Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

Emma and Vivian spend their summer at a new camp to help out a friend, only to discover that it's a dating camp and they both have to pretend to be single! ***** Emma and Vivian, having spent their first year of college living together, agree to spend their summer at Gwen Black's latest camp. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (and Gwen's aggressive advertising), the entire camp is using Emma as a mascot because she's "single". Emma and Vivian decide to let the situation play out to help Gwen, finding a new thrill in keeping their love secret. Soon, though, things get out of hand as they start making each other jealous, and someone online is working to destroy their relationship (and the entire camp)! Can Emma save the camp, her reputation, and the only relationship that's ever mattered to her? (Sequel to Camp Mapplewood: original version.) [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]