Comedy-gold Stories

What happens when the world's smallest country decides to become the world's biggest problem? In short? They won the lottery. Then they bought a country. Want more details? Anton has been selling electrical cables for 11 years. Ștefan organizes birthday parties for a senator's dog. Both hate the Romanian state. When they win €11 million in the lottery, they have a brilliant idea: why pay taxes when you can flee and buy a country? An absurd comedy about patriotic tax evasion and microstates."

Tissues always had his condisawn, now being proven to have been a joke by Mephone4 when They were created. It never really got too serious on most occasions, but his body couldn't fight it off forever. So on the rare occasion when it got so bad it killed him, Mephone4 would just bring Him back. However, after recent events, Mephone can't regenerate Anyone again, He starts gaining new symptoms and his condishawn has suddenly became a whole lot worse. Will tissues push through the pain, or will it end in tragedy? (Human fic... kinda?) THERE ARE TW AT THE START OF EACH CHAPTER. I MAY MISS SOME OUT SO SORRY IF I DO XP