Comedy-horror Stories

𝄞✦⟢𓂃⋆｡‧˚ʚɞ˚‧｡⋆𓂃⟢ Accused of a crime they never committed, two boys-who can't stand each other-are cast out by the very village that was meant to protect them. With nowhere left to go, they cross into the forbidden forest, a place where people vanish without a trace and are never seen again. Lost among ancient trees and impossible paths, they stumble upon a forgotten beach hidden beyond the heart of the forest. There, they find an abandoned little house and, with no home left to return to, decide to make it their own. As they struggle to survive, every day becomes a challenge-finding food, staying warm, and avoiding the strange creatures that lurk in the shadows. But when they choose to free a mysterious being trapped among the rocks by the shore, they unknowingly change their fate forever. From that day on, something watches over them. They never see the dangers that quietly turn away, nor the monsters that flee before they can attack. All they know is that, somehow, they keep surviving. In a forest that stole countless lives, two abandoned boys may have found the only place they truly belong-and the family they never expected. 𝄞✦⟢𓂃⋆｡‧˚ʚɞ˚‧｡⋆𓂃⟢

── .✦ [Hook inside the notice chapter] ── .✦ logline: A time-rewinding bus gives a dead Solar Li-Garcia a second chance at life─but what a magical bus gives, can be taken away─and Sol must uncover the reason they're being held hostage, so they can go home to stop their satanic banana bread from burning the whole town down. ── .✦ blurb: Running out into the street on a green light was not Solar Li-Garcia's brightest moment, but hey, at least the sentient bus that hit them is giving them a second chance at life...wait, go back─*what?!* Before the time warp, they were baking the banana bread of their dreams─their dream for the past 2 weeks and a half, in fact. However, a few crucial ingredients were missing, so they had to run out to the store and...you know how it ends. It's a classic tale of a formerly sweet bread turned *satanic*. Satanic banana breads don't make a mess─they mean *business.* They're skilled at weaponizing the kitchens of unsuspecting bakers, so of course Solar's home immediately turns into an active warzone between the neighbors and the bread. If Solar doesn't figure out what the Night Bus wants from them, pretty soon there won't be a home to come back to. The whole town will be leveled to the ground at the crummy hands of a pyromaniac piece of shi─uh, I mean *bread.* ── .⟡ Genre: speculative! comedy-drama with a slice-of-life and the tiniest bit of horror. ── .⟡ Trope: held hostage. time warp. ── .⟡ Representation? yes! ─a genderqueer biracial main character with social anxiety. · · ── · ◯ · ── · · Copyright © [2026] [Bean]

Ellie hates school, its not her fault all this happened, it was the mimics

Merl is a pipe-smoking, Dickens-loving, overweight academic who just wants to be left alone to read in peace. But when a slow-moving, feces-spawning pandemic wipes out most of humanity and culminates in a full-on zombie apocalypse, Merl has no choice but to rise from his velvet settee, grab his trusty sledgehammer, and defend what remains of his quiet, tweed-coated life. Told in Merl's hilariously rambling voice, this short story is a mashup of zombie horror, literary satire, and unapologetic absurdity. Think Shaun of the Dead meets A Tale of Two Cities-with more gray turds and fewer surviving neighbors. A 5,000-word dark comedy about survival, solitude, and smashing the undead.

What's worse than sleeping in a shitty motel? Being murdered in one. That's the exact predicament the narrator of this tale has found themselves in. Will they survive? Read to find out.

Chris goes by the name X he is known for killing over 215 women in 2 years because he can't find his so called soul-mate, all of the women didn't have the right answers to his questions or the right comments to his statements. But what happens when he hears about a women wanted for killing over 139 men in California. \The women goes by the name Dark Lilith.\ Dark Lilith wasn't quite looking for love well she can't love she's an sociopath. But the evil gods said she has a lover demonic as her, but does she believe that..hell no.

Blackwood High has secrets, and Aria just walked right into the middle of them. When she crosses paths with Damien Blackwood-the brooding, mysterious guy with a ghostly past-she learns that the school isn't just haunted. It's cursed. Eleanor, the vengeful spirit trapped within its walls, has unfinished business... and Aria might be the key to unlocking the truth. Between paranormal encounters, terrifying mysteries, and an unexpected romance, Aria must decide: will she help Damien uncover the secrets of Blackwood High, or will she become its next victim? One thing's for sure-this school year is about to get deadly interesting.

A spin off story of the game 'The mimic' It is a sort of Comedy - Horror What happens 3 best friends have a sleepover and play a horror at 3am

A collection of short stories inspired by classic tales and modern movies.

Four cave explorers unleash an entity that wants to give them nothing but torment! Will they escape it or be its next victims? Read to find out.

A standard summer trip to sunny Somerset, England, goes wildly astray in this horror/comedy about a hapless family on holiday. Follow the Smiths as they try their best to survive a deadly foe in the last place on earth they could have imagined having to fight for their lives.

Oh? You like blood, horror and struggle? And you are a COTE fan? This will definitely entertains you... Although it has been written simply but it is easy to disturb so you were warned... This is "Classroom Of The Death". A zombie apocalypse fanfiction. (Note : This is my first time writing something like this so correct me if I need)

John Conyers would be the kid who is most afraid of everything at his school. That is, if it wasn't for his best friend, Jennifer Beech. They really don't have it easy. John's younger sister spends her time frightening them. She'll do whatever it takes to get them to scream. John and Jennifer are also tormented by some neighborhood kids. But this Halloween, John and Jennifer are determined to get over their fears, even if that means spending time in the creepy old graveyard that everyone else says is haunted. And if John and Jennifer can stop being so afraid, maybe they can even finally get some revenge...

Kary is an 11-year-old girl from California, every day was fun, and her life was amazing. Until her parents decided to get divorced and she moved to Colorado. The house that she lived was not normal, it was the spiritual house that was haunted by ghosts. One night, Kary heard a neigh from her bedroom. It was not normal. She went outside and spotted a glimpse of light. She squinted her eyes and spotted "a HORSE" she said. Kary has always wanted a horse of her own. "Maybe being in Colorado is not so bad after all". But as she soon got closer to the horse, it started to disappear. It started to fade away. "No"! Then somebody snatched her by the back, and was not seen by anyone again. Will Kary break the spell and turn back to a human. Find out by reading

it's a story where a group of friends gets teleported to some unknown place ,a weird place of different creatures what will happen to them?will they survive?is it a dream?no one knows?but wait what am I at the end ?point of view what if I was in obey me world