Comedyish Stories

Xaviel is an excellent worker and employee,he is amazing and performs what is needed perfectly but will that change when his new boss is a asshole?

A used pawn, A survivor of a genocide, And a mysterious guide, They seek vengeance for their lost loved ones. And together they shall rule across the vast lands of the cultivation world, For this is the start of the tale of the greatest villains's rampage.

Evelyn, upcoming college freshman, travels across the ocean to pursue a completely normal education at University of London. That is, until she is brutally attacked one night. idk what im doing half the time lul

Who the hell is texting him?????

A story about 13 friends being killed off one by one by a unknown killer. Will they unmask him and stop him once and for all or will they all end up his victims? Find out on The Victims!

It was a normal morning for the Falland Park School. Then the "peace" was disturbed when and ugly, middle age teacher stole an "enhancing" chemical from a lab and used it on a group of grasshoppers, and in the process, has turned herself into a half human half grasshopper monstrous beast. Several people have been injured or killed by the mad teacher, but a group of young survivors team up and use their skills to stop the grasshopper forces. This battle will claim lives of innocent young children and artificial life, but will they stop the army right in time or will they fall in defeat and be captured by the cruel, merciless grasshoppers? Book 1: Attack of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 2: Revenge of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 3: Rise of the Giant (Corrupted) Grasshoppers Book 4: Triumph of the Giant Grasshoppers

Eleanor Harp is a college student who manages a part-time job and has to provide for her younger, 14 year old brother. Her parents are always out on business trips and she barely sees them. Just as she thinks life cannot possibly get worse, River Stockholm comes into her life. Is it for the better or for the worse?

"hey bitch I see that you hang out with some cute dude" "and?" "can you give me his snapchat because I'm broke to get service" "what the fuck" •featchensung•

Lucy Heartfilia decides to take her life to the next level, she can't deal with all the pain. bruises. and yelling, ever since her mother died while lucy was 5, 14 years ago, Her fathers.....changed. he blames Lucy completely for Layla's murder. and this is her story, ~~•••~~•••~~•••~~•••~~••• When Natsus father -- Igneel Dragneel-- dies in a car accident. Grandeen, Natsus mum, gives Wendy & Natsu Dragneel up for adoption, Zeref and Mavis vermilion soon adopt them but as Natsus grows up, he looks at the world with distaste and hatred. ~~•••~~•••~~•••~~•••~~••• will Lucy Heartfilia and Natsu Dragneel be the people to end there self doubt..? Or will there presence just be to much for eachother. this is there life story. and it's about to get gory, sad and mortifyingly romantic all in one. so... Enjoy! 💕👌💢🙌😇😳😶😂💗🙋😅🙃💃

Before publishing anything else on the series. Let's get to know the characters which includes a family of 10 and plus a grandmother and Aunt. All pictures from www.Google.com

some random person tries to figure out what happened to most of the cows and they end up getting into some stuff. I try to make it as humorous as possible

This is for everyone who thinks they aren't good enough for anybod.y That they need to change how they look and act to be popular and accepted in school. You know what i say to that crap 'FUCK IT!!!'. You are your own person. Fuck what the next person is wearing and saying about you . Make them they 'wow he/she is really CONFIDENT'. And if they talk shit tell them to fuck off. Cause you are you and no one can change you. Be weird i am too. Be crazy im am too. Be violent well don't but im that too. Just be you no matter how weird and crazy you are. someone will love you for the way you are heck you already have my crazy ass

it's a book..... you can read it.... that's pretty much it if you want more read the shit. ..... so yeah nice weather isn't it? jk no really read it.

I realized that my other book had a ton of random and annoying stuff, I promise 100% actual book on this. If you're ok with that kind of stuff go check out my old book, I will still update there too ENJOY Cover is a Work in Progress "Dinner's ready!" his dad called from the kitchen. Rex and his mom eagerly sat down and delved in. As usual they disscussed all the fun they had together that day. Just like yesterday. And the day before. That's all they would do, for years while war raged around them, they easily maintained a peaceful and lovely life. Rex was told that he doesn't need to worry about the war, that he's happy how he is and there's nothing he can do about it anyway. Maybe someday it'll end. But still he couldn't help wondering why. Why was there this war, why was there suffering, why wasn't his family part of it. He just HAD everything, why didn't everyone else?

This is a book about a long distance relationship and they are both in love and are dying to see each other, but there is one problem...

Astrid Sparks is 17 and striving to live after the death of her parents and the murder of her elder brother. She wanted revenge. and she knew she would get it. Blayze Walker was a mastermind. He was bad and found that good. No one ever taught him how to care, he never wanted to learn either. What would happen if the lives of these to people gets bonded together: one wanting revenge while the other wanting to get rid was an opponent. Will Astrid get revenge with all gains? Or will she Lose a lot in the way? WARNING: This book contains violence and blood shed so if any of the readers do not think they are capable of reading such scenes, DO NOT read this book. (Because it has many and they're all important chapters)

Mark and jack texting each other, but they have no clue of who's on the other side. What will happen when they find out who there talking to along with the secrets they've shared?

LAWFULL OUTLAWS is a series about a duck named Pedro who lives on a mercenary-filled,weird planet Veskaetis and it tells his story of becoming a mercenary, gaining power and taking his side in a great war which hit the planet... It is also a very comedic and insane story which makes the reader question the author's sanity,but you will see that when you read it