Comedyish Stories

Sometimes, a little manipulation, lies and deceit go a long way. Who the hell cares for the consequences when you know you can't get caught. Mavelene Bane is smart. She knows what makes people tick. She know how to get what she wants. She knows how to be the hero. She doesn't care much for collateral damage... but this time, maybe she should.

Hopefully this will be motivation to write at all. Most of these I want to make full length but y'know, that's... work. This is where I post first drafts, and build upon them over time. ~The dates of every story's earliest draft~ Oops - 11/7/21 Fairy Godbother - 6/14/22 An Old Friend - 11/1/22 Mistake - 3/23/23 Shadow fanfic - 4/18/24 We'll find the Stars - 4/23/24

It was a normal morning for the Falland Park School. Then the "peace" was disturbed when and ugly, middle age teacher stole an "enhancing" chemical from a lab and used it on a group of grasshoppers, and in the process, has turned herself into a half human half grasshopper monstrous beast. Several people have been injured or killed by the mad teacher, but a group of young survivors team up and use their skills to stop the grasshopper forces. This battle will claim lives of innocent young children and artificial life, but will they stop the army right in time or will they fall in defeat and be captured by the cruel, merciless grasshoppers? Book 1: Attack of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 2: Revenge of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 3: Rise of the Giant (Corrupted) Grasshoppers Book 4: Triumph of the Giant Grasshoppers

The main character, Jordan, woke up to a mysterious message on his phone. He gets to know this random person and becomes friends with him. The guy invites him over to the next town to poke around an abandoned mansion. He loses one of his friends and wants to find them. The outcome is not what he expected. The book is better than the description I think, but that's up to you.

I realized that my other book had a ton of random and annoying stuff, I promise 100% actual book on this. If you're ok with that kind of stuff go check out my old book, I will still update there too ENJOY Cover is a Work in Progress "Dinner's ready!" his dad called from the kitchen. Rex and his mom eagerly sat down and delved in. As usual they disscussed all the fun they had together that day. Just like yesterday. And the day before. That's all they would do, for years while war raged around them, they easily maintained a peaceful and lovely life. Rex was told that he doesn't need to worry about the war, that he's happy how he is and there's nothing he can do about it anyway. Maybe someday it'll end. But still he couldn't help wondering why. Why was there this war, why was there suffering, why wasn't his family part of it. He just HAD everything, why didn't everyone else?

It was the simplest thing in the world. I leaned over and kissed him. But at the same moment, my whole world cracked open. Hold on. Then how was that day so life changing? Typical. Ordinary. Unexceptional. Normal. That's how the day started. It mirrored every other day of my life. I awakened to a steamy summer morning in Mongolia, took a long bath, got dressed in the same old shorts and tank top, and plopped down in my writers chair and wrote a quick letter to my mother. Then headed off for an unknown journey of a lifetime. ****Hello everyone!!!!! Welcome to my beautiful NaLu (NatsuxLucy) Fanfiction!! I am so excited to start this and I hope you all love it! ****Disclaimer- Fairy Tail, the characters, and plot belong to Hiro Mashima! Not me!

High school life. Drama. Love.. More drama. Death. Jkjkjk.

Melissa is a very...unique girl. She's not a trendy hipster, strong athlete, genius nerd, or popular queen bee. She's just your average joe. Living life day by day while being unnoticed by the crowds. She's what some people call a outcast, wallflower, or social reject. But she's oddly okay with being alone, playing with her many pets, reading cheesy romance novels, and watching anime. James Howell is your typical bad boy who gets all the girls. He's the heart throb in Highland High School. And he's damn proud of his reputation at school. I mean completely shameless. He's known to be a man whore, flirty, and winning almost every fight fighting. And something else. Something that he is to embarrass to tell people. Something that he tries to stop liking, but always falls back to it.... What could a shameless boy be hiding? ( Yes it's a bit cliché, but who doesn't love the classic cheesy romance? What's a hormonal teenager with tons of feels without the classic originals, huh? ;) )

"You sure?" I nodded my head, yes. Soda's eyes were deep red. The sweat that drenched our clothing continued and continued, making the air thick and moist. I couldn't help but scream when it happened. The look in his eyes made the little blood left in my head go to my cheeks. His hands were cold, and so was his touch. "If i continue," he stoped for a moment. "It might hurt you, more." I nodded obediantly and licked a drop of my blood off his lips.

"I bet I could list all of your properties in alphabetical order, one everyday!" I snapped at the cocky boy towering over me. "Hmm, well, there's amazing, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fancy, great-" He started before I cut him off. "Whoa there Romeo. You're none of those things and seriously, beautiful? What do you have in your pants?" He rolled his eyes at me and gave a devilish smirk. "I'll win this, my own way! Miss. Ariana. Smith." And with that he ran of, over to his clang of sweaty jocks. Idiots. I need to remember that for the, 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 9th day of this name calling dare. "You're doing it to!" I called and he put a thumb up over his head, to busy in a convo to yell back. --- Ariana Smith, is a sweet & feisty 17 year old. Doesn't really socialise. Her friends, Lily and Electra, try and ease her into the concept which she is obviously uncomfortable about. Albert Samuels is a cocky player. There's no good in him.... From Ariana's point of view anyways...

Before publishing anything else on the series. Let's get to know the characters which includes a family of 10 and plus a grandmother and Aunt. All pictures from www.Google.com

Vampires. Humans. Never a good mix. *I do not own the cover image*

A litle boy thot to be dead comes back 9 year later with secrits full of dragens. this fun adventure is just waiting for you to read.

Once upon a time, Franz Ferdinand was never executed, and the 20th century was outstandingly different. Two men, living separate lives in the now third world United States make a deal with a powerful time devil to have the chance to rewrite history. Their task? Find a little boy, by the name of Gavrilo Princip and train him to kill a random archduke. Should be easy enough, right! Dive into this historical tale with a twist, an epic adventure between two irresponsible, unlikely heroes, and two shots that changed the world we live in today.

# 1 A stranger #2 A text #3 A party night Three things sends Carmille's life over the edge. # 1: Starbucks stranger" Carmille runs into Kale Somers, but she doenst know who he is, or that he was the schools neww student. # 2 A single text from her boyfriend Matt sends her world falling into pieces & # 3 A party where she chooses to be someone else, little did she know she would be seeing Kale there where she officially knows his name and introduces herself as "Camille" new looks means a new name right? But what happens when school finally resumes with and Carmille finds her very own Starbucks stranger, Kale Somers walking through the halls. Of course he recognizes her and the 2 begin hanging out more frequently, but what happens when she soon finds herself falling for Kale. The problem? Kale's in love with "Camille" Secrets were kept to be revealed right?

One boy. One girl. a hatred like no other.. or is it just a mask to hide there true feelings? find out in ● ● ● ● ○ ○ ○ ○ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ Tough Love.

Who the hell is texting him?????

it's a book..... you can read it.... that's pretty much it if you want more read the shit. ..... so yeah nice weather isn't it? jk no really read it.