Comedyish Stories

"What's my name?" he questioned after turning his desk towards me for the group project. Of course I knew the answer to this but didn't want it to look like I cared so I answered with a simple,"I don't know." With the crazed look on his face, I knew it wasn't the answer he was looking for. "What? I have you for 2 of my classes for about 2 weeks now. Also, just now, the teacher just said my name. How do you still not know?" He asked loudly, not hiding the shock in his voice. Yep. Defiantly not the answer he wanted. "I don't know. I guess I'm not observant, you know?" I tried explaining. The look on his face continued to look bizarre and unconvinced. "Guess you have to meet me sometime or another," smiling sweetly, he said at me. That's when I knew that he was a person I would like to keep as a friend, but little did I know, it would eventually turn into something much more. ©Neon_Unicorn_Vampire 2014 All rights reserved

Hopefully this will be motivation to write at all. Most of these I want to make full length but y'know, that's... work. This is where I post first drafts, and build upon them over time. ~The dates of every story's earliest draft~ Oops - 11/7/21 Fairy Godbother - 6/14/22 An Old Friend - 11/1/22 Mistake - 3/23/23 Shadow fanfic - 4/18/24 We'll find the Stars - 4/23/24

The main character, Jordan, woke up to a mysterious message on his phone. He gets to know this random person and becomes friends with him. The guy invites him over to the next town to poke around an abandoned mansion. He loses one of his friends and wants to find them. The outcome is not what he expected. The book is better than the description I think, but that's up to you.

A girl named Elleigah Skyleer And Her BFF FOR LIFE Emily Johnson Both Have YouTube Crushes Elleigah Has a crush on Jason (MINECRAFTUNIVERSE) And Emily Has a crush on Tyler (MUNCHINGBROTATO) And Meet Each Other In person and EMILY AND ELLEIGAH FREAK THE FUCK OUT! And you'll Read the rest in da story ;) oh and in da title it says others you'll findz out who the otherz are ;) -MsStoryMaker11

You were desperate for money, looking for jobs, and applying for them all when you applied for a job at Freddy fazbears pizzaria....and you got hired....you got hired into a job with things nobody told you about....and with someone who is trying to steal your heart Sorry for the crappy description ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

High school life. Drama. Love.. More drama. Death. Jkjkjk.

"You sure?" I nodded my head, yes. Soda's eyes were deep red. The sweat that drenched our clothing continued and continued, making the air thick and moist. I couldn't help but scream when it happened. The look in his eyes made the little blood left in my head go to my cheeks. His hands were cold, and so was his touch. "If i continue," he stoped for a moment. "It might hurt you, more." I nodded obediantly and licked a drop of my blood off his lips.

It was a normal morning for the Falland Park School. Then the "peace" was disturbed when and ugly, middle age teacher stole an "enhancing" chemical from a lab and used it on a group of grasshoppers, and in the process, has turned herself into a half human half grasshopper monstrous beast. Several people have been injured or killed by the mad teacher, but a group of young survivors team up and use their skills to stop the grasshopper forces. This battle will claim lives of innocent young children and artificial life, but will they stop the army right in time or will they fall in defeat and be captured by the cruel, merciless grasshoppers? Book 1: Attack of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 2: Revenge of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 3: Rise of the Giant (Corrupted) Grasshoppers Book 4: Triumph of the Giant Grasshoppers

Yuna Moore considers herself a strange girl, amongst other things. She has to. It's one of the qualifiers for being a student at a school where normal is considered a travesty. When there are no normal people who attend this unnamed school, it would be unheard of not to be strange. Gods, demigods, angels, demons, dæmons, devils, humans with magical powers, fae, fairies, faeries, among other interesting creatures with equally interesting traits. They all have one thing in common: they know something from somewhere. Where is this somewhere? Why, it doesn't have a name. As for strangeness, it is entirely possible that there are stranger beings than Yuna, a flamboyant mage who likes to show off. It is also possible that their stories are more interesting to hear. However, not many of them are invisible! ...which makes this a very strange story indeed.

Disclaimer; I do NOT own S.A.O. Reki Kawahara does.. I hope you like this book. but be warned..😶 this is my first book on wattpad, So please. If your up for it I will take any idea or suggestion. I would also apreciate it if, instead of hate comments, if you'd be willing to help. my punctuation is strange.. and my Grammer is anything but normal. so I hope you can cope with a few errors. yes, this will make 199% of u cringe. hopefully there's one person our there as deranged as meh... anywhoo, insteas lf this taking 10 hours.. Enjoy! 😍😄😆😖😨💕💝❣🖒✌

"I bet I could list all of your properties in alphabetical order, one everyday!" I snapped at the cocky boy towering over me. "Hmm, well, there's amazing, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fancy, great-" He started before I cut him off. "Whoa there Romeo. You're none of those things and seriously, beautiful? What do you have in your pants?" He rolled his eyes at me and gave a devilish smirk. "I'll win this, my own way! Miss. Ariana. Smith." And with that he ran of, over to his clang of sweaty jocks. Idiots. I need to remember that for the, 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 9th day of this name calling dare. "You're doing it to!" I called and he put a thumb up over his head, to busy in a convo to yell back. --- Ariana Smith, is a sweet & feisty 17 year old. Doesn't really socialise. Her friends, Lily and Electra, try and ease her into the concept which she is obviously uncomfortable about. Albert Samuels is a cocky player. There's no good in him.... From Ariana's point of view anyways...

Some high school kids are just talking about being reincarnated and leaving their world behind, like you do. Fortunately someone could make that happen. He wants to show them just how bad other worlds can be.

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Mark and jack texting each other, but they have no clue of who's on the other side. What will happen when they find out who there talking to along with the secrets they've shared?

"hey bitch I see that you hang out with some cute dude" "and?" "can you give me his snapchat because I'm broke to get service" "what the fuck" •featchensung•

Astrid Sparks is 17 and striving to live after the death of her parents and the murder of her elder brother. She wanted revenge. and she knew she would get it. Blayze Walker was a mastermind. He was bad and found that good. No one ever taught him how to care, he never wanted to learn either. What would happen if the lives of these to people gets bonded together: one wanting revenge while the other wanting to get rid was an opponent. Will Astrid get revenge with all gains? Or will she Lose a lot in the way? WARNING: This book contains violence and blood shed so if any of the readers do not think they are capable of reading such scenes, DO NOT read this book. (Because it has many and they're all important chapters)

This is a semi-true story half true because I'll add bits and pieces in there to keep it interesting but mainly stick to the truth, I wont tell you whats true and whats not...but in the end i just hope you guys enjoy, feel free to write feedback and constructive criticism just try to stay away from hate comments. Thanks hope you ennoy,Jess!

in a world like this, what can you expect? Aurora can't remember anything before the zombie apocalypse. her life has been surrounded with the need for survival. until she loses her mother to the disease, she's always known what to do, until she meets Asher. she hasn't seen a boy since her little brother. in this thriller, Aurora will go through experiences she never thought would happen again, but she thought wrong.

just quotes from me

Vampires. Humans. Never a good mix. *I do not own the cover image*