HABSFAN11
These are letters that I am writing to my dear friend Tommy. Tommy is also known as my fake twin. Because we look like twins, even though we're not related in any way. Tommy drives me completely insane sometimes with his strange plots and annoying comments. But he's still one of my best friends.
In no way are these true, because I don't think Stage III Nose Hair cancer is even possible. ANYWAYS let's get into the book!