Comical Stories

Losing your shoes on your way to a life-changing job interview sounds like a recipe for disaster ... unless, like Justin, you can think on your feet!

No actual title for it. I've never shared my stories before an this is the first one. It is about a teen girl who is a necromancer and witch who must discover her powers and learn to control them with help from two of her supernatural friends before her and others with powers are destroyed.

Imagine being a disappointment all your and one day to find your true potential. Yes, this is what this whole story is about. Not based on true events after all its fiction.

No family is normal. This one's on another level. Five teenagers by the name of Amelia, Bro, Lily, Porter and Zaire live together as a family. The odd thing about them? None of them are related to each other. The five live their day to day lives in Seallium Realm, a world full of sentient toy seals. As much as they try to keep things normal, it's a lot harder than it seems. From traveling to other islands and meeting new people to stopping a rage-built villain and his army of copious copies, adventure just seems to be around every corner!

Y/n has had a troubled life, it started out when she was 3, her big brother had died in a school shooting. He died infront of y/n, he bought her enough time to run away, when she looked back she witnessed him die. She was scarred, she felt as if she was lost and empty, and heartbroken. At the age of 9 y/ns father started drinking more than usual, her mom had tried to make him stop but eventually she gave up and got a divorce, he was heartbroken and started drinking more and slowly started getting abusive, it started out as verbal, slowly went to mental and then changed to physical. Y/n started trying to get away, but her attempts to run away always resulted in failure. After she turned 14 her father discovered her wounds from school. She almost always got beaten up in school or got into a fight. The few friends she had actually cared about her and tried many times to get her away from her father, but had always failed. They wanted to help, to SAVE her. When she turned 15, on her birthday, she had gotten beaten up, abused, molested, raped and mugged. She wanted to leave this hell hole.

Two ~ Besties for the Resties ~ plot to seduce an unsuspecting frat boi **must be read in british accents only for theatrical effect** Dedicated to our supreme overlords, Cody Michael Kolodziejzyk. and Noel Miller

Just a few short poems I wrote around different themes. I hope you can join me on my journey and explore the world of words together while embracing the illusions that exist within it. --------------_---------------------_--------__----------_---- Any poem that deals with issues that people might find triggering will always abe 'TW' in the titles and have a red/orange banner image Or I might start a completely new collection for them let's see how it goes.

Here you will find the funniest crap in texting. And maybe Facebook. I DO NOT OWN THIS COVER I GIVE ALL CREDIT TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THIS PHOTO

A COMICAL STORY GIRLS YOU WILL LOVE IT

Its about finding words in bathroom stalls that before were left to be unread or unsaid. Cover by: Samkaat

daisy and duke are mad at each other. surprise surprise. [ #131 - humor | 12/1/14 ]

A retelling from the point of view of the Wolf. Enjoy.

15 year old Blair is your average girl, she hangs out with her group of friends and has her own hobbies, a pretty normal life, well besides the fact she's a demon. Blair was born from a ritual for a human sacrifice, but when the ritual went wrong and a demon was born, Blair's mom couldn't give her up. Her mom civilized Blair to keep her safe, so now Blair is a demon living a (almost) normal life.

This is poem that illustrates how poetry can have a rhythm, and creative writing can be quite fun. ["Aids Orphans Remembered"]

A collection of hilarious memes floating around the internet ...(〒︿〒)

Pure Random Shit

Senior citizen Wilma ventures to the supermarket on a mission to buy a gift for her Grandson's birthday. Will the trip go without incident, and what will Jack do with his present?

Sup! My name is pewpewURdednow! Just call me pew though! I'm writing this book to release anger, stress, sadness, overly happy laughter, anything! Because I can get a little aggressive at school and my therapist said this would be good for me! No, I'm not lying, I seriously go to the therapist. Anywho, enjoy the book!

Little Ty is a curious kindergarten kid with an amazing imagination. This first book tells the story of Little Ty running home to play with the toys in his Imaginarium. Ty's parents use tactful parenting skills to guide Ty through his imagination. A great story for all ages and fun to read. This storybook is premium caliber with fun characters and has many positive reviews. Set to be released on Smashwords.com June 2nd, 2016. https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LittleTy