Comidy Stories

kk, so this is just a for-fun book with my cousin, we technically did a collab and they have also made a book its called " My crazy adventure " by Dreamer600. and this book is pretty much about our characters falling into the DreamSMP. And just to quickly clarify some things before we start, there will be ⚠️NO SMUT⚠️ FUCK OFF HORNY PEOPLE. there will be quite a bit of cussing. and that is it have fun reading! hope you enjoy :]

Selene has kept a horrible secret from everyone she knows. She was the one who started the fire in the her nursery at age 5. She discovered she was making the fire appear with her own hands. 10 years later, part of Selene believes it was just a nightmare; but the other part of her knows she's a freak. Being the princess of the city of Crete, she knows she must marry. A month later she forced to marry Prince Xander, Athens heir. When she meets him she immediately hates him. He's demanding and wants nothing to do with Selene. But he has a secret too. He can control the element, water. On the night of their wedding they are kidnapped by a monks. The mysterious monks know they both have these powers. They also know that they must find away to control their elements because a strange, powerful being is about destroy everything in their world. They were both created by the Greek gods to save the world. In the temple of the forgotten god Pan, Xander and Selene train countless hours together. Attraction builds between the couple. But what is this powerful being that threatens the Earth? When will it come and will they be ready?

"Are you even real?" "What the hell kind of question is that?" She chuckles, "well your life just seems so unrealistic, it's like your life is a romantic comedy, TV series." "Then I have one question, who's the other person in my romantic comedy." I guess I should start by saying that this book is a true story. I don't know when it happened but my life has flipped into craziness over the past year. I don't know whether to laugh or cry so instead I decided to write all my first world problems into this book. I'm not lying. I want the amazing people of wattpad to judge my life choices and help me guide my life into the right direction. So please comment to either ridicule me or give me advice because let's face it I need a lot of advice.

sup.....this has all da creepypastas I know if you dont j0know meh rhen get da other book like this one: Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios! !!!!!!!CHEESECAKE! !!!!!!! I have over 20 creepypastas here hopefully you'll gat to see them all...........:D

idk I don't own marvel or dc studios... yet take it and re write it if you don't like it

My adoptive sister is an alien psychic being hunted by other aliens from another dimension, my biological brothers and father are mutant ninjas being hunted by an evil ninja clan, and I'm a mutant turtle being trained in ninjitsu and also being hunted by the evil ninja clan and the aliens from another dimension, along with mutants that are completely out of their minds. Only in New York. ........................................................................................................................... In this AU, when the turtles were five, Raphael got lost when trying to help Splinter on the surface. After a while of not being able to find Splinter, Kirby O'Neal ends up finding Raphael in an alley. When the two are still unsuccessful in finding Splinter, Kirby decides to let Raphael stay with him, his six year old daughter April, and his nine year old daughter Robin. Ten years later, April and Kirby don't come home from the store. Raphael gets to be a combination of annoyed and worried and goes to look for them. When he does, he runs into three mutant turtles just like him. Will Leonardo, Donatello and Michelangelo make the connection between this new turtle and their lost brother? Will Raphael know how to balance both of his families? Will he want to? Will Splinter even tell Raphael what happened? Read to find out. Part of my TMNT AU series. Disclaimer: I don't own any form of TMNT or it's characters. I will also be doing alternate versions of existing episodes of the series, which belong to Nickelodeon.

In the year 2059 people now can have animal/humans pets but are they just pets? Find out in Please be my pet!

a collection of short stories by me and a couple of buddies. this has no update schedule yet

PETER PARKER ALSO KNOWN AS THE AMAZING SPIDERZILLA IS STUDENT WHO STUDIES AT THE KAIJU ACADEMY BUT HE'S ALWAYS BEING BULLIED BY TWO GIRLS THE DAUGHTERS OF THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE MONSTERS DAGON AND DOE:GODZILLA THE QUEEN OF THE SCHOOL AND HER TWIN SISTER CRYSTAL AND ALSO KNOWN AS THE PRINCESSES OF THE MONSTERS THEY BULLIED OUR SEMI-KAIJU SPIDER EVER SINCE HIS CHILDHOOD BUT THE REASON WHY THEY BULLIED HIM WAS TO HAVE HIS ATENTIÓN BECAUSE THE TWO SISTER HAD A MAYOR CRUSH ON HIM BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT HE'S ALSO THEIR FAVORITE HEROE SPIDERZILLA WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO PETER WHEN HIS 2 BULLIES DISCOVERED HIS SECRET WHAT WILL HE DO

A girls parents go out of town for business and the girls and her brother throw a party the alpha comes in and see Annie and he instantly new he wanted her what will Annie do when she has a big bad alpha that's she new from before when she was little and they played together but she's been gone for 12 years what happens when Blake meets Annie again for the first Time in 12 years or when vampires move in next door!!!!!!!!!

Life is meant to be lived in the moment. You're not supposed to dwell on past mistakes and heartbreak, you're supposed to savor ever taste, swim every river, and sing every song with all you've got. -L.G.D.

This is a retelling of the story of the show. I got inspired by blue beetle movie the miraculous are alien world destroying weapons that design to protect it host and that the Akumatized is a virus marinette and adrien are teenagers

what the title says UwU And Vivian is the creator... Which is me

THis story, is my secont story on writeing. I hope you enjoy! All of the story line belongs to me, OC as well. Wings of fire belongs to Tu Tsutherland

A Japanese girl and her family move to America she will finish her schooling and bumps into old friends and makes new one but one boy will grab her attention and heart

this is a story about a few friends who wake up in the streets to find out later that they were the last people on earth to help save it to find the antidote they also find more people to help them will the live to see the end?

Have you ever wanted to ask them something. But you couldn't, now you CAN! Ask them all, there's slenderman, Jeff the killer, Sally, laughing jack, eyeless jack, BEN, splendor, splendy, offendy, maskie, hoodie, ticciy Toby, and Jane. Ask them anything that comes to mind. Ask these 13 pastas!

The league of villains is one of the most dangerous villain organisations in the world But not all villans start out Evil they have some kind of a dark past killer1is a hero by the commission where is also the half sister of keigo tamaraki known as hawks Unlike her brother she did not want the commission to take control over her so she has a job as a terrapist and now is trying to help the LOV members to get their life back on track by peering the villains with heros what can possibly go wrong , read to find out ------------------------------------------ Disclaimer: killer 1 can break the 4th wall sometimes and this story will be staring *drumroll * shigaraki, dabi,hawks, killer1 and toga Enjoy 😁

Earth is dying and the scientists on Earth are looking for a new place to live. They soon find one in a planet somewhat far away. From the footage and pictures they got from the robots they sent the planet looked mostly made up of plants and forest, so the scientists named it Arbusto which in Latin means forest. Melody is a seventeen year old that has been an orphan most of all her life. Close to her eighteenth birthday her life is flipped upside down when she and a lot of other orphan are sent to the planet to see if it really is liveable. Find out what is really on this planet and how Melody will act when her and her village is treated of war.