Welshidiotbro
"Papers! Get your papers! Oh, you want to know what happened long before your time... very well, listen closely. It all began when Germany invaded Poland, and the British Empire crumbled under the pressure. The East became a Marxist utopia, Africa was carved up in a second wave of colonization, and the Germanic Reich and Global Communist Party raced to dominate the world. But amidst the chaos, one hope emerged: the United Celtic States."
"Although it started as a movement started by a few teenagers attempting to make a joke, the rest of the Celtic States in the Isles didn't perceive it as such, so the Irish, Scottish, Welsh and Cornish all went ahead, and attacked the Brits. As the rest of the world felt the heat of what was happening in the East, the Americas decided to remain out of it. A large mistake for those who considered themselves to be American later..."
"Good luck out there-you're going to need it."