Concertband Stories

Stereotypes, jokes, and other stuff for marching band, concert band, and guard. Have fun getting triggered!! {Rated NR} Highest rating: #294 in Humor COMPLETED JAN 3, 2017

In a world after death, one must find their life to be fulfilled in order to move on. Some people grow old and their lives have found their purpose a long time ago, others have to play catch up in the afterlife. After dying in a freak accident, band director Arthur Lefevre finds himself on the west end of this world. With no recollection of his past or ability to speak due to his injuries, Arthur must find out how to move on. He eventually meets Nammy Davids, the mind reader of a group that nobody is quite sure about and who happens to have never been around music ever, and decides to team up to run their own reformation for people who've lost their way and need music to help them. They become the shitty band directors of their equally as shitty program, filled with members who don't seem quite right. Will the band become a talented, successful program and learn how to move on or will they fail, never to ascend and forever terrible at their instrument?

This is a collection of inter looping short stories about band told from the perspective of multiple band students. Each story is connected but can be read individually and still easily understood. Read 'What to Know' for further detail.

Follow the North Mason High School band over the course of a few years. Hear some of the members stories and memories. From a small band to a big family read how the North Mason High School band turned into what it is today.

I am a trombone in my band class. I love memes and will even do weird things. So enjoy!

in which carl grimes falls in love with a boy, and also happens to be really fucking good at tuba.

This is for all the band kids out there.

life of a band kind

(Cover art by treiibot) After a scheduling slip-up, Luz Noceda, Hexside High's resident new kid and jazz saxophonist extraordinaire, finds herself among the members of the prestigious Banshee Orchestra- and one flute player in particular isn't all too happy about her arrival. (Beta/High School Band AU) 🥇#1 in lumity🥇 🥇#1 in toh🥇

This is fanfic about a few ships in my band that me and a few people want to sail 😉 I hope you enjoy this smut 😂 *Southside High-school Band, Arkansas*

Just a list of band stuff the wind ensemble/concert band/marching band/symphonic band/colorguard thats so true...only band kids will get these (i am a trombone -main instrument-, flute -learning-, saxophone -starting instrument and relearning-, and colorguard player/member)

You know how weird and dorky band kids are. This is a log of my experiences as a Trumpet player in middle school's band. (Thank you to Whovianforlife222 for giving me the idea. Make sure to read her band stories too!) I will start a new one of these when I go to High School. (I'm sure it'll be even MORE dorky!!)

This book will be about my experiences in concert band and what i learned. Their will be facts and stories about my concert band and how it all it went down for me. This is my first book so i hope you guys enjoy and i will update as soon as i can.

This is a funny guide on how to play flute. If you really want to laugh I suggest speed reading this but please read at a paste you feel comfortable with. For all of my musicians out there this is for you guys especially to the flute army.

Delaney Moncada is dedicated, dedicated to her life, band, her friends. that was all until last summer when her father passed away in a very tragic accident. After it all, she lost her hopes, dreams and all of her spirits. Del shut everyone out, and is now venturing for her own life on her own without anyone, but when cocky and callous Kameron Stone moved to SpringCity High, everything seemed to change. Began working on this back in December, just now being relased in February. Enjoy! :]

High school can be a great experience for many, a poor experience for others. If you are in the music department: the possibilities are endless! This book is about the adventure of a girl with musical passion and her journey through high school. She is in three music classes. Insanely talented but too shy to let it show. Big confidence: small comfort level. This is no ordinary tale of a nerdy teenager going through her music experience. She is in high school: a place full of opportunity and new, well, experiences. Not all of them are good, but in the same note, not all of them are bad. Follow the high school experience from the perspective of a student, and explore new horizons never touched before. A place of education, drama, music, romance, heartbreak, growth, and opportunity.

A collection of jokes, posts, and moments only band geeks and musicians will understand!