Connoreatspants Stories

15 boys. 15 futures. 1 winner. Technoblade, a 17 year old hitman, finds himself sucked into a game by God where 15 people fight to the death until there is 1 winner, which will be crowned as the world's NEW God. It's every man for himself - And so the question will remain: Who will be the last man standing?

In this story, Wilbur soot returns to the Dsmp server but... everything is in ruins. a huge crater hitting bedrock as far as his eyes can look. it's been a few years since he's been here, sure but... what the fuck happened. Maybe if he looks hard enough he'll find what he's looking for.

A group of friends dragged into the horrible world of a killing game. Follow our Protagonist Cooper through this horror and gore filled nightmare! Who is the mastermind? Will Charlie make it out of the freezer? Will I really get that much backlash for this? Let's see baby Take this wild ride with me ;) Carson ain't it it so calm down I don't own any of the characters in this story, this is purely fiction and for entertainment purposes Characters: Cooper (Protag.): Ultimate Pro Skater Travis: Ultimate Bad Luck Dave (Techno): Ultimate King Ted: Ultimate Milkman John (Schlatt): Ultimate Entrepreneur Connor: Ultimate Detective Wilbur: Ultimate Musician Charlie (Smile): Ultimate Kazoo Artist Joko: Ultimate Godfather Noah (Hbox): Ultimate Video Analyst Zach (Poke): Ultimate Film Editor Dashell (Altrive): Ultimate Pacifist Josh (Jawsh): Ultimate Drama Queen Mason (_Mason): Ultimate Cat Burglar Imane (Poki): Ultimate ASMR Producer Sara: Ultimate Gamer

DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS JUST FOR FUN! ALL OF THE SMP LIVE MEMBERS IN THIS STORY ARE USED PURELY AS THEIR PERSONAS, NOT THEM IN REAL LIFE. DO NOT ATTACK ME. Thanks :D

platonic/occasionally romantic one shots of lunch club. story ideas i come up with using their personas as characters.

things the boys said but everything isnt too correct this is a joke btw so dont think its anything else. respect everyone's boundries with shipping or im going to break yo fucking knees volume 2 is out yo highest rankings: #1 in sneegsnag sept. 6, 2019 #3 in tednivison sept. 16, 2019 #3 in itsjawsh sept. 16, 2019 #4 in minecraftyoutubers sept. 16 2019 #1 in hugbox sept. 22, 2019 #15 in minecraft sept. 22, 2019 #4 in junkyjanker aug. 15, 2019

the apocalypse happens, and it isn't like in the movies. featuring smplive, smpearth, and others pog moments: #1 in iamty !!!

uh I hate this, and no longer support any of theses YouTuber's so enjoy for yourself. However, I want to clarify that Carson is disgusting and the other boys have condoned rlly racist behaviours, I do not associate with them anymore.

- 𝐜!𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫. - 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝. - 𝐬𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬. - 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 - 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟.

when Y/N or known as marz/marzmoonz on twitch finds himself in weird place at a family reunion that was held at his house.

Here I post my drawings!

this mainly revolves around the members who were on smplive cause. im more fixated on smplive than dreamsmp but. you get it. Requests - Open lol

There is more then just DreamXD, and they all torture them just to entertain them, Chat. When the Content Creators of the Dream SMP are gods like DreamXD, torturing their characters, just to entertain us.

Addie Viotta is a streamer from NYC, with a fiery personality, and passion for music. On one fateful Love or Host, she meets someone, someone who could change her forever. check tags for any ccs that might make you uncomfortable!! never any obligation to read ❤

Wilbur tries to survive in the games. His teammate, Schlatt, was insufferable. Would they be able to put aside their differences and fight before it was too late? [A/N] this is a smp fic! more of the guys will be introduced as it goes on. this is also NOT a shipping fic. schlatt and wilbur are the main characters but they do not end up together romantically. please respect their wishes. also i do not hate carson i just needed an antagonist for this chapter.

DISCONTINUED. - disclaimer !!!: i do not ship any of the creators i write about. i am fully aware that some of them don't want to be written about in a weird way with their friends, but that was never my intention and never will be. most of my work is based on alternate universe versions of these creators.

A scrapbook of all my fandom works :)) Cover by @synicals

just a bunch of my sketches and stuff, just kinda wanted a place to have it all digitally :/ Lots of mcyt inspired pieces 🤠

"If I have to eat one more piece of Spam I'm going to fucking lose it." "Then I guess it's a good thing we're doing this?" "No. This is possibly the worst idea we've had in a long time." ____________________ -an apocalypse au with the smplive boys -blood and gore, so be careful -no shipping. they're just friends in this -was written before everything came out. schlatt and carson play large parts in the plot