Connoreatspants Stories

What can we say. It's literally just Gravity falls played out by characters in the Dream smp. It's a good time. We implore you to read if you want to laugh. CW/TW for occasional swearing and maybe character death or reference to death.

Here I post my drawings!

Dream didn't mean to create a child out of sheer force of will. Honestly. It just happened. Now he has a kid to take care of, an enemy blackmailing him using said kid, and a fiancé he wants to earn back. Or in which the wedding fiasco never happened, there's an evil dude running around threatening babies, Dream is a tired father, and Funny doesn't know what the f*ck he's going to do. Also some Sbi family dynamic. And Techno trying to deny said dynamic. Warnings: Blood, kind of kidnapping, maybe some gore, prison, blackmail, swearing. Will add more if they come up.

Addie Viotta is a streamer from NYC, with a fiery personality, and passion for music. On one fateful Love or Host, she meets someone, someone who could change her forever. check tags for any ccs that might make you uncomfortable!! never any obligation to read ❤

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◇ send requests ◇ He's cute! And he thinks you're cute too ;) maybe ill do more heehee but im very new to this :>

The cover art was found here: https://pin.it/4DmHLtO The title says everything. this is recent lore by Wilbur's stream. go watch the vod and yes we love C!Connor in this household bitches.

any content you desire, (don't take that literally)

"Hello children! you are here because your parents don't love you, they also think something is wrong with you! And we are here to fix that! Enjoy your stay! A couple kids, about 19 kids are taken into a psych ward camp thingy because of either what they are or things they've done. enjoy them in this 14 weeks, or maybe more, torture! buckle your seatbelt, because I don't know if you're in for a ride, or not!

[DISCLAIMER] to clarify, i do NOT ship any of the people i write about. it's nonfiction. the characters i write about are based off of the actual creators. BASED off of. pls remember that i really just don't wanna be cancelled 🥺 oneshots of da boys =). the old oneshots i made were cringe and old so i made a new one hehe.

" I swear, it started as a way to get by" ... "unfortunately, it turned into a lifestyle" ... "one you cant leave, or...or..." ... "I'm done answering questions"

senior year, we're almost done. But what comes after this, where do we go? ... Schools a get away for most, a hell hole for others. You can do anything you want, your parents don't know what's going on, better yet if you have any. The teacher are idiots haven't got a thought in their head, they don't care about you. They do what their payed for not what their told. ... shity town, shity school, shity people. No one care. No one cares for you. Do what you want, be like the cool kid... Drug your self unit you can't hear your thoughts. Smoke your lungs black just to be different Drink so much you feel' gone. ...

Idk how to write good descriptions but basically Tommy is reflecting on the past (this is based off the dsmp but it won't be completely canonically accurate) I hope you enjoy :) Also, all lyrics in this fic were written by Derivakat, I do not claim any of them as my own ahaha

Connor and Schlatt have been business partners for as long as they can remember, and friends for even longer than that. Connor being the brains, the man with all of the ideas and the sidekick to Schlatt's eager and eccentric personality, they've made quite a pair so it's really no surprise that their business empire has taken off. With their totally legitimate cryptocurrency scheme booming, the pair have grown very close, will anything blossom asides from the scent of sweet, sweet profit?

I tie my brunette hair into a messy bun and put on my favorite hoodie. My mom slams open the door. "Pack your bags" she yells...

I'm not the best at writing so please don't expect some 10/10 writing. If I feel like a chapter is going to need a Trigger warning I will add. I am aware Connor and Schlatt do variety! Have a good day/night and hydrate!

Mcyt gem au oneshots!

Being best friends with Weston and Kalynn Koury has always led you down different and interesting ways. They've just moved away to Texas. Whilst visiting them, you meet a friend of theirs. A kind New-Yorker with interesting facial hair. Where have they led you this time? jschlatt x reader (A/N; trying my best to use gender neutral pronouns, but if I accidently have typed the wrong thing, let me know. :))

Simple Oneshots between the creators of SMP. Requests aren't open! Possibly some shipping, but most likely just funny fictional interactions between the players. ** If any member of SMP is uncomfortable with this story I will discontinue it. I have no right to be stubborn and protest against a member of SMP if it makes them uncomfortable. ** ♤ No Reader x Player. Stuff like that makes me uncomfortable :/ ♤