Connoreatspants Stories

relatively easy to understand right? I mean the title kinda says it all anyways #299 Torture as of 26 Nov 2022 #45 Torment as of 26 Nov 2022 #3 aaaaaaaaa as of 6 Dec 2022 #18 connoreatspants as of 6 Dec 2022 (May not be up-to-date in the future)

"i am not a fan of you!" "right... that's why there's my merch sat on your bed... and i can see the hoodie in your wardrobe!" - CreamyBrieCheese, or more simply known as Brie, a fairly new streamer on twitch is given a chance to join the Dream SMP, which had become insanely popular. september 22nd. that's when she joined the dream smp. - © all rights reserved to whereis__mym1nd as of 2023

Being best friends with Weston and Kalynn Koury has always led you down different and interesting ways. They've just moved away to Texas. Whilst visiting them, you meet a friend of theirs. A kind New-Yorker with interesting facial hair. Where have they led you this time? jschlatt x reader (A/N; trying my best to use gender neutral pronouns, but if I accidently have typed the wrong thing, let me know. :))

A joke that went too far

Hi! This is a book of short stories for the smp I've made! None of these stories are NSFW, however some are angst/graphic. read at your own risk Have fun reading! And put suggestions for a short story if you want!

don't attack me for this, I 100% don't ship them in real life, because y'know that's weird, but anyways I'll take any criticism on this story enjoy! ( also this story does not include: any slurs abuse )

[ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SEQUEL!! READ "RIVER OF HORRORS" FIRST TO UNDERSTAND!! ] The worst is over: Wilbur and the MCIA found a cure for the cannibalistic virus. But as each second passed in trying to find the antidote, the world had spiralled deeper and further into the chaos and terror melded by the infected monsters. Now all that's left is getting this antidote out into the world and curing humanity. Simple, right? But knots start to tangle the ropes, as new complications and scenarios arise: new people, new enemies, and new mutations. All of which leaves Wilbur second guessing himself: is the worst really over? Or is this only the end of the beginning?

Just a compilation of one shots from the different members of the Dream Team. As always, requests/prompt ideas are always open! I hope you enjoy. [:

uh I hate this, and no longer support any of theses YouTuber's so enjoy for yourself. However, I want to clarify that Carson is disgusting and the other boys have condoned rlly racist behaviours, I do not associate with them anymore.

leota brown is a 21 year old streamer who is unapologeticly themselves and isnt afraid to show it. dream is a faceless 22 year old minecraft youtuber (and sometimes streamer) who can be cocky at times but nonetheless loves his supporters. what happens when their world collides? or two people slowly fall in love

The depiction of the future varies among human belief. Some see flying cars and some see the natural collapse of the world as we know. What if the future was just deleted, as if we were a game on a computer. The only people that exist are the ones that stay in their dreams, or are they? °bro I haven't done a cover in years don't hate pls °also no ships or x reader this is purely just fanfiction or an au °enjoy dude

Here I post my drawings!

Technoblade and Philza try to find a way to get Ranboo back after Sam kills him, while Tommyinnit tries his best to escape his past.

On the Dream smp its usually all chaotic, but it seems that the chaos has stopped.

2/10/2020 Its not really about the war I just needed a cover Credits to: https://img.wattpad.com/cover/238122469-256-k798703.jpg I don't know who actually made it sorry TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@booxolivia_? Y/N = Your Name Y/U/N = Your Username This is also my first story so if I messed anything please tell me have fun reading HBomb94 / Liam Technoblade / Alex Antfrost Ph1LzA / Phil ConnorEatsPants / Connor CaptainPuffy / Caroline "Cara" Vikkstar123 / Vikram "Vik" LazarCodeLazar / Lannan Ranboo / Mark FoolishG hannahxxrose / Hannah Slimecicle / Charlir awesamdude / Sam Callahan BadBoyHalo / Darryl Dream / Clay GeorgeNotFound / George ItsAlyssa / Alyssa ItsFundy / Floris JackManifoldTV / Jack jschlatt / Jonathan KarlJacobs / Karl Nihachu / Nikita "Niki" Ponk Punz / Luke Purpled / Grayson Quackity / Alexis "Alex" Sapnap / Nicholas "Nike" Skeppy / Zak The_Eret / Alasair TommyInnit / Thomas "Tommy" Tubbo_ / Toby WilburSoot / William 2/15/2021 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RANKING THIS #27 IN HBOMB94 THAT IS CRAZY 2/16/2021 THANK YOU FOR 115 READS I AM CRYING THIS IS CRAZY I CANT BELIEVE THIS YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME 2/20/2021 THANKS FOR 184 READERS THIS IS CRAZY I NEVER KNEW I WOULD COME THIS FAR THIS IS CRAZY I WILL WORK ON PART 2 SOME TODAY OR TOMORROW LOVE YOU ALL 2/23/2021 THANKS FOR 203 READS THIS IS CRAZY #15 IN HBOMB94 THAT IS CRAZY

Essentially, the plot was, wilbur bullies connor and so connor gets schlatt to rough wilbur up but then wilbur is so cute and schlatt is like ".. omg .. " and then they make out idfk I wrote this a long time ago but removed it i got like 1k reads tho

"𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜?!" 𝙃𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠. 𝘴𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯!! 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦: 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘷 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵. 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙨: @𝘣𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘵-𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 @𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 @𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘢-𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 @𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘤𝘸𝘢𝘧𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 @𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳-𝘪𝘪 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 (𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨) if you couldn't tell this is a joke

Before we get into the story and introduction I want to say I DO NOT SHIP THESE TWO PEOPLE IRL. I ONLY USED THEIR NAMES, PERSONALITIES, AND APPEARANCES FOR CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY! Now, to read the introduction and then story! :)) #7 on Traves

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