Connoreatspants Stories

I'm not the best at writing so please don't expect some 10/10 writing. If I feel like a chapter is going to need a Trigger warning I will add. I am aware Connor and Schlatt do variety! Have a good day/night and hydrate!

ART CREDIT : @grassssssfish on twitter i'm hyperfixated with the ship and have been since smplive. i apologize for this, but it'll likely only be angst or fluff. there will be no smut. lots of headcanons and aus though. many of these will be centered in the smplive era, excluding c*llmec*rson, because i'm more comfortable with writing smplive than dsmp by far, maybe i'll even toss in some smpearth, originsmp too. do NOT harass any ccs mentioned in this, or if it gets to the point which likely it won't, please don't bring attention to any of the ccs about this. intentional lowercases.

dream smp (and related - scu and karmaland) oneshots :) no smut / otherwise overly-mature content. a lot of these are not romantic in intention. i write about the c! versions of all characters, not the content creators ! cover is by u/Viridian_exe on reddit. enjoy ♥

A scrapbook of all my fandom works :)) Cover by @synicals

infrequently updated, but still. for more frequent updates go to my instagram @technicolorhood

Imagines of your favorite stupid streamers :D - I'm not a good writer but hope you enjoy! Note! If a creator is uncomfortable with me writing about them I will remove them from my book.

Simple Oneshots between the creators of SMP. Requests aren't open! Possibly some shipping, but most likely just funny fictional interactions between the players. ** If any member of SMP is uncomfortable with this story I will discontinue it. I have no right to be stubborn and protest against a member of SMP if it makes them uncomfortable. ** ♤ No Reader x Player. Stuff like that makes me uncomfortable :/ ♤

A story POV from the start to the current moment of the DSMP. Any inaccuracies will be counted as an AU :)

Just a compilation of one shots from the different members of the Dream Team. As always, requests/prompt ideas are always open! I hope you enjoy. [:

discontinued · (wanderlust - frank turner) · #1 mcyt #1 wilbursoot #1 captainsparklez #1 smplive #1 iamty #1 antvenom #1 jschlatt #1 rtgame wilbur played this song on one of his recent streams, and i've been desperate for inspiration so i finally decided to expand this idea. NO SHIPPING SET ON THE SMPLIVE SERVER, MINECRAFT STYLE, BUT EVERYONE IS HUMAN. (im so sorry for any smpronpa references)

Here I post my drawings!

DISCONTINUED. - disclaimer !!!: i do not ship any of the creators i write about. i am fully aware that some of them don't want to be written about in a weird way with their friends, but that was never my intention and never will be. most of my work is based on alternate universe versions of these creators.

A joke that went too far

The dream smp joins among us. Who will die and who will survive? Loss and depression ensues in this funny and wholesome book. (dnf and skephalo warning)

What do you seek? Is it fame, glory, or riches? Is it recognition, strength, or power? Whatever it is, you can find it all at the top of the tower. "Where am I?" ↠ ☾ ☉ ☽ ↞ As you can already tell from the title, this story is a Tower of God 5undy au. ↠ Note: You don't need to have read the webtoon / watched the anime for this story to make sense, but I recommend that you read it just because it's a fucking banger series. DISCLAIMER: If any of the creators mentioned in the story are uncomfortable with it, I will stop the story. Please remember to respect cc's boundaries!

[DISCLAIMER] to clarify, i do NOT ship any of the people i write about. it's nonfiction. the characters i write about are based off of the actual creators. BASED off of. pls remember that i really just don't wanna be cancelled 🥺 oneshots of da boys =). the old oneshots i made were cringe and old so i made a new one hehe.

Jschlatt has a hatred for Obama, but maybe that will change... Note: this is based in a highschool AU this is my first story so please be kind >w< i hope you enjoy!

Hi! This is a book of short stories for the smp I've made! None of these stories are NSFW, however some are angst/graphic. read at your own risk Have fun reading! And put suggestions for a short story if you want!

Essentially, the plot was, wilbur bullies connor and so connor gets schlatt to rough wilbur up but then wilbur is so cute and schlatt is like ".. omg .. " and then they make out idfk I wrote this a long time ago but removed it i got like 1k reads tho

DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS JUST FOR FUN! ALL OF THE SMP LIVE MEMBERS IN THIS STORY ARE USED PURELY AS THEIR PERSONAS, NOT THEM IN REAL LIFE. DO NOT ATTACK ME. Thanks :D