Connoreatspants Stories

What do you seek? Is it fame, glory, or riches? Is it recognition, strength, or power? Whatever it is, you can find it all at the top of the tower. "Where am I?" ↠ ☾ ☉ ☽ ↞ As you can already tell from the title, this story is a Tower of God 5undy au. ↠ Note: You don't need to have read the webtoon / watched the anime for this story to make sense, but I recommend that you read it just because it's a fucking banger series. DISCLAIMER: If any of the creators mentioned in the story are uncomfortable with it, I will stop the story. Please remember to respect cc's boundaries!

lmao welcome to volume 2 of the incorrect smplive lowercase intended this is still a joke so don't ship these boyos ok?

- 𝐜!𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫. - 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝. - 𝐬𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬. - 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 - 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟.

2/10/2020 Its not really about the war I just needed a cover Credits to: https://img.wattpad.com/cover/238122469-256-k798703.jpg I don't know who actually made it sorry TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@booxolivia_? Y/N = Your Name Y/U/N = Your Username This is also my first story so if I messed anything please tell me have fun reading HBomb94 / Liam Technoblade / Alex Antfrost Ph1LzA / Phil ConnorEatsPants / Connor CaptainPuffy / Caroline "Cara" Vikkstar123 / Vikram "Vik" LazarCodeLazar / Lannan Ranboo / Mark FoolishG hannahxxrose / Hannah Slimecicle / Charlir awesamdude / Sam Callahan BadBoyHalo / Darryl Dream / Clay GeorgeNotFound / George ItsAlyssa / Alyssa ItsFundy / Floris JackManifoldTV / Jack jschlatt / Jonathan KarlJacobs / Karl Nihachu / Nikita "Niki" Ponk Punz / Luke Purpled / Grayson Quackity / Alexis "Alex" Sapnap / Nicholas "Nike" Skeppy / Zak The_Eret / Alasair TommyInnit / Thomas "Tommy" Tubbo_ / Toby WilburSoot / William 2/15/2021 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RANKING THIS #27 IN HBOMB94 THAT IS CRAZY 2/16/2021 THANK YOU FOR 115 READS I AM CRYING THIS IS CRAZY I CANT BELIEVE THIS YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME 2/20/2021 THANKS FOR 184 READERS THIS IS CRAZY I NEVER KNEW I WOULD COME THIS FAR THIS IS CRAZY I WILL WORK ON PART 2 SOME TODAY OR TOMORROW LOVE YOU ALL 2/23/2021 THANKS FOR 203 READS THIS IS CRAZY #15 IN HBOMB94 THAT IS CRAZY

don't attack me for this, I 100% don't ship them in real life, because y'know that's weird, but anyways I'll take any criticism on this story enjoy! ( also this story does not include: any slurs abuse )

uh I hate this, and no longer support any of theses YouTuber's so enjoy for yourself. However, I want to clarify that Carson is disgusting and the other boys have condoned rlly racist behaviours, I do not associate with them anymore.

Please do be respectful! These are simply oneshots, nothing more nothing less. Maybe if I like one plot enough I'll carry it on :) Feel free to leave requests ECT! The who plot of the story, undertones, ect is up to you! Any issues with anything please DM me

THIS IS 100000% SATIRE ALONG WITH THE GOGy wogy one please don't take this seriously

A joke that went too far

Mcyt gem au oneshots!

╭──────༺♡༻──────╮ Basically just a book for demp one shot requsts!

Dream didn't mean to create a child out of sheer force of will. Honestly. It just happened. Now he has a kid to take care of, an enemy blackmailing him using said kid, and a fiancé he wants to earn back. Or in which the wedding fiasco never happened, there's an evil dude running around threatening babies, Dream is a tired father, and Funny doesn't know what the f*ck he's going to do. Also some Sbi family dynamic. And Techno trying to deny said dynamic. Warnings: Blood, kind of kidnapping, maybe some gore, prison, blackmail, swearing. Will add more if they come up.

As Sam was taking Dream back to the prison he realised... Tommy has nobody. His dad? gone His brothers? dead and evil His old friends? want him dead His Allies? paid to protect him Dream? prison Tommy isn't safe, sure he has a couple of friends but they cant protect him, they are always too busy Sam swore to himself he'd protect Tommy with his life, he cant sit and watch him die HEY YOU! In this story Tommy is RaccoonInnit Its based on the current events happening on the dream smp (The Egg) Its probably not good but if you read this, I hope you enjoy and if you hate it i don't blame you

"If I have to eat one more piece of Spam I'm going to fucking lose it." "Then I guess it's a good thing we're doing this?" "No. This is possibly the worst idea we've had in a long time." ____________________ -an apocalypse au with the smplive boys -blood and gore, so be careful -no shipping. they're just friends in this -was written before everything came out. schlatt and carson play large parts in the plot

[this is all just for fun! if you're part of smp or someone who doesn't like them being shipped, then i'd rather have you not read this and move on. this is just for me and the people who enjoy reading this!] I DONT WRITE ON THIS ANYMORE, its kinda old too tbh

discontinued · (wanderlust - frank turner) · #1 mcyt #1 wilbursoot #1 captainsparklez #1 smplive #1 iamty #1 antvenom #1 jschlatt #1 rtgame wilbur played this song on one of his recent streams, and i've been desperate for inspiration so i finally decided to expand this idea. NO SHIPPING SET ON THE SMPLIVE SERVER, MINECRAFT STYLE, BUT EVERYONE IS HUMAN. (im so sorry for any smpronpa references)

platonic/occasionally romantic one shots of lunch club. story ideas i come up with using their personas as characters.

1 day Connor visits his papa. While techno was there. Which Connor did not know about. Connor visits right after Quakity, and sees what he does everyday. Connor's anger gets to him. He blames Sam and Quakity for what happened to his papa. So he tries to take revenge. But what he didn't know is that, whatever he did. He'd still lose....