Cookiemonster Stories

Elmo's heart belongs to eshay man kermit, but when cookie's yandere personality gets in the way, will kermit come to save the day?

Cookie Monster is a cold hard criminal. Stealing Dough and robbing banks, he is unstoppable. This is until he meets a new aliance, Elmo.

© Copyright2016 All Rights Reserved Quirkiness,chaos ,gossip and drama it's what you would like to call Haiden's senior year at high school.The saliva swapping, stereotypes and a bad a$$ bad boy can sum it up quite well if you ask me .And if you are asking whats the problem in this cheesy story ill be glad to help.Lets just say having a seventeen year old neighbor that spends most of her time stalking and getting her nose stuck real deep into people's privacy some how gets Haiden enveloped in all of it.Helping out to stalk her front door neighbor can't be easy and having it be her schools rebel makes it kind of worse...Right? ( A/N :This story is under constructional rewrite )

So um... Yea me and my friends are weird and someone made this... but they do not have wattpad so I'm posting this on MY account If you do read this I'M SO SORRY 😂

What's it like having your parents plan out every single aspect of your life? Ask Abigail Bailey. Her parents basically plan out her whole life, making sure that she'll follow their footsteps of going to Yale. That plan falls when they learn that Abby failed gym. Her parents are furious claiming that 'jumping jacks won't hurt you', and sent her to summer school. Yes, summer school. Upon arriving, Abby notices that this place is strange. The teachers are nice and way too happy to be working in the summer. But when day falls and the night engulfs the sky, that happiness is peeled down, and you have to expect the unexpected. And oh, try not to get raped in sesame street. ©officialtonytwaimz; 2016

HELP ME IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND CAPTURED BY "WEIRD" AL YANKOVIC this is satire and i am 100% not in "weird al" yankovic's basement

ALL of these joke are from the internet . NONE of these are from me, ABSOLUTELY none.

Fainting people are falling.

Just a random story I came up with containing Kermit x Elmo x Cookie Monster. Side note: I do know they aren't from the same show but I'm aiming to ruin the memories of my friends childhoods

I'm so funny

May the cookie gods be in your favor. It's literally something I wrote and sent to my crush which laughed really hard at because it related to her baking. Short story

this is a joke if you are looking for an actual good story I wouldn't recommend reading :)

This is about a girl named zoella she moves to California because of her mom traveling but is she old enough to stay by herself?and find her true love or well it be a complete disaster? Read to find out what happens.

Read to find out🤭 (shitpost lol)

Shadow Burton is a 14 year old who always has their face buried in a book. But after the death of their mother months before starting his freshman year of high school shadows father decides they need a fresh start moving from Michigan to Connecticut. With the comfort of the public library shadow finds himself in a story book nightmare, or maybe it is a fantasy.

this is for mt best friend donna! shes been such a great friend and cousin so i decided my second book should be for her!! as you could see on the cover donna plays mangle and i play bonnie! some of my friends play the other animatronics ! my friend savannah plays foxy,my freind natalia is the puppet, toy chica is my friend emily, and sooooo much more! btw not all the characters are their usual genders. so if you dont realy like gender swaps then this probably isnt for you! but antways i hope you all enjoy! and by you all i once again mean you guys donnie!!

satire a joke help

this is a huge creepypasta/conspiracy this was made by me and Jewellayy she does awesome books tht arent like this mine arent like this either it was a random thing we created while texting enjoy pls dont let the goverment know about this we released classified info.

Cookie Monster is accidentally teleported to the wonderful world that is BNHA. Cookie Monster/Dabi (Dabookie) (the supreme ship) |Soulmate AU Ugh no flamez don't liek font read grrr 😡 rawr ❌ No preps allowed ❌