Cookiemonster Stories

HELP ME IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND CAPTURED BY "WEIRD" AL YANKOVIC this is satire and i am 100% not in "weird al" yankovic's basement

A heartwarming story about how a bad boy bully, Elmo, falls in love with the nerdy loser, Cookie Monster.

welcome to meme society, a society full of the most esteemed citizens, such as Sans, DIO, Shadow the Hedgehog, Shrek, and more! Experiencing the thrills of dramatic fight scenes like Goku VS Twilight Sparkle, and heartbreak through ships such as Trump X Kool-Aid Man. Such drama! Such intense emotions! This book has been nominated for best novel of 2069 by Naruto Uzumaki.

elmo is trying to get away from cookie monster!!!!!!!

Cookie and Hill were complete opposites. Cookie was a quiet, reserved Monster, but Hillary was an outgoing, adventurous Human. But when Hillary's obsession with the monster is unreturned, she starts to cough up chocolate chips, and then crumbs, and then full cookies. But she still can't let go. Will this story have a happy ending?

Cookie kept a secret for a long time and when she gets out she finally has to tell him THIS IS AN EMPIRE FAN FICTION

What would you do if your heart is confused? When Jodie moves to Smallville to be reunited with her aunt once again. She meets his step-cousin, Lex and step-uncle, Lionel. But when she meets her step-cousin's best friend, Clark, she falls deeply in love. Although, later on Clark finds someone else, all her heart does is break into pieces. And the person who brings those pieces back together is Lex.

....Don't question my actions

all elmo ever wanted was some "m***" ....but that autistic bish becky gets in his way all the time (his crush lol) ALSO BIG PLOT TWIST 😤😤😤😤 also featuring youtubers Danny gonzalez and drew gooden

Something is afoot on Sesame Street---the muppets are disappearing. Determined to find his friends, Elmo and his goldfish, Dorothy, investigate the once peaceful neighborhood to discover a terrifying secret that will lead them into a world of depravity.

Aru Shah's minor inconvenience escalates to absolute chaos. Read this if you're an aru shah fan you will love it Disclaimer: AI-generated This story is strictly made for joke purposes only, not to be taken seriously, so don't come hating

it was supposed to be a normal pizza van trip. it turned into a battle hazel levesque never asked for.

Mia Thorn is stuck having to go to her mother's childhood home, a massive mansion in London for the summer. Once at the mansion, she meets her grandparents from Spain, whom she has not seen in last five years; Mia also gets a surprise visit from her favorite uncle; and she meets the gardener's grandson, who seems to be oblivious to his own charms and good looks - Charlie. But even with all those people for Mia to catch up with- or in Charlie's case, get to know - she still thirsts for an adventure. Something that she dreams of, but doesn't think she'll ever get it. However, that desire for an adventure was finally fulfilled when she explored the attic and finds an old dusty box. A box filled with undisputed matters and worst of all, a possible murder. It's anything but a dream come true, it's Mia's worst nightmare. © CleaLopez

Elmo pounded into y/n, as you moaned his name. Cookie Monster heard your lustful screams and came barging into the room. How did I end up in this situation.... All credits to Joan Ganz Cooney, founder of Sesame Street, I do not own any of these characters.

You go to school with cookie monster and you have always hated him, and you can't even remember why. Then when your teacher assigns you to evaluate his project, who knows what will happen. this is completely a joke. me and my friend make this as a joke about another one of our friends but decided to make it a x reader.

just some pictures of me I like :)

this is a huge creepypasta/conspiracy this was made by me and Jewellayy she does awesome books tht arent like this mine arent like this either it was a random thing we created while texting enjoy pls dont let the goverment know about this we released classified info.

My first OneRepublic Fanfic! When one girl's wildest dreams come true her life gets turned upside down. But things don't go as perfectly as they all hoped. A Ryan Tedder story x Please comment, I'd love to know what you think and would love some advice :) FYI the timeline is pretty messed up and not a lot makes too much sense :)