Coolcat Stories

he liked to spend his time helping kids from bullies, he liked to spend his time listening to blood on the dance floor. he was considered cool, he was considered an emo freak. he ate his lunch with many friends, he ate his lunch in the bathroom, hiding from his peers. what would bring these two together? read this beautiful story of betrayal and romance to find out.

cool cat has fun with some kids

Smoothie boy, Eitan tries his best to impress The Pretty Princess, Yasmin with a rockin' first day when everything goes wrong! 🩷 Disclaimer I obviously don't own Bratz or their characters.

In this sequel/prequel to the cinematic classic "Cool Cat Saves The Kids," Cool Cat must save Daddy Derek, along with all of medieval Europe! After Daddy Derek is brutally murdered, Cool Cat learns the secret to time travel. Reaching into the past, must team up with Vivica A. Fox and Tommy Wiseau to ressurect Daddy Derek and save one third of Europe from dying a horrible death! "I will read nothing but Cool Cat to my children." -Ben Shapiro

I LITERALLY CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT COOL CAT AND MOMMA CAT I swear mai faworite cats in all of furry land owo I want cool cat to thrust his pelvis against my booty uwu (ANAL!) uwu

DANNY DEVITO X DEREK SAVAGE FAN FIC

Derek Savage is an accountant in a law firm during the 1980s. Life is swell until Derek receives news that a dangerous punk is patrolling the Mojave, skulking around like a dirty dog. It's up to Derek to put a stop to this outrageous man's machinations. Will he succeed, or will evil whoop good?

A prequel to the cinematic classic "Cool Cat Saves the Kids," Butch's True Backstory is the story of true happiness and heartbreak, diving deep into Butch's psyche and the horrifying truth as to why Daddy Derek has his guiter. (Okay, not really) Critics are raving, "Best Story of the Century" -Barry B Benson "I'm Never Gonna Give This One Up!" -Rick Astley "I can't bee-lieve I didn't find this earlier" -Adam "If this is literature nowadays, it's absolutely beautiful." -John Steinbeck Jr. "EEEEECK IT'S TRASH AN' I LOVE IT" -Danny deVito, director of Matilda "Truly an inspiration for all my future work. Great job!" Rick123, director of 2012: The End of Roblox

Ayyy lmao what's up we boutta go all da way back to wen Maria cummed to America that's rite you lil cummie sluts and furrballs we goin back to how it all started so join me, a Mexican family, an American family, and probably Augustus from Willy Wonka in this exciting adventure!1!1!!! Please note: this story will more than likely make you cry due to its probability of making you get rid of your OTP and making you have a new one.

ITS A story of a Cat Named Wali who was playing then went to sleep then woke up in a Mystery place will Wali escaped Find out in the Series of Cat life. There are going to be 4 BOOKS BUT I NEED 35 to 50 VIEW TO MAKE BOOK 2 Ok I hope u will like this

A short story of the two best beings in the world, and the perfect match, cool cat and Bryan. Heck, no one is out of Bryan's league. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cancer as a story.

idek yet, just making smth in word

a crack shipping fic where your Maria, and Cool Cat is your lover. This is gonna be bad.

Violet meets this weird neighbor Evan, who trys to get close to her, to close. One day she gets a note that says "you will be mine" confused she finds out things about Evan that she doesn't want to know. She continues to get notes one is the most chilling a death note. Someone dies,and lots of loud crys.

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