Coonandfriends Stories

The Coons are back at it again but their gonna be facing all kinds of danger Ships that will be included are Stendy, Kenrietta,Style ( a bit ), Kyman ( a bit ), Token x Nichole, Rebecca x Kyle and Creek 13 + This story is NOT CANON and this is just an au and not canon to the original story Lots of spelling and grammar mistakes ⚠️

TW-OPINIONS Stan Marsh is still with Wendy Testaburger but has feeling for another male, Kyle Brovlofski . He's not gay though, his feelings for Wendy are still there, but Kyle has been looking at him strangely, like how Eric Cartman looks at food or like how Kenny McCormick looks like money... But soon he has to put these feeling aside when professor Chaos( Butters Stotch) wreaks havoc on South Park. Will Stan and the rest of Coon and Friends be able to stop professor chaos? Can Stan get over Wendy?

Sylvia Stotch is Butters sister.When Sylvia is allowed to go to a public school again,she'll meet some interesting people. BTW the characters are all 17 but still play the stupid games they did when they were younger

Hailey was not a normal girl she was a neko but no one knew everyone thought her tail was a belt and she always wore a hat that showed her ear but everyone thought it was just like that,Hailey was also a singer and she is a leader of a ninja clan that three of those ninjas were her friends. Since Hailey is sweet,kind and shy how is she in the night? Read the book to find out and discover the new Hero Cat Singer.....

Tweek is Evan and Craig is Connor because fuck you (also Tweek is trans because smol anxious trans boysTM make my life worthwhile) Also, Cartman is Jared, Kenny is Zoe, and Butters is Alana, if he ends up being relevant- Tweek Tweak 'slipped' and fell out of a tree a month before junior year. He runs into Craig Tucker at school, who he hadn't spoken to since 4th grade and shit happens. A week after the Tucker boy cancelled himself, he wakes up back on the first day of the school year. Now he's trying to get Craig to realize something he doesn't even believe himself.....

kyle is kite alien from outer space, though none of his friends knows about this odd fact. during the night he finds himself becoming his alter ego 'the human kite', protecting the earth from threats but mostly protecting his quiet redneck town of south park while fighting his rival 'toolshed'. when kyle has taken off his costume, toolshed always gives a visit with a flirty tone. everything isn't so simple when a battle warship comes to earth, the pilot claiming to know the kite alien.

Idk I'm bored -taking requests-

Stan never planned to fall for rival. Hell, he was friends with his rival's ex boyfriend. Its wrong. And he knows that. But his heart only beats for the one boy. After another villain attack from Professor Chaos and his minions, Toolshed is left in a pool of blood, barely hanging onto life. And he would be dead if it wasn't for...Wait...Who saved him? He doesn't even know the incredibly handsome, breath taking, monotone man who saved him. But he's in for a long ride.

Stan and Kyle have always been Super Best Friends. But things are changing. Stan can't leave Wendy no matter how hard he tries, and his feelings for Kyle aren't helping the situation. Kyle's known he's liked Stan for years now, and that his feelings aren't being reciprocated, so he's decided to drown his sorrows with help from Kenny. (I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, REFERENCES, OR MUSIC.) HIGHEST RATING; #1 in k2. :))))))

I stand atop the Walgreens, looking over the streets of this sad town. The past two nights have been quiet, an eerie aura all around. It's starting to make me antsy. I need to stand by my post, ready to pounce whatever came out of these dark allies, if anything ever did. ~ A story about the Coon and Friends, and also the Freedom Pals. Will they ever make up? Will the Coon change the franchise plan to meet their needs? Will they ever get a Netflix series? Will Eric Cartman face the worst super villian of them all, himself? Well, let's find out.

This is a satiric oc/reader x south park. depending on how many people read this, the viewers will decide weather the reader gets with one of the characters or not. honestly I'm only writing this because I re-read a number of the fanfics and stories that I used to love, now they just piss me off because of the ammount of grammar mistakes. (I'm still really bad at grammar usage too, but not to that degree idk)

Coon and Friends aren't the only superheroes in South Park. A new hero has emerged in South Park's darkest hour. Is she a friend? Or a foe? Her choices determine the fate of not only South Park, but the fate of the superhero world.

A fanfiction starring (female) y/n. Based on the game south park: fractured but whole

A new adventure is waiting on Coon and Friends. The boys, who will turn eighteen soon, have to stop Professor Chaos from destroying the internet and Mysterion is leading them into the fight. But it is really not helpful when you fall for your biggest enemy...

It's a story about of course the coon and friends and also freedom pals. Human kite aka Kyle Broflovski is in love with his super best friend Stan Marsh. Aka Toolshed but Kyle doesn't know that he is also in love with toolshed because he's in love with the same person. (I Describe it the best I can)

Mysterion has returned along with the rest of Coon and Friends. A new villain has appeared with a great power. With a new villain plaguing South Park a new hero rose, the phantom. They stalked the streets of South Park to make sure crime wasn't down. As the news spreads a new kid arrives to South Park elementary. As the safety of the people is put in danger the new hero and the lone wolf mysterion grown and feeling are caught. ((Disclaimers: -I don't own South Park -I don't own the characters -nothing is mine -idk what you want -I made the cover art only using official art of mysterion -bro the story line isn't even mine)) My friend and I messed with ideas and the love aspect of this story follows the "love triangle" of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Which if you don't know goes like this Two kids 1 & 2 are hero's known as 1A & 2B 1 loves 2 ; 2 loves 1A but not 1; 2B loves 1A ; 1A loves 2 and not 2B And they can't reveal their identities blah blah cheesy story! This story was mostly made for laughs and so I'd have something to do at 2am (as of writing this this 3:58am) I'll make sketches for each chapter cover and have a generic character representing you the reader I will have my own hero costume for you along with a name but have room for you More Story disclaimers: -I won't write any smut bc they are 8-10 so like duh -I've only recently gotten into South Park (middle of last week) -I've only played the stick of truth -I've only watched 3 episodes with mysterion -I've only seen a few seasons -I'll write with what I know from that and stuff my friend has told me If I get any "cannon" details wrong feel free to call me out! Now without further ado I'm your writer T2 and this is probably gonna be a dumb love story with a hint of dumbass on steroids -if your reading this in the description here's a cookie 🍪 you can skip the first "chapter" since it's this copy pasted

First chapter published-> March 23rd 2023 Second chapter published-> March 6th 2023 Third and Fourth chapter published-> March 29th 2023 Fifth chapter published->March 30th 2023 Sixth chapter published->April 3rd 2023 Seventh and Eighth chapter published->April 7th 2023