Cornyjokes Stories

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Just corn.

Do you want to read some corny jokes? if yes lets get it on! :) This is taglish Jokes Please vote for my jokes✨

Just a book of joke and comebacks, feel free to use them.

Here's a "list" of Corny Jokes: if you don't get it say it in English (if you're tagalog) 😂 and i found these in google so yeah. I am sorry if this painfully "kills" you.. I am only doing this because I don't have inspiration for my story. --------------- Approved by @aomineivxii ----------------- This was made by a conversation of randomness

Its Sans-Sational

Set's of Jokes, Corny Jokes, Patama, Hugoats, at kahit ano pa. Basta korny :3 ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋ Please support this book. PLUG Please like/follow/add my account. Don't I'm not a snob type. :) I'll accept you :) FACEBOOK: Benedict C. Arpon (이지승) FACEBOOK PAGE: 이지승 "Benedict Arpon" INSTAGRAM: @benedict.arpon.1 TWITTER: @leejiseung123 KAKAOTALK: leejiseung123 LINE: leejiseung123 End of PLUG

So i was playing a pokemon game and i found a muk and you know what i said "OH FUCK A MUK"

I hope you use them and tell me in the comments of what do you thnk :D

These jokes are so bad they're good. Corny dad jokes may not be everyone's cup of tea, but they are a great way to lighten the mood and bring some laughter into your life. These Dad jokes are perfect for family gatherings, road trips, or even just to tell your coworkers at the water cooler. It's amazing how much joy can come from a simple play on words.

"You're impossible!" I yell at Ender's retreating back, not knowing if I'd rather scream at him or kick him. Both sound like good options right now. He turns around and flashes me a cocky grin, green eyes twinkling with mirth. "I can't be impossible. I exist! What you meant to say is, I'm improbable." He turns around and walks out the door. "See ya later, Maroon." "I-urg-YOU! You're giving me a headache" I scream at him. ~~♫|*|♫~~ Meet Scarlett Hanson, a determined, slightly cocky tomboy who doesn't know when to shut her mouth. She thought her life was perfect, until one day when she made a special wish on a shooting star. Meet Damion "Ender" Weston, the boy who thought HE was perfect. So what if he had no family!? He had himself, and that was enough. But all that changes when he meets Scarlett. Join Scarlett and Ender in this bad nickname, corny joke filled adventure, as the two unlikely friends meet and are brought together by one illegal wish and a special shooting star.

I couldn't resist anymore. This won't be updated as much as my main books. The art that I use aren't mine! All goes to their rightful owner

Gusto mo ba mapatawa ang kaibigan, crush, yung bf o gf mo?at para hindi ackward ang usapan niyo? ETONG LIBRO ANG SAGOT SA PROMLEMA MO!!! Mga iba't ibang corny jokes na sobrang (hindi) nakakatawa :-))

just some good pickup lines that can be used boy/girl and some comebacks that follow with the pickup lines. Also, there is some really corny, but funny, jokes.

"Do you know what my sweater is made out of?"