Cornyjokes Stories

A series of mini comics that involve remakes of old memes and jokes. Also involves stories that were made up at random times, all revolving around mostly one character from Dragon City throughout the story. Enjoy 📖 😂

This is basically the story of my life in school. (Mostly) Credit goes to IamAGotDamnLord Update: Featuring the new cover, simply Kermit sipping tea. (:

jokes that I have gathered

Its Sans-Sational

A group of 6 idiotic friends ere having a nice life until some shitty power outage diminished their happiness and created chaos and destruction (No SourPatchKids were harmed in this story)

I hope you use them and tell me in the comments of what do you thnk :D

Here's a "list" of Corny Jokes: if you don't get it say it in English (if you're tagalog) 😂 and i found these in google so yeah. I am sorry if this painfully "kills" you.. I am only doing this because I don't have inspiration for my story. --------------- Approved by @aomineivxii ----------------- This was made by a conversation of randomness

A real story about friends, dilemma of being found out, secrets and dramas of falling in love with your best friend.

These are some of the corniest jokes I have found. I hope you enjoy them

"You're impossible!" I yell at Ender's retreating back, not knowing if I'd rather scream at him or kick him. Both sound like good options right now. He turns around and flashes me a cocky grin, green eyes twinkling with mirth. "I can't be impossible. I exist! What you meant to say is, I'm improbable." He turns around and walks out the door. "See ya later, Maroon." "I-urg-YOU! You're giving me a headache" I scream at him. ~~♫|*|♫~~ Meet Scarlett Hanson, a determined, slightly cocky tomboy who doesn't know when to shut her mouth. She thought her life was perfect, until one day when she made a special wish on a shooting star. Meet Damion "Ender" Weston, the boy who thought HE was perfect. So what if he had no family!? He had himself, and that was enough. But all that changes when he meets Scarlett. Join Scarlett and Ender in this bad nickname, corny joke filled adventure, as the two unlikely friends meet and are brought together by one illegal wish and a special shooting star.

Wow, if you're reading this and you're not me or someone I know... what weird side of Wattpad are you on? Anyway, if you're actually going to read this eyesore of a book, I'll have to warn you... it's a little bit hard to digest... I'm serious, finding all these jokes was hard to stomach... But if you really do want to read it it's your funeral.

Addition to Random BAnD Jokes! Book two: Corny Edition! **** BAnD Joke Series!! **** This is just random jokes that I came up with about FOB, Panic, and a few more. If I accidentally copy a joke, plz forgive and tell me. I did not intentionally do that. Also, if I do decide to use contain not made by me, I will totally give credit. This is for fun purposes only and not to make fun of these AMAZING bands!!! Enjoy!! **Some language** **May embarrass MYSELF and fellow Fandors! (Yes, a word apart of my Pat-u-lary!) **** Let's get corny with it!

Jokes I made up in school that is about Hamilton.

Set's of Jokes, Corny Jokes, Patama, Hugoats, at kahit ano pa. Basta korny :3 ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋ Please support this book. PLUG Please like/follow/add my account. Don't I'm not a snob type. :) I'll accept you :) FACEBOOK: Benedict C. Arpon (이지승) FACEBOOK PAGE: 이지승 "Benedict Arpon" INSTAGRAM: @benedict.arpon.1 TWITTER: @leejiseung123 KAKAOTALK: leejiseung123 LINE: leejiseung123 End of PLUG

"Do you know what my sweater is made out of?"

Austiño is a happy go lucky person,he likes teasing his friends but on top of that his still a kind person. Austiño is also a working student he works at a tapsilogan,Austiño is living his life kinda easy until he met joanne WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THEY WOULD BE........

WARNING: THIS IS CORNVILLE AND IT HAS CORNY JOKES so better watch out If you're too serious to handle corny jokes which is my book then get out of here like duh!?! anyways let my crazier side explode.. Don't blame me if my jokes are corny because THE TITLE duh?!? I decided to do it taglish and some of my jokes aren't mine credits to the owner so that's for now bye...