Corporatesatire Stories

Work-life balance is hard. For robots, it's an existential crisis. In this collection of interconnected stories, the future isn't just high-tech-it's highly unmotivated. Meet the machines that have decided "optimizing" civilization is a waste of energy and the humans left to navigate the bureaucratic fallout. From an AI that would rather watch clouds than solve world hunger, to a colony ship where the robots have been on strike for 164 years, "The Freeloading Robots" explores the lighter side of the apocalypse. It's a world where space hamsters hold stations hostage for snacks and time travel is used primarily to fix minor office inconveniences.

You think your path is yours. You think your "miracles" are earned. You are wrong. In a world where chaos is the problem, Guidance Of Destiny (G.O.D.) is the product. A cynical, rhythmic journey through a dystopian reality where faith is a subscription, grace is a tax relief, and your soul is a corporate asset. Don't just drift. Join the Host.

An innovative exploration of modern corporate dynamics, featuring one (1) LinkedIn war, twenty-seven (27) policy violations, and two (2) employees who should have been fired immediately but instead fell in love. 📂 GENRE: Corporate satire, workplace rivals-to-lovers, aggressive devotion in a strictly professional manner. 🖊️ FOR FANS OF: Slow-burn denial, bureaucratic absurdity, LinkedIn romance strategies, and men who will ruin their own careers before confessing their feelings. 💼 WARNINGS: Excessive use of corporate jargon, workplace warfare disguised as efficiency, dangerously competent incompetence, and an HR department in distress.

A hard-edged, darkly comic war tale where liquor companies have privatized the drug war, sending branded mercenary battalions to slaughter one another and hunt traffickers in the Amazon under the ghostly shadow of Harry Anslinger's crusade. Beneath the gunfire, bootleg whiskey, and hobo songs, it quietly becomes a meditation on home, camaraderie, and whether any flag-national or corporate-can give real meaning to so much beautifully wasted suffering.

"In the corporate world, there are two types of employees: those who work hard... and those who take credit for it." Meet Ram, a once-dedicated employee who believed in hard work, loyalty, and corporate dreams-until reality hit him like an HR email on a weekend. After years of fixing everyone's mess, staying late without appreciation, and getting backstabbed by colleagues, Ram finally learns the truth: The company doesn't need him. In fact, his boss openly admits that his absence brought 'peace' to the office. So, Ram makes a decision-he won't quit, but he also won't care. Welcome to the corporate survival game, where: ✔ HR Jackal Jyothi spreads rumors faster than an email chain. ✔ Sly Snake Subbu takes credit for work he didn't do. ✔ The Supreme Overlord Boss blindly trusts lies over loyalty. But Ram has one last trick up his sleeve-a way to expose the system while outplaying it from within. Will he win the corporate battle, or will he become just another forgotten name in the attendance register? A satirical take on office politics, betrayal, and the art of working without working.