Corpsepaint Stories

From that one shit head that brought you Metallica Girls and Joey The Explorer, now out with a similar story to make you shit with giggles, Go Take Abbath. After a tragic divorce with his wife, Abbath becomes devastated and can I not live normally. Once his friend Demonz finds out he is able to help his friend but there is just one problem, Abbath still won't get a bath. For fans of previous stories, Immortal, or just black metal in general this is a funny read that will have you scratching your head and laughing your ass off at the stupidity. See the world of black metal, and extreme metal in general, in a different light than stereotypical. And always remember to go take Abbath and rust in the shower.

Y/n moves to the same town as the metal worthy legends Hunter Sylvester, Kevin Schlieb and Emily Spector. She struggles to make new friends with her gothic appearance but eventually gets the honour to meet skull flower. Y/n and hunter soon become inseparable when met. They become friends, more even.

cameron please don't read this i am deeply ashamed of it 💀