Costco Stories

Refine by tag:
costco
WpAddwalmart
WpAddfunny
costco
WpAddwalmart
WpAddfunny

67 Stories

  • That night at Costco by moonytoast1978
    moonytoast1978
    • WpView
      Reads 53
    • WpPart
      Parts 1
    A guy works at a coffee shop and accidentally joins a cult.
  • hes down im up by ilovechuuves
    ilovechuuves
    • WpView
      Reads 24
    • WpPart
      Parts 1
    jj is a boy with down syndrome and he goes to s new school because at his old school he got bullied ang got called slurs. when he goes to a new skl he meets the love of his life big justice. 💓💓 they have adventures tg
  • Percy Jackson goes to Target by hern___________
    hern___________
    • WpView
      Reads 149
    • WpPart
      Parts 6
    THIS IS A CRACKFIC. EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE OOC, SO PLEASE DON'T MURDER US WHEN YOU FIND THAT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING. THANK YOU. COVER ART IS NOT MINE. IMAGES WERE TAKEN FROM THE INTERNET AND SHOVED TOGETHER TO CREATE THE COVER. written by me ( @hern___________ ) and my friend joe theduck ( @xvXxxJoetheDuckxxXvx ) Percy Jackson goes to Target to buy one item. Unfortunately, one thing leads to another, and now, he's fighting for the good of the universe! Will our valiant hero succeed and save the universe, or will he fall and doom us all? Read the fic to find out! okay, okay, i'm sorry. here's a more accurate summary: percy jackson goes to target and commits several felonies before trying to save the universe or something FEATURING: Our favorite hero, PERCY JACKSON! His reliable sidekick, POISONOUS FOOD DYE! His worst enemy, [insert villain here]! The bane of the universe- alright, alright, shut up mr casting list. anyways, NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE (ours). um... wait, no, all of the characters are ours EXCEPT FOR PERCY. or something. We own all the characters except Percy Jackson, Chaos, and Poseidon. hahahahahahahahahaha
  • War Propoganda Against the Costco Gummies! by _GummyWorms_
    _GummyWorms_
    • WpView
      Reads 119
    • WpPart
      Parts 2
    Join our war between the Gummy Worms and Costco Gummies, and see why we are the side you should join!
  • Justice Wears a Thong by CVNicholls
    CVNicholls
    • WpView
      Reads 174
    • WpPart
      Parts 13
    This silly comedy follows super spy, Courtney, as she takes on some of the worst villains the world has to offer. Cheesy one liners? Yup. Tons of action? Yup. Twists and turns? Yup. Surprise ending that will make you want your wasted time back? Yup, this story has it all. So hilariously bad it may just make you question literacy.
  • Magus: The Cost of Living by TheRealSapz
    TheRealSapz
    • WpView
      Reads 39
    • WpPart
      Parts 11
    Magus, a popular magician takes a break during one of his many performances using real magic, but gets ambushed by a gang only looking for money. They proceed to shoot him in the face so many times that there is an entire gaping hole left in it. With the little bit of magic he had left, he put all his life force into his hat and fused it together with his body, adding a pair of eyes. He soon would get up and try to go into a store for glasses due to his poor vision with eyes made of 1% of his magic. He didn't realize he wandered into an abandoned Costco, in which the gang was using as a secret base of operations. Stuck, he decides on the only thing he could do, and that he wanted to do. Get revenge. (This is an official rerelease by the original author of this story, me, on my own personal account instead of the shared one with my friend. Most of it is unaltered, but a bonus chapter that was supposed to tie into another project that never really happened has been removed and some stuff has been slightly tweaked. I made this way back when I was just a young teen, so my writing has improved much since but I hope you enjoy it anyways.)
  • Eye Contact - Costco by thatcoolmomwhowrites
    thatcoolmomwhowrites
    • WpView
      Reads 9
    • WpPart
      Parts 1
    Kinda liked the first one. Thought maybe I'd connect them and make a story? Like a universe of people who all have these "love at first sight moments"? I don't know haha
  • Justsplash x Costco Chicken Bake by tratmelaiofngjopgae
    tratmelaiofngjopgae
    • WpView
      Reads 24
    • WpPart
      Parts 1
    In this intimate, emotional story follows a big young Justin Pham and the romantic conflicts between the Costco Chicken Bake. Read along to unravel the heart-wrenching, erotic, and intimate story of Justsplash x Costco Chicken Bake.[Fanfic] [Smut] [18+] [Enemies to Lovers] [Yaoi] [Hatefuck] [Revenge] [Vore]
  • blogging through my  divorce by FarrelBenson
    FarrelBenson
    • WpView
      Reads 235
    • WpPart
      Parts 2
    Hi I'm Farrel Benson. Highschool musical lover, tech nerd, and kind man. Also ex-husband of an interesting lady. Stories from my weird life. (my therapist made me do this)
  • Costco Water Bottles in Canada (2026 Guide) by Liamr000
    Liamr000
    • WpView
      Reads 6
    • WpPart
      Parts 1
    Costco water bottles refer to both reusable drinkware (insulated stainless steel and BPA-free plastic bottles) and bulk packaged bottled water products, most commonly sold under the Kirkland Signature brand.
  • what if we met at a costcos chicken nugget booth by acatalepticCatalogue
    acatalepticCatalogue
    • WpView
      Reads 50
    • WpPart
      Parts 1
    random costco samples person meets wealthy lady. they proceed to get... married? inspired by a tiktok (aww shit here we go again) https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRWEGe7V/
  • Costco Airline Booking Help - Canada by samsmith1042
    samsmith1042
    • WpView
      Reads 7
    • WpPart
      Parts 1
    Simple guidance for Costco airline booking, cruises, and vacation packages for Canadian travelers. Toll-free: 1-888-269-5411 Blog: https://airlinebookingcostco.blogspot.com/
  • Finding Your Roots by marrrmaid
    marrrmaid
    • WpView
      Reads 576
    • WpPart
      Parts 7
    Atara was just in such a good place after finding out her acceptance in Ateneo de Manila University. The thing is, she's half way around the world. The thing to do now is move to The Philippines away from her family and start to get comfortable with her aunt's family.
  • 1,000 Ways To Die In A Costco by pi_guy314
    pi_guy314
    • WpView
      Reads 140
    • WpPart
      Parts 9
    Just a fun story about people being trapped in a Costco and killing each other over toilet paper. And if you call right now, you'll get a second ShamWow for FREE! (just pay separate processing and handling) A mischievous detective has to find the killer, if there even is one. Welcome to Night Vale, by the way.