Costco Stories

Hi I'm Farrel Benson. Highschool musical lover, tech nerd, and kind man. Also ex-husband of an interesting lady. Stories from my weird life. (my therapist made me do this)

When Zane, his family, and everyone else have to go to Costco to buy things in bulk, free samples may not be up to par in this hilarious story of what it's like having to live with two older brothers and an overprotective mom.

It all started with the one Costco sample.

Magus, a popular magician takes a break during one of his many performances using real magic, but gets ambushed by a gang only looking for money. They proceed to shoot him in the face so many times that there is an entire gaping hole left in it. With the little bit of magic he had left, he put all his life force into his hat and fused it together with his body, adding a pair of eyes. He soon would get up and try to go into a store for glasses due to his poor vision with eyes made of 1% of his magic. He didn't realize he wandered into an abandoned Costco, in which the gang was using as a secret base of operations. Stuck, he decides on the only thing he could do, and that he wanted to do. Get revenge. (This is an official rerelease by the original author of this story, me, on my own personal account instead of the shared one with my friend. Most of it is unaltered, but a bonus chapter that was supposed to tie into another project that never really happened has been removed and some stuff has been slightly tweaked. I made this way back when I was just a young teen, so my writing has improved much since but I hope you enjoy it anyways.)

the kids from evangelion go to costco. that is all.

Just a fun story about people being trapped in a Costco and killing each other over toilet paper. And if you call right now, you'll get a second ShamWow for FREE! (just pay separate processing and handling) A mischievous detective has to find the killer, if there even is one. Welcome to Night Vale, by the way.

random costco samples person meets wealthy lady. they proceed to get... married? inspired by a tiktok (aww shit here we go again) https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRWEGe7V/

A guy works at a coffee shop and accidentally joins a cult.

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Magus, a popular magician takes a break during one of his many performances using real magic, but gets ambushed by a gang only looking for money. They proceed to shoot him in the face so many times that there is an entire gaping hole left in it. With the little bit of magic he had left, he put all his life force into his hat and fused it together with his body, adding a pair of eyes. He soon would get up and try to go into a store for glasses due to his poor vision with eyes made of 1% of his magic. He didn't realize he wandered into an abandoned Costco, in which the gang was using as a secret base of operations. Stuck, he decides on the only thing he could do, and that he wanted to do. Get revenge.

Love My Costco

Kinda liked the first one. Thought maybe I'd connect them and make a story? Like a universe of people who all have these "love at first sight moments"? I don't know haha

Atara was just in such a good place after finding out her acceptance in Ateneo de Manila University. The thing is, she's half way around the world. The thing to do now is move to The Philippines away from her family and start to get comfortable with her aunt's family.

It all started when she was just a wee child. Being an all around litty boi and eating Costco hotdogs everyday.

In this story I write how I feel on the day I feel it.