Cottagecheese Stories

this is basically my way of saying, "stop fucking making the time I got reincarnated as this the time I got reincarnated as that" WELL FUCK YOU THIS IS THE TIME I GOT REINCARNATED AS A PARASITIC BITCH. jk this is a parody btw of the stupid genre so please leave comments making fun of it with me as I write this shit show of a book!

My best friend Mary Catherine loves cottage cheese and me being the best friend that I am have decided to ship them and write fluffy fanfic about them until they become canon.

Cottage cheese

This book was made to admire the greatness of c h e e s e Cheese is pog Cheese is queen Cheese is king Cheese is everything Cheese is nothing Cheese is cheese Cheese is the superior food We have things like mozzarella, cheese, feta, Camembert, etc (The wonderful cheese photos are not mine by the way)

The 'Cottage Cheese' series is a building collection of imaginative stories I hope will brighten up your day.

A romantic story where sour cream and Kimberly's hand make contact for the first time and knew they were soulmates... :)

I don't even eat cottage cheese