Countolaf Stories

Selena Strauss has been living with her aunt Justice Strauss next to her neighbour Count Olaf for years and has never met the strange so called 'talented actor'. Being a person with a strong passion for music and a never wavering calmness and kindness,she has lived a peaceful life with no such interactions with her neighbour which she has heard of to be cruel and deceiving. What happens when the Baudelaire' s come to take up residence in Count Olaf's home? Will friendships and love interests arise? And What happens when she finally meets Count Olaf? Will she be able to create a difference in the series of unfortunate events that are to arise in the baudelair's lives? Hey you! Yeah you I hope you Don't mind the description hehe I'm not good at this first book thing but let's go through this train wreck together OK. Yeah.........JUST DO IT. Disclamer: I only own my character Selena Strauss. Nothing else. Credits go to the amazing author Lemony Snicket. This book is for fun, please don't steal my content. I'll find you.

I'm sorry to say that the story you are looking at is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about a very unlucky young woman and her three siblings. Even though they are all charming and clever, the Baudelaire siblings seemed to lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first page of this book when they are at the beach and receive terrible news, continuing through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune. In the midst of this misery and misfortune, Ashlyn seemed to find an unlikely companion and form of comfort. In this short book alone, the young woman and three youngsters encounter a seemingly greedy repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast. It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, my research is not yet complete so I cannot say if these miserable events continue, but nothing is stopping you from this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket I'm in the process of editing this book any chapter title written like ◽The ???? ???? Part ???◽ has been edited. I don't own any o the characters except Ashlyn. Count Olaf X OC

"I think we should do it." said Rowan quietly as the man opened the door. "Okay." said Violet. "But who are you?" gasped Isadora, sliding into the taxi. The man took a breath. "My name is Lemony Snicket, and I am here to take you away." Would the story of A Series of Unfortunate Events change if there was another orphan to help the Baudelaires and Quagmires? Rowan White has lived with Count Olaf for three years, and his life has been boring, repetitive, and violent. Until the Baudelaires come... Words: 30,444

I haven't seen much of these around so I decided to make one. Don't judge me and enjoy

Just some short stories for the Snicket Coffee shop, connected to a small bookshop where many people come to relax... or at least try to when drama doesn't ensue.

Even renowned actor Count Olaf has his problems, too. After having reoccurring dreams and hallucinations about the Radio Demon, Alastor, he is sent into a spiral. But does he finally find his answers in Hell, or is it all just a joke?

In the universe of A Series of Unfortunate Events, six characters relive moments in their history. A Series of Unfortunate Events belongs to Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler.

Rebeca Snicket was the youngest and only child in the Snicket family. She was a little older than 12, smart, creative and stubborn, a word which here means "a person who often founds herself left out and finds difficult to socialize". One day she decides to get into the Baudelaire's series of unfortunate events, founding herself in situations she was never before... UNFINISHED Not updates anymore

Esmé Squalor and Count Olaf is gazing upon the stars.

～• 𝐌𝐀𝐏 𝐀𝐑𝐓 ﹕ 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐏𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐂 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ﹙𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙢𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙭 𝙛𝙚𝙢！𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧﹚

i havent done this one and it was one of my favorites growing up the count olaf in this is based off the neil Patrick Harris version. Eliza Snicket was at the beach with her friends the baudelaires when mr poe told them and her that since she lived next door to them her house burned down as well as theirs and her father Jacques snicket could be dead. her mother died long ago. and since mr poe could not find any of her relatives being her uncle lemony that was wanted for murder and her aunt kit that was in hidding, she would go along with the baudelaires to their new guardian count olaf. eliza is the same age as violet. please i urge you for your own sake do not read this, look away, and forget this story but as for me i must write the unfortunate tale of Eliza Snicket.

The Baudelaire's find them at another guardian's house, one with a strange twist. Will they be able to evade Count Olaf and find out what is happening with this family? Find out inside.

"is this mama mia 2? cause here we go again!" -carlos from hsmtmts honestly this book is only here because I found more memes most of these are probably repeats because it's hard to keep track of all the memes

Where the Baudelaire children go to Forks, Washington for their next guardian, hoping Count Olaf doesn't kill them. During Violet's journey, also called her life, she meets Jasper Cullen. Will they become something more than friends? Or will Count Olaf ruin everything again? Keep reading to find out...

❝❛𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻, 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽? 𝓦𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓷𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓴, 𝓸𝓻 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹.❜❞ ㊋㊋㊋㊋ After the awful events at Lucky Smells Lumbermill, Mr. Poe, an extremely unhelpful banker, takes the Baudelaire siblings to Prufrock Preparatory School, thinking putting them in an educational environment will solve their problems, also known as Count Olaf. There, they meet the Quagmire siblings, three quadruplets with a backstory suspiciously similar to their own. Together, they begin looking into the mystery that has plagued both sets of siblings since the deaths of their parents. But of course, nothing stays safe in the Baudelaires' world for long, and Count Olaf, also known as their problems, isn't far behind. Halfway between the bleak beginning to their story and the enigmatic end, Count Olaf and his troupe chase the Baudelaires to four more locations, each more far-flung than the last. But the mystery was never solved at Prufrock Prep, and it continues to chase the Baudelaires as they try to put a stop to Count Olaf's new schemes - schemes that are somehow even more despicable than before. ㊋㊋㊋㊋ Contains scenes from The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, and The Carnivorous Carnival. I don't own A Series of Unfortunate Events or any of its characters or plots. I only own the characters Millie Baudelaire, Sarah Quagmire, and Mary Haddock. All other rights go to Daniel Handler and Netflix. If you see someone using my characters, please let me know.

Alison Aterra is Klaus Baudelaires best friend. they've been best friends since birth because they share a birthday. but Alison has a secret. She likes Klaus. When the Baudelaire mansion burns down with the Baudelaire and Aterra parents inside. Alison and the Baudelaires go to live with a man named Count Olaf. will feelings be revealed or will they be kept secret? Combination of the movie and the Netflix series

After the untimely deaths of their Uncle Monty and Aunt Josephine, Mr. Poe deems it unsafe for the Baudelaire orphans to stay with another new guardian and places the children in a juvenile detention center in the middle of nowhere, supposedly far away from the wicked Count Olaf. But are they truly safe?

The Bauldelaires go at Hogwarts. It is the only place Mr. Poe found that accepted the children. No other schools would take them, they said they were too full. The Bauldelaires meet the golden trio and become friends. They all go through a series of unfortunate events.

Dear Reader, I'm sorry to say that the story you are about to read is not pleasant nor is it fun or jolly. If you would rather read a story that is fun, jolly, pleasant, full of good things, then do not read any farther. This story is the story of Lila, an orphan who's fate I'm sorry to say may be worse than the Baudelaire's ever could have been.