Cover-made-in-mspaint Stories

Takes place before the events of Shrek, but just after the events of The Grinch who Stole Christmas An ogre with a mysterious past and a passion for cooking. A fluffy criminal, just out of the hospital, discovering feelings. Shrek shows up at The Grinch's door, looking for a place to stay. It would be expected that they don't get along. But when the green guys have layers, unexpected things happen.

Writing something after using a random word generator for the title. Probably won't finish, I'm just bored right now.