Stella18101995
I was just minding my business, burning a -10 star rated novel, when my sister threw my report card at me and I - accidentally - fell out of a 12th floor window.
The good news? I didn't die.
The bad news? I woke up as PRIMO PARKER. The jealous, dramatic, canon-fodder Young Master of a Parker household full of certified lunatics.
Three uncles who are either reading newspapers or calling ambulances at inappropriate times. A butler with the emotional range of a disappointed parent. A suitcase-dragging "nephew" who's ALSO a transmigrator. And an author named Milli who is very clearly making things up as she goes.
The novel said I'd be punished, humiliated, and eventually discarded.
I said: NOT TODAY.
I'm rich, I'm (technically) the main character of my own survival arc, and I refuse to play the villain.
...The uncles, however, have other plans.