Crack Stories

Forsaken x Male!Reader| Ever since you were a kid, people treated you like a outcast. You felt sorrow, you felt weird someone watched and smiled in the darkness. Now people want to be around you, while you want to be around those who didn't left you behind... And maybe a god or two.

(Y/N) is a mysterious boy with a mysterious past. He knows nothing about who he is and where he comes from, but who the hell cares about that? He sure doesn't. All (Y/N) cares about is staying by the woman who took him in: Misako, the wife of the villainous Lord Garmadon. Things take a turn, however, when he and Misako run into the famous Ninja team, which Misako's son is a part of. The two decide to stick around with the Ninja, bringing (Y/N) on a whole lot of adventures, which may lead him to discover who he truly is, whether he even wants to know or not. (Kai x Male Reader) Note: I do not own Ninjago or its characters. All rights belong to their official owners. Cover Credit: better-ninjagozine on Tumblr

just a few stories about Cale mostly. requests are allowed, just i do have boundaries and can't do them all. all right thank you. okay, so here's like the ao3 version of like tagging: * Sometimes there's shipping, its mostly from requests. * There's a lot of angst stuff. Like suicide, blood, alcohol, smoking, abuse and more. * I am bad at trigger warnings. I've got like. one or two. * There is also crack. * There's a bit of everything. * Shit writing, okay writing, anything.

★^Sweet as tea^★ - it takes so long to get to my house To take me out><!! 2nite I'm gonna give you all my loveee!! In the back seat X3 Bubble Pop! Electric! Most impressive Rating?: #97 on Crack! #9 ON CRACK!! #4 ON BLOCK TALES! #22 ON ROBLOX!!

Beyond the reach of time lies the Realm of Erysia, A place where even fate, time, and death bow before the Gods. Pirates. Marines. Revolutionaries. Civilians. Legends from different eras. All are summoned to witness a future they were never meant to see. The dead walk once more. Forgotten bonds are reunited. Long-buried truths begin to unravel. And as the curtains rise... The world will bear witness to the extraordinary journey of the crew destined to change history forever. The Future Pirate King's Crew. ✦ ───────────── ✦

❛⁠❛mummy mujhe shaadi nahi karni . ⁠୨⁠୨ ..... Ishan Kishan , a 25 year old ,living with his mother who has been pressuring him to get married. However, getting married was not something he had in his bucket list . But all this came to a halt , when he met Shubman Gill. A 27 year old man , As his supposed fiance arranged by his mother. And Their life is about to change forever after entangling their fates in The Arranged Marriage. _________________________ Trigger warning: The story contains bxb . _________________________ Writer's note: I am just a novice here and my writing skills are average at most , however I will try my best to write nicely. (Ps : English isn't my first language so please don't expect there won't be any grammar or structural mistakes . ) @raesurmise

Term has barely started, and Harry Potter's fourth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry isn't looking to be a particularly friendly one. Harry loses the faith and trust of the school as he is forcibly entered into the Triwizard Tournament by an unknown person. Finally tired of the judgement, jealousy and direct hatred towards him, Harry decides that acting like his mother isn't going to be enough anymore. His name was Harry James Potter for a reason.

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already

Due to some utter bullshit, Kiyotaka Ayanokouji has been appointed Student Council President of ANHS. Now he has to deal with a mountain of paperwork and reports from students all across the school. Can't be THAT bad, right? However, the higher-ups, not considering his love of the mundane, wanting to bring a bit more order to this institution called ANHS and use him as their mouthpiece, order him to write up and post missives on the bulletin board outside the student council room, calling out specific individuals, giving notices of happenings in the school and school policy changes. The bulletin board will be updated weekly, which should be... Uh... Fine...

This is an era wherein Royalty married amongst kin in belief that it kept the line pure. Where common folk would rather pray to unseen Gods than to trust medications to cleanse them of ill. Where knights believed themselves noble when they behead a peasant for simply tarnishing a merchant's silk. And yet, when he claimed himself a Dragon in human skin, they dare dub him delusional. Incorrigible, the lot of them! Or- When one world loses its dragons and another is at the brink of having the same fate befall it at the same time, Death opens its gates a tiny bit in pity, just enough for one soul to quietly slip through into another world. One world may have no need for dragons, but another one is definitely desperate for them. And Glaurung would be a fool to not grasp this opportunity for his whole race.

A collection of Haikyuu!! one-shots featuring your favorite volleyball boys. Fluff, romance, angst, jealousy, comfort, chaotic moments, first dates, late-night conversations, and everything in between. Whether they're setting the ball, chasing victory, or quietly falling in love, every story has a different side of your favorite players. One chapter. One scenario. One little story at a time. Welcome to the court. Try not to fall in love. 🏐♡ (All the boys here are my favorite)

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❝Ici, votre sécurité est notre priorité absolue.❞ ❝Tsk, on dirait plutôt que ça ne vous intéresse pas du tout.❞ Blocktales, Genocide route.

With the underground finally free, Sans the comedic prankster, wanted a nap. Except this time, Sans would find himself in quite the pickle. A purple portal, the gaze of countless eyes staring endlessly into his hollow skull. Tired, Sans decides to ignore it. Yet fate doesn't wait for a slacker who is only there for banter. ------------------------------------------------ My first fanfic, Feedback is appreciated I use tool assisted apps to help edit my grammar.

While running away from an angry mob. Naruto found some magic jewelry. with small creatures. How will this affect his journey. Will Naruto become a great hero. Or will he fail.

Snowdrop • Gallanthus Nivalis Meaning: Hope, New Beginnings, Overcoming Challenges. One of the first blooms in spring ᠃ ⚘᠂ ⚘ ˚ ⚘ ᠂ ⚘ ᠃ {Part One of the Wanderer Series} 9 -15 Doctor x OC [My measly take on the popular Timejumper from another world trope!]

Just weird kpop ideas (no I will not be talking about controversies). Updates will come whenever I have something interesting to talk about.

These are all short one shots fan fic I do on my spare time. Ranging from meet cute to funny daily moment. This is also multi fandom to so it you want to, I can take request.

I've been writing too many oneshots connected to family (what do you expect found family is my favourite trope). So I decided why not couple this all into one book. This book will include any type of TayNew family, including any of the potential TayNew kids (I know that they are constantly changing and I have seen debate over who can be classified as a TayNew kid and who isn't. For the sake of this book literally anyone can be TayNew's kid). AS ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THIS IS PURELY FICTIONAL. I'M NOT TRYING TO FORCE THESE ACTORS INTO ANY SORT OF BUBBLE. THESE ARE JUST INTERACTIONS THAT I THINK ARE CUTE AND WOULD LOVE TO SEE.

"OK!! listen up gays ,straight ,homos and bros I'm the manager of bastard muchen, and some of you know I won't hesitate to slime ur ass if u try me" "WTF" in which the neo egoist league begins and so is the needs of managers for each team, and so be it that our dear y/n becomes the manager of bastard muchen after having to survive them as their manager during the u-20. would she A. crash out and slime out everyone in that building B. A or C. continue working for the big banks read to find out innnnn 🥁🥁🥁 𝑾𝑻𝑭 ──────⊹⊱✫⊰⊹────────────⊹⊱✫⊰⊹────────────⊹⊱✫⊰⊹────────────⊹⊱─ this book is a fanfic+a chatfic mixed together there will be some ocs and more info in the disclaimer chapter so pls read it and lastly blue lock is gay and doesn't belong to me it belongs to KaneShiro and if any art if used it belongs to the owner not me EXCEPT the cover I made it 😇