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What do you do when you're the Boy Who Lived... and you want absolutely nothing to do with it? Harry Potter never asked for fame, fans, or the weight of a prophecy. So he does what any self-respecting eleven-year-old chaos gremlin would do-he fakes his own identity with the help of goblins, reinvents himself as Hadrian Riddle, and enters Hogwarts ready to enjoy life his way. But Hogwarts isn't ready for him. With a growing inner circle of oddballs, pranksters, and confused purebloods, Hadrian navigates classes, house rivalries, magical secrets, and the occasional dance-off, all while pranking the entire wizarding world and accidentally becoming more beloved than he ever intended. Dumbledore thinks love will save him. The Weasley twins think he's their dark lord. Silvia thinks he's a god. Vicky is dealing with an Identity Crisis. Snape is still obsessed with Lily. And Hadrian? He just wants snacks and a nap. Let the chaos begin. Going to introduce you too some very popular content creators who do Harry Potter. Enjoy

"Yo... you were right," Ahsoka said between sniff as she pull out of the hug. "about Aiden." Padmé frown. "Did something happen between the two of you?" Ahsoka nodded, and with a shaky breath, she blurted out. "He cheated on me." "Oh, Ahsoka." Padme said sadly and she hug her again. But, as she hug her, Padme felt something she hadn't felt in years. Rage. ----- Ahsoka's ex thought he could cheat on her, break her heart, and get away with it Her family proves him wrong.

━━━━━ male!husband x 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader ↳ ❝ LET'S GET MARRIED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. ❞ || In a huge drunken blunder, you end up finding yourself married to a handsome stranger. Moving in together seems like the next logical step, but hey, what's a marriage without its fair share of marital woes? HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in humor #1 in satire #1 in crack

Yandere!Forsaken x Male!Reader You've been somewhat famous since several incidents at your school, but the one that broke you the most was the disappearance of your best friend who almost no one hung out with. You've tried several ways to get him back, not until you got run over and entered a strange place where your friend is there, and maybe some people who are going to fall in love with you for a quite Ｕｎｈｅａｌｔｈｙ Ｏｂｓｅｓｓｉｏｎ.

My collection of DFO Oneshots because I love the theory about Hisashi Midoriya being AFO. The Oneshots will contain: Canon? Yesn't. A sprinkle of angst, fluff, and crack. Momma Inko smacking the fuck outta her husband. And Izuku being done with everything. He needs a break. (For more info check out the content overview!) - Cross-posted on Ao3 as "His precious Emerald || Dad For One Oneshots" - 27/30 Oneshots completed (+ extra chapters)

Danny happened to save a metal cat from a fight with Cujo and now ever since then all of these mini robots keep showing up in his town and spying on him (not very secretively). Now he's got to deal with six mini-mechs and their overprotective twenty-two-foot-tall caretaker... What has his afterlife come to? Or: After a routine scouting mission leaves one of the mini-cons injured, they end up getting help from an unusual source. Since that day, the small cassettes have been obsessed with this human who stared them down and for some reason, took it upon himself to try and help. Maybe Soundwave has room for one more mini-con in his ranks after all.

The Battle Cats are sent to a post-apocalyptic world in their journey to conquer the multiverse. What do they do next? Conquer it! Obviously!! The world must know of the cuteness of cats!!!! Go, Battle Cats!!! Save (conquer) the humanity that was forced into hiding inside an underground city!

Phighting Self-Insert isekai no one asked for Em, or Connie, a slightly above-average person-- a lazy genius at its best, gets sent to phighting and decides to do what they've always wanted to do. Befriend all of her favorite characters! Although, his journey wouldn't be entirely smooth-sailing.

Wei Wuxian rescues a small bunny and gave it to Lan Wangji, as the two nursed it back to health!

(Crack fic) LJTANAGUCHI, the precursor of reaction fics, has a slight change of heart towards his own creation. Explore the unbecoming sensation of nonsensical plot as it creepily becomes reality.

A schizophrenic, lonely ,middle aged poet finds an unexpected foreign love in Paris... but not who you'd expect... *karl not included*

Felix just wanted to make a drama club groupchat But he was given the wrong numbers and now he has 7 random guys being idiots on the groupchat This certainly made life more interesting ANGST, FLUFF, CRACK AND EVEN MORE ANGST MWAHAHAHA

❝YOU WILL NEVER BE UNLOVED BY ME.❞ 〓⋮ ⤷𝐪𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐡𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫. There's a billion people on this planet that Yin Zheng could bother, but for some reason, he chose you. A poor choice, really, when the object of his affection couldn't care less. Anyone else might have backed off by now, but he refuses to loosen his grip. Even left aching and lovesick by your indifference, he won't surrender the feeling, no matter how badly it consumes him - and even if you put him in a state of lovelorn.

Jisoo Hong lost his childhood memories because of what happened to him in the states until bumalik sya sa Pilipinas. Maalala nya pa kaya si Min? Ang lalaking naging parte ng buhay nya way back in highschool?

Snowdrop • Gallanthus Nivalis Meaning: Hope, New Beginnings, Overcoming Challenges. One of the first blooms in spring "The first time we met do you remember?" She does. Under a blazing fire that was supposed to be the sky. Side by side with him covered in the ashes of his foes and her soaked in her own blood. She was terrified, she remembered. She just died after all and it looks like she ended up in hell... but when his glowing hand held hers and his big sad eyes that longed for stars, looking at her like he finally found them. Suddenly, she knows this hell wouldn't be so bad if she was with him. "Yours or Mine?" He remembers his just as vivdly. He landed on some snow-covered plains of Earth. Stumbling half out of his box, grieving and broken. Terrified he was, of what he had done. Guilt bearing down on him. Yet, when a frail hand held his and sparkling tears fell for him. Only for him. He knew instantly, he would never feel hopeless because heaven has sent him stars. "Hmmm.. Was there even any difference?" ".. Its pretty much the same. If you think about it." ᠃ ⚘᠂ ⚘ ˚ ⚘ ᠂ ⚘ ᠃ {Part One of the Wanderer Series} 9 -15 Doctor x OC [My measly take on the popular Timejumper from another world trope!]

A compilation of crack fanfiction written out of boredom by college students using their final goopy braincells under the pressure of a 3 minute timer. Fandoms include Fnaf, Sonic the hedgehog, Breaking bad, DC, Good Omens, Hazbin Hotel and other memes and random stuff.

Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories. The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient. They have no idea they're in a video game. To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.

Zaffiro (Ziyu), a Fine Arts major in Painting student who knows how to hack just to get money. One day, due to financial problems, he decided to return to his old habit - scamming people. Little did he know that the guy he scammed was none other than the son of the most successful and well-known person in the Philippines, Trix (Tian Xuning).

"Dang it, Shidou, I have to fix your suit again? Stop getting the anti-riot measures activated!" In which you, the genius engineer at 17, stepped into a world full of sweaty, determined, and attractive boys. All of which played football like their life depended on it. Disclaimer in first chapter. Cover is made by me on Canva, background picture is from Pinterest. DO NOT COPY my story.