Crack Stories

Where Bang Chan creates a group chat with some people he meets in university, hoping they could all be one big happy friend group, and everything goes right, and nothing goes wrong. Totally. [Also known as: Chan accidentally playing cupid for himself and the rest of his friend group] (2min, Chanlix, Hyunbin and HanIN because hear me out these combinations can cook and have so much fic potential)

"You've never kissed anyone?" Sunghoon asked Sunoo. Sunoo threw a sock at him. "No. And stop saying it like it's a crime." "It is a crime. You're pretty. People should be paying to kiss you." Sunoo's face burned. "Shut up." Sunoo scowled. "Maybe I'm waiting for the right person." Sunghoon snorted. "The right person isn't just gonna fall out of the sky, Sunoo." "Well, neither is *your* dignity, but here we are." Sunghoon gasped, clutching his chest like he'd been shot. "Cruel. Cruel!!!!" And then, because Sunghoon was *Sunghoon*, and said- "Just kiss me then." Rankings #️⃣🎖️🏆 #1 - mẹ 🎖️ #1 - just 🎖️ #1 - riki🎖️(2nd July 2027) #3 - Crack🎖️ #5 - Bickering #7 - sunsun #12 - Fluffiness #16 - kiss #23- Enhypen #27- Engene

Wrong number but this time it's Danny phantom and the bat fam

(Y/N) is a mysterious boy with a mysterious past. He knows nothing about who he is and where he comes from, but who the hell cares about that? He sure doesn't. All (Y/N) cares about is staying by the woman who took him in: Misako, the wife of the villainous Lord Garmadon. Things take a turn, however, when he and Misako run into the famous Ninja team, which Misako's son is a part of. The two decide to stick around with the Ninja, bringing (Y/N) on a whole lot of adventures, which may lead him to discover who he truly is, whether he even wants to know or not. (Kai x Male Reader) Note: I do not own Ninjago or its characters. All rights belong to their official owners. Cover Credit: better-ninjagozine on Tumblr

Forsaken x Male!Reader| Ever since you were a kid, people treated you like a outcast. You felt sorrow, you felt weird someone watched and smiled in the darkness. Now people want to be around you, while you want to be around those who didn't left you behind... And maybe a god or two.

just a few stories about Cale mostly. requests are allowed, just i do have boundaries and can't do them all. all right thank you. okay, so here's like the ao3 version of like tagging: * Sometimes there's shipping, its mostly from requests. * There's a lot of angst stuff. Like suicide, blood, alcohol, smoking, abuse and more. * I am bad at trigger warnings. I've got like. one or two. * There is also crack. * There's a bit of everything. * Shit writing, okay writing, anything.

A cold creepy voice seeped into Utahime's soul..., bypassing her ears entirely, whispering a chilling promise: "When you wake up... you will fall deeply in love with the first person you see. And you will do anything that person asks." And unfortunately that person happens to be Gojo Satoru. #It's a crack fic btw#

|Originally from Quotev| In the year 3016, Peppa pig was left devastated, after 12 years of a relationship with Freddy Fox gone to waste. With a tarnished reputation of the former child tv star, Peppa has decided to no longer be silenced and looked down upon. She decides to do the most pro gamer move of all, run for president. After all, this is all out of revenge..

ignore the title being freaky...anyway !! Everything changed after the whole "we're not real" thing. Well, not everything...but Trophy has to face being roommates with a cheesy twerp. This'll take some time getting used to...

Due to some utter bullshit, Kiyotaka Ayanokouji has been appointed Student Council President of ANHS. Now he has to deal with a mountain of paperwork and reports from students all across the school. Can't be THAT bad, right? However, the higher-ups, not considering his love of the mundane, wanting to bring a bit more order to this institution called ANHS and use him as their mouthpiece, order him to write up and post missives on the bulletin board outside the student council room, calling out specific individuals, giving notices of happenings in the school and school policy changes. The bulletin board will be updated weekly, which should be... Uh... Fine...

✦ ───────────── ✦ Beyond the reach of time lies the Realm of Erysia, A place where even fate, time, and death bow before the Gods. Pirates. Marines. Revolutionaries. Civilians. Legends from different eras. All are summoned to witness a future they were never meant to see. The dead walk once more. Forgotten bonds are reunited. Long-buried truths begin to unravel. And as the curtains rise... The world will bear witness to the extraordinary journey of the crew destined to change history forever. The Future Pirate King's Crew. ✦ ───────────── ✦

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already

"𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘺/𝘯?" "𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳" "𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺- 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘋𝘖 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘔𝘌𝘈𝘕 𝘉𝘙𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙???" . . // 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘹 𝘔!𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 // ISAGI YOICHI CENTRIC ‼️‼️‼️‼️ // Pure crack, not totally following the bllk plot // EVERYONE IS GAY MWHEHWHEHAHHWHAHAHEJ //NagiReo, TabiEita, and other ships are heavily implied [𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘔𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘺𝘶𝘬𝘪 𝘒𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘠𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘦 𝘕𝘰𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘢!]

teehee its a jaxk fanfic yayyy Jax comes out to his parents and they don't believe him, so he has to find a way to convince them. That way comes in the form of a brunette farmer, and they start fake dating. blah blah blah, it gets to the holidays, and the whole friend group goes to jack's farmhouse. and like yeah thats it lol oh and also human au also i hate this cover but its the best i could find so um deal with that i guess

Fun short stories and also a little sad I would love to hear your thoughts about the stories

This is a Story about Wei Wuxian who was 'Originally' Baoshan Sanren Son... He's name changed to 'Ying Sanren', He have Pure White hair like his mother, BaoShan Sanren, Silver purplish eyes like his father, Wei YuFeng ---- Rewritten: Wei Wuxian, the last disciple of Baoshan Sanren treks the mortal world. One night, he met someone that changes his life. However, fate is a cruel cruel thing. What happens if Wei Wuxian realizes that the reason why the world is unbalance was due to him- his entire existence?

Imagine going to school every single day beside the weekend. That may sound bad enough. Except, nearly in every school day, some stupid or chaotic shit happened at the point, Builderman have to be involved half of the time to attempt to resolved it. (If you can't tell from the tags, this fanfic is half-serious and half-crack) (I also posted this on Ao3)

You're a dumbass, and dumbasses do dumbass things. One of those things led you to your demise and now you're a ghost. Good luck on your journey to do whatever you wanted to do in life but never was able to, and much more.

Chabashira pinched the bridge of her nose and let out a long, suffering groan. "Why is it, that whenever something happens in this school..." she began slowly, glaring down at the trio as her eye twitched. "...it is always you three?" Before her stood the three greatest threats to her blood pressure. Sudo Ken, Ike Kanji...and Horikita Suzune. --- What if Suzune Horikita behaves and acts the complete opposite of her canon-self? What if she had a drastically different backstory that made her the way that she is? Well, lots of crazy shit happens. And now she has a giant friend group who genuinely cherishes her and each other. How the fuck did that happen? Well, time to find out! --- Disclaimer (please read): This is an AU. As in, not canon-compliant. And a lot of the characters depictions here are very different than their canon-self. The characters here are very OOC. I mean, that's the main premise of this fic and the whole reason why I wrote it. So, don't be surprised when you see them.

Where everyone in the school ships Jungkook with his best friend Yunhee. However, not a single person made an effort to understand the way famous Jeon Jeongguk went all heart eyes when a certain someone in his line of sight. ❗️very slow updates... ©𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬