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[In which Harry is in love with Voldemort, and Voldemort is terrified.] The truth is, Harry Potter has done it all before. In his previous lives, he has both defeated and joined Lord Voldemort, and it is beginning to seem like this will be his fate forever. Living the same life so many times will do that to you. The only constant in all the versions of Harry's life has been the snake man. Since breaking the cycle is seeming impossible, Harry's just going to pass the days this time by indulging in his infatuation with Lord Voldemort. Because what could go wrong? Join a several hundred years old Harry Potter, his Voldemort voodoo doll, Fawks the phoenix, and a very disturbed dark lord in an... exciting adventure I guess?

𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 | ❝ IN WHICH... ❞ some weird ass girl named y/n has this friend named takemichi, who just so happens to be mixed in with some twink delinquent middle school boys. she somehow gets her sorry ass mixed in with their cringe toman drama while making everyone's lives way harder then they need to be. "man shut yo goofy ahh up. not only are you mega fatherless, but motherless too. pick a struggle, whore." "I LITERALLY JUST SAID 'HI'??" ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ # started ; june 15th, 2024 # ended ; BARK BARK BARK [original concept by Ken Wakui] • TOKYO REVENGERS. x F! READER!

"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-" __________________________ A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history. Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history. __________________________ Warnings: -Historically ACCURATE. -You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more. -A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE. -Will be a crackfic. -Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either. -Not sure if romance will be added.

tokyo revengers x reader. chatfic.

so, you're in love with her? HAIKYUU BOYS / FEMALE READER extended summary inside

❝I'm not gay but like u always gotta kiss ur submissive hb goodnight❞ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, [Name] is accidentally added into a discord group chat with a bunch of sweaty soccer players. Blue lock chatfic x male!reader 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃:23/12/25

Characters from Heroes of Olympus react to Epic The Musical.

━ 001. ❝ all these men and yet not one of them made a playlist for me smh. ❞ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 being a international star gains the attention and the hearts of men across teyvat. ━ started : 9.12.22 ━ completed : 1.28.23 ━ genshin!various x fem!reader

Bunshichi, a morally questionable 28-year-old playboy who dies and reincarnates as baby Goku while retaining his adult memories and consciousness. With no prior knowledge of Dragon Ball, he must navigate growing up as the legendary Saiyan hero while his adult cunning and street smarts clash with Goku's traditionally pure nature.

Maybe if you didn't accidentally murder a few chickens, you wouldn't have been drafted into the emotional equivalent of war. This is the slice-of-life (with bonus near-death experiences) story of a villainess-in-progress who's just trying to keep her sanity intact-but unfortunately, the universe has other plans. Main goals: -Avoid becoming full-blown evil. -Befriend other lovable idiots. -Try not to kill anyone (on purpose). Fushiguro Megumi: A brooding enigma with the personality of a brick wall who thinks being mysterious makes him immune to your nonsense. Spoiler: it doesn't. Itadori Yuji. A match made in hell. So will he follow you if your last destination was in hell? (Theres texfic in this story) (the reader character is based on asa mitaka i know it sounds cracked as hell but i had an idea and im trying to deliver it) #nobetawedielikeeveryone

Jax has something to tell Ragatha. based on the Zootopia Abortion comic by Borda.

This is a SEVENTEEN crackfic based on the Bollywood movie "Heyy Babyy". Everything in this crackfic is fictional. So, 3 compulsive womanizers (Mingyu, DK and Seungkwan) find a baby girl on their doorstep. However, chaos ensues as they contact their ex-girlfriends to find the biological father amongst them.

....Along the shore the cloud waves break, The twin suns sink behind the lake, The shadows lengthen In Carcosa... Avery is packing up his locker for his last week in highschool, when he finds an old laptop with minecraft already installed. ...Strange is the night where black stars rise and strange moons circle through the skies, but stranger still is in Lost Carcosa... After some strange occurrences in his world he can only chalk up to the previous owner of the laptop, he settles in for the night, only to be met with a message. UNKNOWN NUMBER hello avery i've found you

Hiii! This is my first book! It is a one shot! My fav ships are fruitcake, moonflower, and shell vision! Credits to my amazing boyfriend for the art!!

(Harry Potter Fanfiction) One blizzard. Ten people. Infinite Candy. Complete chaos. What was supposed to be a fun, relaxing Hogsmeade evening, turns into a complete magical mayhem when a surprise snowstorm traps a bunch of Hogwarts students (plus a few moody adults) inside Honeydukes overnight. Features: - a grumpy professor - Malfoy vs. Peppermint Bat - Luna Lovegood's Frog Barricade - A Marshmallow War nobody saw coming - Chocolate Frogs that may or may not be evolving into monsters The crazy snow storm outside has nothing to do with the chaos inside. It's messy. It's magical. It's got marshmallow warfare, cursed sweets, and Sirius Black acting like a little kid. No one's going to make it out of this snow day, sane.

Pete Wentz never expected to be a babysitter, nevertheless one for over two weeks. Losing a bet via snail racing for his buddy's Congrats on Losing Your Virginity Party, Pete is stuck babysitting William Beckett's preppy, 11 year old sister, Mia, for the holidays. Through meeting two sweaty emo brothers working at a Justice to learning what ever exfoliating serum is, Pete really got more than what he bargained for when Mia blackmails him with a secret that could change his friend group forever. Reading advisory: This book contains crude sexual humor, minor language and alcohol use involving teens. Cover is drawn by colezzy and prettyinpoppunk

seonghyeon your pfp, is horrendous change it. excuse me?! ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ in which, she was never supposed ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎to ‎be in the group chat and he was ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎never supposed to be the one she ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎couldn't stand, yet couldn't ignore. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⤿‎ 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗‎‎ : 12.1.25 ⤿‎ 𝗣𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗‎‎‎ : 12.23.25 seonghyeon x reader crackfic ‎ ©kyriiss 2025

Welcome to Hololive EN headquarters, where the building gets destroyed every Tuesday, megalodons are considered acceptable fishing catches, and "casual Friday" might involve fighting your coworkers with giant mechs. Follow the chaotic adventures of Hololive English as they navigate daily life, which includes: - Gura and Bijou recreating Devil May Cry (property damage: extensive) - Mumei's "fishing trips" (she brought back the Titanic) - Council's therapeutic dimension-destroying rage sessions (streamed live) - The ID construction crew who have given up on normalcy Each chapter is a standalone story of absolute chaos. No prior Hololive knowledge required-just buckle up and enjoy the ride. Updates: Completed multi-chapter fic Warning: Contains cartoon violence, absurdist humor, and buildings that refuse to stay standing

2 years after defeating Vecna, the party is traumatized and not doing...great. Mike and Will want nothing more than to leave Hawkins forever and start a new, simpler life in Lancaster, PA.