Crack-fic Stories

❝𝐘/𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐢𝐧 𝟒𝟎 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧?❞ ❝𝐢𝐝𝐤 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 🥺❞ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘺/𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮... 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘤𝘬? ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ -ꜰᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ -ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ [this is extremely cringe kms] ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒 (so grateful omg) ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 reo < 𝐅𝐄𝐁 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 bluelockxreader < 𝐅𝐄𝐁 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 crackfic < 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 michealkaiser < 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 otoyaeita < 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓

❛ I'D GLADLY LET YOU SQUISH ME WITH THOSE THIGHS Y/N-CHAN! ❜ 。in which oikawa tooru tries to win over the cold captain of the taekwondo team through her social media. HQ FANFIC ! T. OIKAWA X F. READER ⓒ haikyuu | haruichi ⓒ kick me! | SAMUGIRI 𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙘𝙨𝙢 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖

[If you don't know who Sparkle is, she's a character from a game called "HSR". Go watch her trailer if you want to see her overall personality!] _______________________________________ Status: On-going 🗣️ ~In which you are invited to a certain group chat.~ ~𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯!~ _______________[𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤]_______________ "Who are you?" "Me? I am 𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻!" "..." "Okay besides that I'm actually a kid-" _____________________________________________ Warnings (It's a creepypasta book, you get the point.) -PLATONIC. I REPEAT PLATONIC. -I know the marble hornets are not creepypastas, but I'm gonna add them anyway.. Hopefully you don't mind! -Swearing -Very creative...insults? -Violence/Gore/Horrifying stuff idk it's CREEPYPASTA. -Non-sense -No plot -OOC (LOWKEY VERY FANDOMIZED SO BE AWARE.) _____________________________________________

they hate when you're on top and you got ovaries .cute vb boys .HQ x F!Reader Semi-Chatfic

❝ 𝒊'𝒗𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒍𝒆 👹 ❞ ... [ © -plxgue- :) ] dec 18 - jan 23 2021

"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

"So I got isekai'd into a new universe again." The reality of the situation seems to sink in after mouthing those words that were plaguing her mind. "Only this time..." A hand clutches the fabric above her chest,which hid the weight of her problems. "...I'm alone." Peace seems to be a fleeting memory in the mind of [Name]. Ever since she got those cursed abilities,her life has never been the same. Barely had she fully processed the new role she had to play when she gets sent to another universe. While she always wanted a change of environment, she didn't sign up for one of this calibre. "From fighting countries to fighting demons. I could make a fortune if I could write a biography. Actually, why don't I--" "Will you...stop mumbling?" "At least I don't live in a box." --- Best rankings: #51 in Action-adventure #174 in Anime #40 in crackfic #12 in History #19 in Kny #5 in Kokushibo #206 in xreader

"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-" __________________________ A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history. Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history. __________________________ Warnings: -Historically ACCURATE. -You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more. -A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE. -Will be a crackfic. -Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either. -Not sure if romance will be added.

♫ Run rabbit, Run rabbit, Run, Run, Run. ♫ Rabbit? Hare? People can't tell the difference. Everyone calls you a rabbit, but you're a hare- the hare-your Y/n L/n, the local delinquent that the locals heroes know by name. And you have a top rated Hero on speed dial. What can possibly go wrong?

(𝐘/𝐍) He's just the biggest asshole ever 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 You're not explaining what he did... (𝐘/𝐍) He breathes -------------------- ➸ You live a peaceful life on Sage Island. A job, some solitude and good marks in your online classes are all you need to be happy, and the occasional surprise from Chenya aren't too troublesome. But on one fateful day, everything changed... "...Chenya, did you put my number in some rando's phone?" "I was in a silly goofy mood" -------------------- HEARTSLABYUL ARC: 1 - 5 SAVANNACLAW ARC: 6 - 17 OCTAVINELLE ARC: 18 - 30 GHOST BRIDE: 31 - 36 SCARABIA ARC: 37 - ?? I do not own twisted wonderland, it's characters, or any photos used unless I say so. STARTED: June 30th 2023 FINISHED:

eight men, one group chat, and absolute chaos ᯓ★ @shub: it's ok sharma, you can admit you're obsessed with me @abhi: IN YOUR DREAMS @ishan: this is a judgement free zone @abhi: I DO NOT LIKE HIM @virat: me when i lie just a silly little text fic that nobody asked for ᯓ★

❪　𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐂 𝐁𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒 .　❫ shinsou hitoshi x female reader ━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎━︎ ☆ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 a certain insomniac decides to message a random number, not being able to sleep one night. what happens when she finds out this "random number" is actually her so-called "enemy"? ❝︎ 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐂 𝐁𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄? ❞︎ ★ published , 𝟬𝟱/𝟬𝟱/𝟮𝟯 Ꮺ status , 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 ( © my hero academia 2016 , -wisteriias 2023 ) ༝༚༝༚

When a catastrophic social media mistake accidentally announces a BTS x BLACKPINK supergroup collaboration, the internet does what it does best: completely loses its mind. With millions of preorders, sponsors throwing money at them, and fans already emotionally invested, the idols have no choice but to survive one year together as the world's most chaotic co-ed K-pop group: BLACKTAN. Now trapped in shared dorms, nonstop schedules, cursed livestreams, and increasingly suspicious chemistry, eleven global superstars attempt to maintain their reputations while: * fake dating for publicity, * accidentally going viral every twelve minutes, * creating illegal amounts of romantic tension, * and dealing with an AI lightstick that may know too much. At the center of the madness are Rosé and Jungkook, whose prank war slowly spirals into something dangerously real. Unfortunately for everyone involved, the internet is already shipping them. A chaotic K-pop crackfic full of friendship, romance, memes, emotional disasters, and exhausted managers repeatedly begging: &gt; "For the love of God, please stop trending."

Idk what to make the cover This will just be a bunch of short stories with random characters from basically any game or show so feel free to recommend characters and what you want them to do Natsuki, Sayori, Bill cipher, Eminem, Caine, Shadow, Trixie, Robert Robertson and Jax!!

idk bro I have no life and want to do this

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already

Before being a Marine, Koby had eaten a fruit. And now the guy is all jumbled up. (Imagine a dry person writing a fanfic. Me.) [Crackfic taken seriously, OOC, Spoilers.]

a crackfic and text fic book about creepypastas and [y/n] [Arrow is an oc mine. don't like it? leave ig] -----> [y/n] is your local gremlin, a gen z idiot who texts random numbers for their entertainment. their friend [f/n] is also an idiot and added them and 2 random numbers to a group chat for a party invitation. somehow this idiotic genius got eyeless Jack's and Arrow's numbers. -------> Arrow and E.J were both making food in the kitchen as the rest of the pastas didn't like seeing them eat their victims organs. Both their phones buzzed one after the other 4 times. with annoyance clear in both cannibals they wiped of their hands and huffed while walking to where they put their phones. They both gave each other a look when they saw what lied on their devices. -------> tw: bl00d, g0r3

*.-'•.▪︎°☆°▪︎.•'-.* Starshine ☆☆☆☆ "I just want to go home"☆ "But where is my home?"☆ ☆ In witch Mami's best friend, a magical girl gets brought to the universe of gachiakuta when hers is deleted. Now having to find a way to contact her friends and stay out of trouble. But trouble has always seemed to find her in the most unexpected ways I do not own "Puella magi: Madoka magica" or "gachiakuta" . I only own the main character. ★{slow updates}★

(⚠️ READ WHOLE DESC) I am in a TON of fandoms that I just cannot find anything good to read, so I'm taking matters into my own hands. Requests are allowed, but may happen slowly. Smut is allowed but will always be tagged. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT MY OWN OCS. Fandoms included but not limited to The Owl House Carmen Sandiego K-pop Demon Hunters Bistro Huddy Dandadan Wednesday Arcane Pokemon Minecraft Story Mode Spider verse Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles