Crack-fic Stories

♫ Run rabbit, Run rabbit, Run, Run, Run. ♫ Rabbit? Hare? People can't tell the difference. Everyone calls you a rabbit, but you're a hare- the hare-your Y/n L/n, the local delinquent that the locals heroes know by name. And you have a top rated Hero on speed dial. What can possibly go wrong?

𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 | ❝ IN WHICH... ❞ some weird ass girl named y/n has this friend named takemichi, who just so happens to be mixed in with some twink delinquent middle school boys. she somehow gets her sorry ass mixed in with their cringe toman drama while making everyone's lives way harder then they need to be. "man shut yo goofy ahh up. not only are you mega fatherless, but motherless too. pick a struggle, whore." "I LITERALLY JUST SAID 'HI'??" ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ # started ; june 15th, 2024 # ended ; BARK BARK BARK [original concept by Ken Wakui] • TOKYO REVENGERS. x F! READER!

Two besties Brynn and Amber (dumb teenagers) are filming their vlog while visiting an allegedly haunted hotel. After losing a bet, they were forced to spend the night in Room 483-the very room where four boys stayed in, but died years ago during their visit. However, it is rumored to be the hotel's most haunted room, though Brynn and Amber are convinced it's just another ghost story for clicks... until they discover the four ghosts there were very real, very annoying, and definitely not resting in peace. (COMPLETED HORROR CRACKFIC!!!) ...

ꕤ﹕Ⲱⲏⲉⲛ Todoroki needs help from a vigilante to save a friend. ╭────────➤ │"𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒂 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏." │"𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒏𝒐 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏, 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈." │"𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈." ╰────────● ❝I wish I knew you wanted me I wish I knew I wish I knew you wanted me❞ ᯽⌇゛"𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎?" "𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢, 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚎! 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚎! 𝙽𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎!" ˎˊ˗ ❄️ ──────────────────────── ⤿ Reader w/ !fem! pronouns ⤿ non-canon timeline, own plots ⤿ will include angst and crackfic humour ────────────────────────

⁀➴ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, a girl named [L/n] [Y/n] awakens in a world she once only knew through paper and ink. After an unfortunate run in with truck-kun (classic isekai style), she wakes up in the world of her favorite manga. But instead of panicking, she takes it as a golden opportunity to make a difference. Determined to rewrite fate, [Y/n] vows to save everyone. Armed with half assed plans, pop culture knowledge, relentless optimism, and a sarcasm level that could kill. She dives headfirst into the chaos of what we call, Tokyo Revengers. _________ I do not own any of the Tokyo Revengers characters nor the plot, although most of the plot is based on my own imagination. Tokyo Revengers respectfully belongs to the original manga author, Ken Wakui. This story also contains spoilers. I also do not own any of the art/fanarts used, credits goes to the rightful artists. Started: December 24th, 2024. Ended: Ongoing _________ Rankings: 🥇#tokyorevengers (27/10/25 🥇#mikey (26/03/25) 🥇#tr (10/04/25) 🥇#takemitchi (13/04/25) 🥇#chifuyu (30/04/25) 🥇#haitanibrothers (10/05/25) 🥇#draken (31/05/25) 🥇#sanzuharuchiyo (31/05/25) 🏅#crackfic (09/06/25) 🥇#inuiseishu (06/07/25) 🥇#xreader (21/07/25) 🥇#kokonoi (24/07/25) 🥈#tokyomanjigang (19/08/25) 🥇#izanakurokawa (08/10/25) 🥇#kazutorahanemiya (12/11/25) 🥇#shinichirosano (14/11/25) 🥇#kawatatwins (14/11/25) 🏅#isekai (29/05/26) 🏅#ranhatani (30/05/26)

Kōichi Hayashi gets thrown into the KonoSuba World and immediately crashes into Kazuma Satou! While everyone else transmigrates to become overpowered heroes, these two team up on the spot and become the Isekai's "Evil Duo"! They mess with Aqua, toy with Megumin, and keep Darkness right where they want her, turning this wonderful isekai into a paradise of chaos! A slacker genius x a master of antics. The two of them join forces to make money, stir up trouble, and screw over their teammates! When two top-tier pranksters come together, the KonoSuba World laughs itself to pieces! For this chaotic world, here comes a nonstop, laugh-out-loud carnival! ... This is a fan translation of 素晴:为鬼畜的世界献上搞笑 by 不吃咖啡豆, if you can, please support the original author.

what happens when a tired corporate worker gives up on love only to find herself being chased around by a guy with arrows? This is quite the original experience.

fuck this shit || average evil test tube fic || no offense to people who have made an evil test tube fic considering exp21 is what got me into wattpad also I only made this cuz I was bored af || CONTAINS SWEARING!!!!

Gotham what would be a wonderful city to the dismay of many it's rife with corruption and crime, what is the best way to deal with this other than to become a criminal yourself just to expose the rich of Gotham. Great way of thinking me. At first, he started small-everyone starts small that is the only way of getting better at anything, of course- nothing too much; only being a nuisance to the GCPD, however quickly gaining the attention of Batman only because the GCPD could never link the crimes to a real living person. This man is intelligent and cunning just like a fox one might say, so he'd never make a silly little mistake of not using a fake id. He would never, right? And that is where all of us would be wrong. Unfortunately, this isn't just Edward Nygma or my take on his character. It is my original character, Carlson Goofton, who is a bit slow, but they try; that much we can give them (or at least give me I'm not the best person for coming up with and/or solving riddles so be patient, I'll try but that's all really). This meagre, goofy man is not fit for this role or character but one must try or otherwise one will never truly know how much work it is to mash polar opposites together in the best way, and only way, possible. That is -of course- written by a 15-year-old who still hasn't gotten a diagnosis for autism even though it is extremely obvious.

Hello folks! Here is another short story collection, full of new stories, fresh from my own overactive imagination! Enjoy some absurd humor, with characters acting unhinged and having a deadpan lifestyle! The fictional realm isn't a place where normalcy exists! Warning! Read at your own risk! 👀👀👀

BUBBLEGUM BITCH | ❝ IN WHICH ❞ A flamboyant girlie gets herself involved in an overhyped spin top game among teenagers, then chooses to go along with it because she likes the drama. "Silence! Close thine mouth you unholy beast" "Is she high on William Shakespeare?" ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ #started ; 24/ 06/ 2026 #ended ; MEOW MEOW [Original concept by Hiro Morita] •Beyblade Burst x F!Reader

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already

Written by Ellen and Starshine of Team Cealverse Pom and Collin have been long time best friends living together, nickelodeon sitcom style. Everything was all fine and ok until a certain old wrinkly guy came for a visit... Cover by Ellen and Starshine! No official chapter schedules. This is a joke fanfiction, don't take this seriously, unless you want to.

What's it like to be the perfect chaebol when your jacket changes in a single edit, and your patent leather shoes are ingrained in the textures of Joseon? What's it like to be a poor girl when you're forced to fall in slow motion to the swearing of a sound engineer with a hairy microphone? This is a chronicle of epic trash, where drama cliches collide with Bollywood. And while the heroes desperately fight for survival, two exhausted workers (the director and editor) simply fall asleep facedown on the keyboard.

Tras décadas de persecuciones implacables, trampas defectuosas de ACME y caídas desde acantilados, el Coyote toca fondo. Humillado tras su peor fracaso, decide ahogar sus penas en alcohol. Sin embargo, cuando su eterno rival, el Correcaminos, decide ayudarlo a volver a casa en pleno estado de ebriedad, una chispa inesperada cambia las reglas del desierto para siempre. Un beso impulsivo desata una noche de pasión animal que desafiará todas las leyes de la biología. Semanas después, el depredador más testarudo del desierto se enfrentará a su mayor reto: un vientre que crece y dos misteriosos huevos que cuidar. ¿Podrán el enemigo más veloz y el cazador más persistente aprender a ser padres juntos?

"Somebody get me an AK-47 so I can whoop this bitch's ass." - - - Everyday was a struggle, whether it be from my abusive father or the fact I had no one else to turn to. Until I met them. I wasn't expecting to be thrown into a world of sexy villains (Not that I were complaining) after receiving help escaping my Father. I'd wasted enough of my life before, now it was time to fuck stuff up. Let the fuckening begin.

The Trafalgars trade the quiet familiarity of Lougetown for the glittering chaos of Dressrosa, a city where opportunity shines brightly, trouble lurks around every corner, and nothing stays ordinary for long. While Law dives headfirst into the pressure, politics, and pandemonium of his new job at Dressrosa General, Alexia works to turn an unfamiliar house into a home. Meanwhile, their twins, Amaya and Rosinante, navigate friendships, rivalries, first loves, family drama, and all the wonderfully disastrous complications of growing up. Between medical mayhem, neighborhood scandals, teenage chaos, and one ridiculous crisis after another, the Trafalgars are about to learn that life in Dressrosa is anything but predictable. A modern AU with a One Piece twist! Important Note: This story is fun, ridiculous, dramatic, and gloriously over-the-top. While serious topics may appear, the story is not meant to be taken too seriously. Think medical chaos, family drama, mysteries, scandals, and pure extra-ness inspired by House, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, Desperate Housewives, Supernatural, Gossip Girl, CSI, Law & Order, Mean Girls, and more.

"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year...and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it. [Dumbledore-centric crack fic!]

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