Crack-fic Stories

in which an unspecified character was added to the League of Villains' group chat so Spinner could prove he had at least one friend. WELCOME "bestie" TO "Gay Villains <3" Probably Gay: Wait who's this nerd? 20:50 bestie: wow rude 20:51 AN: i dont know how to spell, also 'bestie' isn't and will not be specified to be an OC, the author, or Y/N. so oop, bestie uses they/them pronouns so if you want them to be Y/N then you can always pretend. I will try not to specify anything about them and if I do it will change, example: said 'bestie' was taller in one chapter and shorter in another. I do not mean for this to become super popular and I do not care This has no plot at the moment, just random things that happends, your welcome if anyone wants to write the story there is a note, your welcome Also i dont think the name will mean anything TW: possible your mom jokes, stay safe <3

In which a dumb girl joins a boys and girls volleyball club, sneak into other schools, be the definition of high, and have many lover. All haikyuu characters are owned by Furudate any other persons character belongs to them and ill mention them if i use them other then that my oc's and y/n (only a lil for y/n) are mine

[Jungkook 🐰]: heyyyyy 😎 [You]: ...who is this? [Jungkook 🐰]: omg u don't have my number saved?? 😭 [You]: ??? [Jungkook 🐰]: it's jungkook from BTS 😏 [You]: 🧍‍♀️sure. and i'm the ceo of hybe. [Jungkook 🐰]: NAH WAIT I GOT THE WRONG NUMBER DIDN'T I [You]: sir it's 3AM go to bed. [Jungkook 🐰]: no >:) - 20 mins later - [Jimin 🐥]: why is this gc suddenly active at 3AM?? [Tae 🐯]: because jungkook is texting a STRANGER and I'm invested 😌 [Yoongi 💤]: if i open my eyes rn someone's getting BLOCKED ...AND CHAOS ENSUES. 😭😂🔥

-- THIS UGLY ASS VILLAGER JUST MOVED IN IN MY ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND -*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'

You're just like any kid, any kid who got a quirk and was beyond excited to see what their power can do. 𝑩𝒖𝒕, 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒅? 𝑪'𝒎𝒐𝒏, 𝒍𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who loves the fear of death. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who gets off at the feeling of adrenaline. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who feels twitchy without getting that intoxicating feeling. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who goes to the very edge no matter the situation. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who others see as crazy for wanting that rush. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who adores the feeling of shivers raking up your spine. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who finds excitement in danger. - "𝑺𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐?" "𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉. 𝑰 𝒅𝒐." "𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐? 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔." "𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅?" "𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉," "𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚, 𝑴𝒂, 𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓." - So what do you do when you're unknowingly attracting seemingly everyone you meet, are an overwhelmed mess and seriously just need some adrenaline? 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓹 𝓸𝓯 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱- 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽. --- This is my first book, so I'm sorry if it's shit lol Date started: December 30, 2024 Date finished: ONGOING

Forsaken x Male!Reader| Ever since you were a kid, people treated you like a outcast. You felt sorrow, you felt weird someone watched and smiled in the darkness. Now people want to be around you, while you want to be around those who didn't left you behind... And maybe a god or two.

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 todoroki shoto talks to the stoic business student he simps for while the rest of class-1a watch it unfold . "𝗢-𝗢𝗛 ah l/n-senpai !" "𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗢 todoroki and unknowns ." ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ©𝘢st3roids / 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 / ©𝘬𝘰𝘩𝘦𝘪 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘴𝘩𝘪 / 𝘣𝘯𝘩𝘢 / 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯 ' 𝘵 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 ' 𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰 .

Y/n wasn't sure what she wanted to do with her life. Do art? Try not to get eaten by a spirit? But when a certain menace possesses her body and enters her into UA... Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow. Join Y/n and her ghostly friends as she challenges herself to become the hero she always wanted to be! "Please just give me living, human friends for once. And not Bakugou."

𝕀𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕒 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡 𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕦𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣. 𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻: hey dumbass, this is ur new pn right?? ʀᴇᴀᴅ 2:46ᴀᴍ ✞︎ this is mainly a textfic. **IN EDITING** ★︎ʎɐpsɹnɥʇ puɐ ʎɐpuns sǝʇɐpdn★︎

Where modern y/n accidentally gets added into a groupchat and slowly realizes that she's talking to her favorite anime characters. This is a crackfic

En los prestigiosos pasillos de la Academia Tracen, Gold Ship es una leyenda viviente. Conocida por ser una cazadora de extraterrestres, una fuerza imparable de la naturaleza y un absoluto desastre andante, nadie sospecha que la chica más excéntrica del turf oculta un gran secreto: está perdidamente enamorada de su estoico, paciente y caballeroso Entrenador. Cuando un apasionado fanfic apocalíptico escrito por las alumnas de la academia se vuelve viral, Gold Ship entra en pánico al darse cuenta de que su romance ficticio supera con creces su realidad. Desesperada por ganarse el corazón de su Entrenador, decide suprimir su caótica esencia y someterse a un riguroso (y doloroso) entrenamiento de modales con la élite de la academia, liderada por su siempre sufrida amiga y rival, Mejiro McQueen. Pero transformar a la Bestia Indomable en una muñeca de porcelana de alta sociedad es una receta para el desastre. Entre cenas francesas asfixiantes, colas incendiadas en puestos de yakisoba, los delirios sobreprotectores de su compañera Stay Gold y una inminente invasión de trillizos, Gold Ship tendrá que aprender una valiosa lección. A veces, la persona que amas no busca la perfección, la elegancia o una máscara falsa. A veces, esa persona ya se enamoró de tu ruido, de tus rarezas y del caos que traes a su vida. Una montaña rusa de comedia, drama, romance y destrucción de la propiedad privada que demuestra que el verdadero final feliz siempre es mucho más divertido que la ficción.

A collection of random bs i come up with. I got bored

It started with a wrong number. Now, Est is accidentally giving urban planning advice to the royal court via a nineteen-year-old texting menace who claims to be the Crown Prince's hair-stylist-slash-stunt-double. William is supposed to be learning how to rule a country, but he'd honestly rather text his favorite older university student from behind hotel dumpsters.

Literally just a crack fic of me and my friend that I'll probably never finish writing This is the fourth volume

❝ why are you always in my dreams?this is the fourth time i've seen you in my dream. ❞ ❝actually the fifth time.❞ ────────────୨ৎ──────────── every night, han jisung dreams about the same girl. she knows his favourite dessert. she laughs at his terrible jokes. she dodges every question he asks. then one day- he sees her standing by the river. real. alive. and just as impossible as she was in his dreams. the more he searches for answers, the more questions he finds. ────────────୨ৎ──────────── ✧ dream mystery ✧ slow burn ✧ romance ✧ comedy ✧ angst ✧ lowercase intended ✧ skz x oc

Inspired by TSIR ( the s classes I raised )

Harry Potter has defeated Dark Lords, survived the Triwizard Tournament, and somehow lived through seven years at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, none of that prepared him for the internet. After mysteriously waking up in the Room of Requirement alongside Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, the Weasley twins, Snape, Voldemort, and more, they're forced to react to the wizarding world's most popular ships. Some are adorable. Some are questionable. Some should have stayed in the drafts. Watch friendships get tested, arguments spiral completely out of control, and Voldemort slowly lose what's left of his sanity as the characters decide once and for all... Ship or sink? ⚠️ Includes canon ships, fan-favorite ships, rare pairs, controversial ships, and complete crack ships. Updates regularly. Request are welcome.

When a catastrophic social media mistake accidentally announces a BTS x BLACKPINK supergroup collaboration, the internet does what it does best: completely loses its mind. With millions of preorders, sponsors throwing money at them, and fans already emotionally invested, the idols have no choice but to survive one year together as the world's most chaotic co-ed K-pop group: BLACKTAN. Now trapped in shared dorms, nonstop schedules, cursed livestreams, and increasingly suspicious chemistry, eleven global superstars attempt to maintain their reputations while: * fake dating for publicity, * accidentally going viral every twelve minutes, * creating illegal amounts of romantic tension, * and dealing with an AI lightstick that may know too much. At the center of the madness are Rosé and Jungkook, whose prank war slowly spirals into something dangerously real. Unfortunately for everyone involved, the internet is already shipping them. A chaotic K-pop crackfic full of friendship, romance, memes, emotional disasters, and exhausted managers repeatedly begging: &gt; "For the love of God, please stop trending."

Two besties Brynn and Amber (dumb 18 year-olds) are filming their vlog while visiting an allegedly haunted hotel. After losing a bet, they're forced to spend the night in Room 483-the very room where four boys stayed in, but died years ago at this hotel. It's rumored to be the hotel's most haunted room, but Brynn and Amber are convinced it's just another ghost story for clicks... until they discover the ghosts are very real, very annoying, and definitely not resting in peace. (HORROR CRACKFIC!!!)

A Thousand Worlds. A Thousand Deaths. One Very Patient God. Sen Ichi finally got everything he'd ever dreamed of. He died. Most people would call that a tragedy. Sen called it the beginning of his isekai adventure. A legendary hero... A dragon... A slime... A king... A demon... A random villager... A background NPC... No matter who-or what-God reincarnates him as, one rule never changes. Sen Ichi never survives past the third day. Sometimes he dies saving the world. Sometimes he dies because a butterfly startles a horse. Sometimes he dies before the real story even begins. Even God has no idea why. Now the two of them are trapped in an endless cycle of increasingly ridiculous worlds, impossible bad luck, and one simple goal: Reach Day Four. From original fantasy kingdoms to beloved anime universes, every new life could finally be the one... ...or end in another spectacularly stupid death. After all... The adventure always starts. The funeral is only three days away.