Crack-fic Stories

𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 | ❝ IN WHICH... ❞ some weird ass girl named y/n has this friend named takemichi, who just so happens to be mixed in with some twink delinquent middle school boys. she somehow gets her sorry ass mixed in with their cringe toman drama while making everyone's lives way harder then they need to be. "man shut yo goofy ahh up. not only are you mega fatherless, but motherless too. pick a struggle, whore." "I LITERALLY JUST SAID 'HI'??" ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ # started ; june 15th, 2024 # ended ; BARK BARK BARK [original concept by Ken Wakui] • TOKYO REVENGERS. x F! READER!

in which an unspecified character was added to the League of Villains' group chat so Spinner could prove he had at least one friend. WELCOME "bestie" TO "Gay Villains <3" Probably Gay: Wait who's this nerd? 20:50 bestie: wow rude 20:51 AN: i dont know how to spell, also 'bestie' isn't and will not be specified to be an OC, the author, or Y/N. so oop, bestie uses they/them pronouns so if you want them to be Y/N then you can always pretend. I will try not to specify anything about them and if I do it will change, example: said 'bestie' was taller in one chapter and shorter in another. I do not mean for this to become super popular and I do not care This has no plot at the moment, just random things that happends, your welcome if anyone wants to write the story there is a note, your welcome Also i dont think the name will mean anything TW: possible your mom jokes, stay safe <3

In which a dumb girl joins a boys and girls volleyball club, sneak into other schools, be the definition of high, and have many lover. All haikyuu characters are owned by Furudate any other persons character belongs to them and ill mention them if i use them other then that my oc's and y/n (only a lil for y/n) are mine

-- THIS UGLY ASS VILLAGER JUST MOVED IN IN MY ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND -*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'

[Jungkook 🐰]: heyyyyy 😎 [You]: ...who is this? [Jungkook 🐰]: omg u don't have my number saved?? 😭 [You]: ??? [Jungkook 🐰]: it's jungkook from BTS 😏 [You]: 🧍‍♀️sure. and i'm the ceo of hybe. [Jungkook 🐰]: NAH WAIT I GOT THE WRONG NUMBER DIDN'T I [You]: sir it's 3AM go to bed. [Jungkook 🐰]: no >:) - 20 mins later - [Jimin 🐥]: why is this gc suddenly active at 3AM?? [Tae 🐯]: because jungkook is texting a STRANGER and I'm invested 😌 [Yoongi 💤]: if i open my eyes rn someone's getting BLOCKED ...AND CHAOS ENSUES. 😭😂🔥

You're just like any kid, any kid who got a quirk and was beyond excited to see what their power can do. 𝑩𝒖𝒕, 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒅? 𝑪'𝒎𝒐𝒏, 𝒍𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who loves the fear of death. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who gets off at the feeling of adrenaline. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who feels twitchy without getting that intoxicating feeling. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who goes to the very edge no matter the situation. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who others see as crazy for wanting that rush. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who adores the feeling of shivers raking up your spine. You're 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙 who finds excitement in danger. - "𝑺𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐?" "𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉. 𝑰 𝒅𝒐." "𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐? 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔." "𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅?" "𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉," "𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚, 𝑴𝒂, 𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓." - So what do you do when you're unknowingly attracting seemingly everyone you meet, are an overwhelmed mess and seriously just need some adrenaline? 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓹 𝓸𝓯 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱- 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽. --- This is my first book, so I'm sorry if it's shit lol Date started: December 30, 2024 Date finished: ONGOING

𝕀𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕒 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡 𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕦𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣. 𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻: hey dumbass, this is ur new pn right?? ʀᴇᴀᴅ 2:46ᴀᴍ ✞︎ this is mainly a textfic. **IN EDITING** ★︎ʎɐpsɹnɥʇ puɐ ʎɐpuns sǝʇɐpdn★︎

❝ i'm actin' like a lovesick fool, blame it on stupid cupid. ❞ ━━ in which a girl who doesn't believe in fate finds comfort and peace in a chaotic friend group by chance; but will one of them finally open her heart to love again? ➳ a txt x ocs soc med au by seulgiworld

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 todoroki shoto talks to the stoic business student he simps for while the rest of class-1a watch it unfold . "𝗢-𝗢𝗛 ah l/n-senpai !" "𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗢 todoroki and unknowns ." ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ©𝘢st3roids / 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 / ©𝘬𝘰𝘩𝘦𝘪 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘴𝘩𝘪 / 𝘣𝘯𝘩𝘢 / 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯 ' 𝘵 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 ' 𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰 .

𝑹𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒆 𝒋𝒐 𝒑𝒚𝒂𝒓 𝒔𝒆 𝒏𝒂𝒉𝒊𝒏, 𝒎𝒂𝒋𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒓𝒊 𝒐𝒓 𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒅𝒆 𝒌𝒊 𝒃𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒏...♡ 𝑹𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒆 𝒋𝒐 𝒂𝒂𝒅𝒂𝒓 𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒆 𝒏𝒂𝒉𝒊𝒏, 𝒏𝒂𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒚𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒏...♡ 𝑹𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒆 𝒋𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇-𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒌𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒓 𝒌𝒂𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒏... 𝒗𝒂𝒉𝒊 𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒆 𝒋𝒐 𝒈𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒏...✯ 𝑲𝒚𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒂 𝒋𝒂𝒃 𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆..? 𝑲𝒚𝒂 𝒘𝒐 𝒆𝒌-𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒇𝒂 𝒑𝒚𝒂𝒓 𝒐𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆..? 𝒀𝒂 𝒇𝒊𝒓 𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊 𝒎𝒆𝒊𝒏 𝒃𝒉𝒆𝒉 𝒋𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆..?✯ 𝟩 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘴... 𝟩 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘴... 𝟩 𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝟩 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴...｡-✧ 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬... 𝑲𝒚𝒂 𝒘𝒐 𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒅𝒉𝒂𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆..? 𝒀𝒂 𝒇𝒊𝒓 𝒆𝒌 𝒅𝒉𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒊𝒏 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊 𝒏𝒂𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒕 𝒌𝒊 𝒂𝒂𝒈 𝒔𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒓 𝒋𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆..?・-⁠☆

Where modern y/n accidentally gets added into a groupchat and slowly realizes that she's talking to her favorite anime characters. This is a crackfic

Y/n wasn't sure what she wanted to do with her life. Do art? Try not to get eaten by a spirit? But when a certain menace possesses her body and enters her into UA... Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow. Join Y/n and her ghostly friends as she challenges herself to become the hero she always wanted to be! "Please just give me living, human friends for once. And not Bakugou."

En los prestigiosos pasillos de la Academia Tracen, Gold Ship es una leyenda viviente. Conocida por ser una cazadora de extraterrestres, una fuerza imparable de la naturaleza y un absoluto desastre andante, nadie sospecha que la chica más excéntrica del turf oculta un gran secreto: está perdidamente enamorada de su estoico, paciente y caballeroso Entrenador. Cuando un apasionado fanfic apocalíptico escrito por las alumnas de la academia se vuelve viral, Gold Ship entra en pánico al darse cuenta de que su romance ficticio supera con creces su realidad. Desesperada por ganarse el corazón de su Entrenador, decide suprimir su caótica esencia y someterse a un riguroso (y doloroso) entrenamiento de modales con la élite de la academia, liderada por su siempre sufrida amiga y rival, Mejiro McQueen. Pero transformar a la Bestia Indomable en una muñeca de porcelana de alta sociedad es una receta para el desastre. Entre cenas francesas asfixiantes, colas incendiadas en puestos de yakisoba, los delirios sobreprotectores de su compañera Stay Gold y una inminente invasión de trillizos, Gold Ship tendrá que aprender una valiosa lección. A veces, la persona que amas no busca la perfección, la elegancia o una máscara falsa. A veces, esa persona ya se enamoró de tu ruido, de tus rarezas y del caos que traes a su vida. Una montaña rusa de comedia, drama, romance y destrucción de la propiedad privada que demuestra que el verdadero final feliz siempre es mucho más divertido que la ficción.

Blue lock chatfic because I can never get enough of them!😂😂🙏Also uploaded on my ao3 acc which has the same username as this acc High school AU where theyre all just in the same soccer club !!wooop woop No Y/N (PLEASE im so SICK of seeing it..) no plot, no angst, just..humour..ig And uh..heh..all the ships im abt to list can be percieved either platonic or romantic idrc yknow i never actually make them date or kiss in the story but I like it seeming that way..?..IDKKK how to explain it💔 Bachisagi Reonagi Charniko Ryusae Otoya & Karasu & Yukimiya Hiori & Rin & Nanase Aiku & Sendou Kiyora & Kurona Kunigiri Kainess (implied but not for the right reasons..) i love them sm and hate them at the same time like where did they go wrong🥀

⠀𝖠 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉 <3 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⠒⡢⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⣠⡀⠀⠀⢰⡣⢀⠀⡃⢀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⡾⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⡡⠒⣒⠫⣆⣈⣴⡡⠁⠹⠓⠐⠂ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⡈⢎⠀⠻⠃⠈⡇⠊⠉⠔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⡿⠇⠒⣒⣒⣏⡤⢤⣀⠀⠀⢁⡿⡌⠄⠀⠀⣴⠇⠈⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⠋⣡⣈⠄⠀⠚⠃⠩⢹⢛⠨⠟⠇⠠⡐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⣾⠙⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠨⠀⡃⠀⠘⡹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠱⢌⣂⡧⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⡀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⢻⠥⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Eris is the strongest knight alive. The very instant she secured victory on the battlefield, the world exploded into a mysterious, blinding light. A weird floating screen appeared. 《I am D. I am God. You will now perform the "Cliché Trials."》 Filled with knightly pride, Eris vowed to face any trial... but the "trials" D brought were nothing more than deranged Web Novel memes forced on her for entertainment! "Get hit by Truck‑kun and reincarnate.." "You're unemployed now, so go job‑hunting for the Hero's Party." "Get kicked out on purpose and start a revenge arc." "If job‑hunting fails, start speed‑dating." "Become a villainess noble and get your engagement broken." "STOP DISGRACING MY KNIGHTLY HONOR, YOU WRETCHED GOD!!" Yet Eris, clutching her stomach in pain, is forced to brute‑force her way through every trash‑tier cliché. A flood of "isekai tropes" crashes down one after another! Can Eris protect her dignity and escape this insane nightmare?! A trope‑breaking, sanity‑shattering comedy starring the most unhinged knight in existence begins now!

hunterxhunter x Reader my first fic so it might be bad COVER ART AND HxH NOT MINE!! English is not my first language, so please take note of that

*"People think divorce is dramatic. Mine? It was mostly about a blender."* Everyone expects celebrity divorces to be filled with heartbreak, betrayal, and emotional speeches. Mine was filled with arguments over expired yogurt, missing socks, suspiciously disappearing coffee mugs, and a lawyer who looked one headache away from quitting his job. This is the completely fictional, absolutely ridiculous, and highly exaggerated story of one of the most dysfunctional ex-couples imaginable-told from my point of view. If you're looking for historical accuracy... you've come to the wrong place. If you're looking for two adults acting like twelve-year-olds while trying to end a marriage, welcome. **Disclaimer:** This story is a work of parody and absurd fiction. It is not based on real events or intended to portray real people accurately. Everything in this story is fictional and created solely for entertainment.

Two besties Brynn and Amber (dumb 18 year-olds) are filming their vlog while visiting an allegedly haunted hotel. After losing a bet, they're forced to spend the night in Room 483-the very room where four boys stayed in, but died years ago at this hotel. It's rumored to be the hotel's most haunted room, but Brynn and Amber are convinced it's just another ghost story for clicks... until they discover the ghosts are very real, very annoying, and definitely not resting in peace. (HORROR CRACKFIC!!!)

It started with a wrong number. Now, Est is accidentally giving urban planning advice to the royal court via a nineteen-year-old texting menace who claims to be the Crown Prince's hair-stylist-slash-stunt-double. William is supposed to be learning how to rule a country, but he'd honestly rather text his favorite older university student from behind hotel dumpsters.