Crack-treated-seriously cerita

An asshole with an ego the size of Mars knows a blind asshole with an ego the size of fucking Jupiter. What B.S. will ensue? tags: blind!reader x bnha, male reader, reader-insert, bnha, mha, my hero academia, boku no hero academia, reader x mha, blind!reader x mha, male!reader, reader x various, reader & bakugou katsuki, reader & midoriya izuku, BAMF reader, bakugou katsuki needs a hug, reader definitely needs a hug, tagging this like an ao3 fic i fear, oops, crack treated seriously, toph-type reader, toph, atla-powers, earthbending meets bnha, earthbender x bnha, earthbender x mha, reader x bakugou katsuki, not really though, black-coded reader ngl, sorry I'm projecting my tendencies

astound /əˈstound/ verb 1. shock or greatly surprise. --- Zanka gets drunk and somehow he and Jabber get married.

TL;DR: He Xuan, after some thinking, comes up with the perfect revenge plan to anger Shi Wudu. --- He Xuan had been writing in his diary. He was still planning the perfect revenge plot for the Shi brothers. He's considered murder more times than not, but something is stopping him. Whether it be fate or Hua Cheng's nagging (he only said it once, but still), he considered other options. After meeting Shi Qingxuan in Heaven, he had been even more hesitant to murder Shi Wudu and have them watch. With the knowledge that Shi Qingxuan knows nothing of the fate swap, he doesn't have anything better to do. Then Hua Cheng called him via the spiritual communication array. Zoning back in, He Xuan hears Hua Cheng say something that he normally wouldn't care for. "... Of course, I wouldn't dare defile His Highness, but to think..." He Xuan doesn't care for that- Heaven, he doesn't even know the context or what he says after, but he suddenly stands up and slams his hands on the table so hard that his bonefish look back at him. And then, he writes.

How I think Techno gets his pink hair in a Harry Potter au if he wasn't an animagus with a sprinkle of Dreamnoblade

A story of a haunted pumpkin and a forbidden romance. This was made by both of us and we totally do(n't) regret it. This was made with prompts from our English class. It includes romance and fighting, let us know when you can see the shift in writing style! It happens a few time very briefly throughout the story. By: K & M

(!!Currently on an indefinite hiatus!!) Crack-Treated-Seriously head cannons and more Enjoy this ride ;)

Just some loosely tied one-shots of an immortal reader with various Inazuman girls. Includes Yae Miko, Raiden Ei, and Kujou Sara x Reader chapters! This book doesn't fully follow the canon storyline but can still contain spoilers, read at your own risk. I don't own the characters here except my OCs. Cover art is made by me.

"Oh, Sakura's boyfriend," Kisame said. A particularly heavy groove thrummed through the speakers. Then he spat a mouthful of coffee all over his fuzzy slippers.

Leon Scott Kennedy had it embarrassingly bad for the back row kid with the pink hair. Meanwhile, Sakura Hoshigaki could only squint at her phone and wonder why she was getting so many texts from the football team's pretty boy. (part 1/4 of "the lemonade stand" series)

When Gregory makes up a plan to obtain Freddy a new body, Vanessa questions him about his mysterious past. A/N: Heyyyyyy so, I've been DYING to make a good fic with this AU so here you go! This has been cross-posted on AO3, so go check it out and give some kudos!!:D

Most of the characters in this fanfic are from Kishimoto's creation. In one days time, she would be leaving her home and go to Konoha, where her husband's family lived. In one days time, she would be leaving her friends and the family she actually got along with. In one days time, she would no longer be a kunoichi but a simple housewife. In one days time, she would be leaving Uzushiogakure.

Ayanokoji is now an A.I. that learns from his surroundings! He'll start with almost no knowledge, but he can imitate, learn, and (attempt to) understand the world around him gradually. A horrible attempt at a fic! Note: If you'd like, you can skip the Prologue, most of the stuff is in Chapter 1 anyway.

"Well, if you haven't noticed, that little stunt you pulled likely didn't leave the best impression," Topaz muttered, crossing her arms, "If that crush of yours decides to break ties with the IPC because of you, we both know it's your head on the chopping block." She didn't mean to call Dr. Ratio his crush, the word just came tumbling out in the midst of her ireful rant, but her eyes widened when the faint tint of red against the other's face expanded into a full on blush. "My crush?" Aventurine repeated, his tone was teasing but she noticed the way it slightly shook. He put his shades over his eyes before turning back to her, "Thought you were more mature than to use such elementary terms, let alone believe in love, but you prove me wrong, Miss Topaz." OR Topaz had always felt apprehensive around Aventurine, but after getting a glimpse of his true demeanor underneath that self-confident exterior of his, she starts to understand him better. Thus, begins her secret mission to get him and the unknowing catalyst of their friendship, Dr. Ratio, together.

Long story short, you attempt to convince the Cashier into going out with you. ... Only as a simple one-time gesture to 'help' your sibling gain access to the store while Cashier was gone with you, of course! Definitely not because you only agreed because of your little crush on him. Yeah... Haha. What could go wrong? (This fic takes place in the Snackcore version of get a snack at 4 am. If you have ONLY played the original version of gasa4, THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? GO PLAY SNACKCORE.) *thumbnail art by emari_00 on tiktok/twitter*