Crackau Stories

"So you're not married?" "Bitch, does this ass look married to you?" - Aspiring actor Jeon Jeongguk finds himself tied up because of his upcoming debut film. Specifically its director, Min Yoongi, who he just recently slept with.

❝ what the hell did you punks do to my bakery?! ❞ - crack ! fic collab between ↻ @jjkosmos ↻ @cherrtae started : 07 / 03 / 19 completed : n / a

English version of my vkook Filipino text au "Wave back" --- You waved at Taehyung! Waiting for Taehyung to wave back... ❝ oops sorry, accidentally pressed wave ❞ - Jungkook

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung is a paramedic, new to his job. He's not used to it quite yet, hitting Jeon Jungkook with an ambulance just proves it. Little did he know, the person he just hit was no other than "koo-koo", his close mutual on twitter who he has never seen before. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is finished and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

Where we dump AU ideas we have! We might write some short stories/books on some of the ideas. Some will probably be joke/crack au's, and others will be more fleshed out and serious!

@FandomLover8360 helped with this thing, give him a round of applause this all started with us joking about "the vegan teacher goes to heaven x cookie run" shit please forgive us

In a world made of nothing but science, Alexis Ness watched it spin cold, precise, unquestioned. Reality basked in truth. Logic stood as the only answer. Nothing else mattered. Magic did not exist. It was a hindrance to humanity. A flaw. A mistake in the system. That was life to Alexis- until a sudden warmth reached for him, and pulled him into a new reality.

She finally got the man of her dreams or so she thought only to find that he is gay. Instead of heart break she experienced gay awakening. Or a girl's struggle to unite two boys 🙂👍 I'm just trying to write, please cope up with me and show your support 👍 and don't be harsh in comments read the warnings before you proceed. BxB Top soft kook Bottom Rugged boy Tae Fluff Crackhead Comedy Angst No cheating Maybe other ships of bts The real personalities have nothing to do with my story it's completely my imagination.

"Is he dead?" "I think so..." Two best friends decided to go on a road trip during their gap year. What could go wrong?

mostly a minsung crack social media/texting au :) ~MOSTLY SHORT CHAPTERS ~no update schedule ~ ¡lowercase INTENDED! ~SWEARING

Chan's having trouble falling asleep and he goes to Woojin for entertainment. ↝woochan, woojin x bang chan ↝text au

𓇢 𝐚 𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ᜴ @Ffubu - fb page ° ｡🦊 SakuAtsu AU .. ↻­ " 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞, 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞. " an au of SakuAtsu, wherin Atsumu, a gangster who hid his true self by having the title of being a teacher at one of the best school at Japan and Sakusa, being a strict single parent to his two child who was actually Atsumu's students. then sort of things has happened that will cause the two, to have hate and love between each other. !!i do not own the characters used at the story!! 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔 © 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑢𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑖 𝐹𝑢𝑟𝑢𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒

(this story is a joke my friend and i wanted to make a crack ¡au! bts ff.) ~~~~~ in which han emi had accidentally made herself known in her high school as the 'man-girl', how'd she get that name? well, if carrying the student body president bridal style out the library counted as a reason then sure. how will she react to 4 young men coming into her life all of the sudden in her senior year.

I felt like writing a series of fanfictions where you work at various jobs, with your good friend Giovanni epithet erased Potage. There is no romantic slowburn. You are just.. working at aldi, with Giovanni. Aldi is a shopping chain. I would have wrote about walmart, but i am british and have never been to one.

"Dad , Dohyon is trying to rap battle everyone again " "Dohyon dang it stop trying to rap battle everyone , wait ...... hold up , WHY TF ARE THEIR FLAMINGOS in the living room ................... "SEUNGYOUN" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sungyoun is harbouring flamingos Dohyun trying to rap battle everyone Yohan and Junho being bestfriend goals Eunsang casually trying to flirt with Junho Hyeongjun and Dongpyo being soft Minhee copying everybody Hangyul being weird yet sexy AND Seungwoo and Wooseok rethinking their life decisions . . . . 🔹X1 Crack

Yoonmin CRACK! au 》 Seeing that his friend is getting nice message replies from subway, Jimin thinks it's a good idea to play and text them too. What he doesn't expect is to get replies that are way different, and a salty staff member to be on the other end of the line. • Side taekook • ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is ongoing and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

Taekook au.. where Taehyung an energetic social butterfly and Jungkook an introverted and unsocial human hate each other but things take a turn when they have to live in the same house together. Short parts Twitter crack au!

In UA, there's a rule that you can't break, which is : 1. Never against Nezu in any form if you want to live peacefull life in UA 2. Never distrupt Eraserhead sleep schedule if you still want to see another day 3. The last and the most important, never agree to become Hatsume ' guinea pig ' for her baby if you want to live If you break the rule then good luck with your life. Well, more like to good luck for Izuku Midoriya in this story, at least he live to the fullest. _____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________ Thanks for reading this book❤️ Don't forget to vote⭐️ And comments⌨️ [ SLOW UPDATES ] • CREDIT GOES TO HORIKOSHI FOR THE CHARACTER AND THE ARTIST FOR ALL THE ART •

"yoongi just burned my entire house down." in which jungkook creates a minecraft server for his friends and all sorts of chaos ensues taegi centered social media au/crackfic