Crackfic Stories

"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-" __________________________ A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history. Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history. __________________________ Warnings: -Historically ACCURATE. -You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more. -A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE. -Will be a crackfic. -Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either. -Not sure if romance will be added.

they hate when you're on top and you got ovaries .cute vb boys .HQ x F!Reader Semi-Chatfic

"so, you like itadori? itadori yūji?" "n-no...I-I like itadori...itadori sukuna..." ━━━━━━ in which a shy second-year attempts to confess to the infamous bad boy of the school: itadori sukuna. ━━━━━━ warnings: • yūji & sukuna twin au • modern au • clichés ━━━━━━ started: 4/10/2022 ended: 12/22/2023

so, you're in love with her? HAIKYUU BOYS / FEMALE READER extended summary inside

(𝐘/𝐍) He's just the biggest asshole ever 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 You're not explaining what he did... (𝐘/𝐍) He breathes -------------------- ➸ You live a peaceful life on Sage Island. A job, some solitude and good marks in your online classes are all you need to be happy, and the occasional surprise from Chenya aren't too troublesome. But on one fateful day, everything changed... "...Chenya, did you put my number in some rando's phone?" "I was in a silly goofy mood" -------------------- HEARTSLABYUL ARC: 1 - 5 SAVANNACLAW ARC: 6 - 17 OCTAVINELLE ARC: 18 - 30 GHOST BRIDE: 31 - 36 SCARABIA ARC: 37 - ?? I do not own twisted wonderland, it's characters, or any photos used unless I say so. STARTED: June 30th 2023 FINISHED:

"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

Y/n wasn't sure what she wanted to do with her life. Do art? Try not to get eaten by a spirit? But when a certain menace possesses her body and enters her into UA... Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow. Join Y/n and her ghostly friends as she challenges herself to become the hero she always wanted to be! "Please just give me living, human friends for once. And not Bakugou."

𝖨𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗎𝗇𝗅𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖿𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗅, 𝖿𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗅𝗒 𝗉𝖾𝖺𝖼𝖾𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗁𝗂𝗀𝗁 𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝖾𝗑𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ꕤ 𝘉𝘕𝘏𝘈 𝘍𝘦𝘮!𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵 ꕤ 𝘈 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘺 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢

One man. One accidental tripping. One genius gamer move. Mistaken as an Abnormality, the GMod player named Sparky gets taken into the LC HQ for scientific purposes. Just in time too, for something that is to come. (Continuation of Sparky going through the Dimensional Door in Chapter 31 of RDM! RDM! RDM!) (Also, do note that this is a crackfic)

[If you don't know who Sparkle is, she's a character from a game called "HSR". Go watch her trailer if you want to see her overall personality!] _______________________________________ Status: On-going 🗣️ ~In which you are invited to a certain group chat.~ ~𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯!~ _______________[𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤]_______________ "Who are you?" "Me? I am 𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻!" "..." "Okay besides that I'm actually a kid-" _____________________________________________ Warnings (It's a creepypasta book, you get the point.) -PLATONIC. I REPEAT PLATONIC. -I know the marble hornets are not creepypastas, but I'm gonna add them anyway.. Hopefully you don't mind! -Swearing -Very creative...insults? -Violence/Gore/Horrifying stuff idk it's CREEPYPASTA. -Non-sense -No plot -OOC (LOWKEY VERY FANDOMIZED SO BE AWARE.) _____________________________________________

eight men, one group chat, and absolute chaos ᯓ★ @shub: it's ok sharma, you can admit you're obsessed with me @abhi: IN YOUR DREAMS @ishan: this is a judgement free zone @abhi: I DO NOT LIKE HIM @virat: me when i lie just a silly little text fic that nobody asked for ᯓ★

A chatfic of my Solarballs au Probably going to be very... very chaotic

Tom Riddle x Harry Potter Time-Travel fic Tom Marvolo Riddle does not do distractions. Tom Marvolo Riddle does not do failure. Yet, what is he to do when a certain clumsy green-eyed Hufflepuff won't stop getting in the way of his plans. Master of Death Harry Potter gets a kick out of messing with young Voldemort.

Jason Todd. A former agent of Overwatch. Yeah, his life was definitely all sunshine and rainbows. Trust me bro. But after getting the call that Winston wanted everyone to go up against the Null Sector. Jason thought.. meh why not?

A CRACK FIC textfic of creepypasta x reader I'm not even bothering with a proper description just go in blind and be warned

━━━━━━━╾──────✦*°.'•TRANSCENDANT ENTITY•'.°*✦─── 𝑅𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑅𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑘|𝑆ℎ𝑢𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑠𝑢 𝑛𝑜 𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑦𝑟𝑖𝑒 : -is an action-fantasy manga and anime series where 13 gods from various pantheons fight 13 notable humans from history in one-on-one arena battles to decide the fate of humanity. The gods, tired of humanitys destruction, vote to end them, but a Valkyrie proposes a final, desperate survival tournament where at least one must die in each round.. But what if a Transcendent Traveler prevented those deaths from happening? Well... . . . . . . . -"Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube channel, today were gonna save some fine bitches." "The fuck are you saying." -"idk." 𝖨 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖱𝗈𝗋/𝖲𝗁𝗎𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗌𝗎 𝗇𝗈 𝗏𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗒𝗋𝗂𝖾 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈: 𝖲𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗒𝖺 𝖴𝗆𝖾𝗆𝗎𝗋𝖺 • 𖥔─╼━━━━━━━━◡•'─'•◡━━━━━━━━─𖥔• VARIOUS FOR x OP READER-|

The Trafalgars leave behind the quiet familiarity of Lougetown for the dazzling city of Dressrosa, where opportunity and hardship arrive side by side. As Law adjusts to his new job at Dressrosa General, Alexia anchors their new home, ad the twins, Amaya and Rosinante, come of age through friendships, rivalries, and the trials of growing up. A modern AU with a One Piece Twist! *Important Note: This story is meant to be fun, ridiculous, and over the top. Though there will be serious topics brought up, the over-all story is not to be taken seriously. Pretty much a "what ridiculous scenarios can I put my characters into?" kind of story. Think the drama and extra-ness from House, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, Desperate Housewives, Supernatural, Gossip Girl, CSI/Law and Order, Mean Girls, etc.*

sit, read, and enjoy :3

One Piece School AU ✘ F. Reader ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ You just want to live your life in the background. Unfortunately, you live in a world where High schoolers have powers, op skills, and have a strange fixation to become the King of the Delinquents. Oh, and you have an armor capable of mass destruction.

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already