Crackfic Stories

they hate when you're on top and you got ovaries .cute vb boys .HQ x F!Reader Semi-Chatfic

After being disowned by your abusive family, you are found by Vector, who takes you in. As you two get closer, you start to develop feelings for him. How will you manage living with your crush..? read on to find out 😉 (Slow Burn)

Being a killer in that forsaken place was... entertaining, at best. Especially considering that-unlike the survivors, who were painfully aware of every second spent in that hell-the killers had been stripped of any ability to perceive rounds. They just knew they were there for a single purpose, with no capacity to question it. And they had no issue indulging in it over and over again. But one thing they all agreed on was: the food situation in that place sucked. So, let's change that. ----------- Or: The Spectre thinks it would be fun to let the killers kidnap a certain pizza guy so they can eat a decent meal for once. (Elliot domesticating the killers one cooking lesson at a time). Or or: I made a crack fic to beat up writting block and poor Elliot has to suffer (ELLIOT-CENTRIC) ----------- Also on AO3

Blue lock chatfic because I can never get enough of them!😂😂🙏Also uploaded on my ao3 acc which has the same username as this acc High school AU where theyre all just in the same soccer club !!wooop woop No Y/N (PLEASE im so SICK of seeing it..) no plot, no angst, just..humour..ig And uh..heh..all the ships im abt to list can be percieved either platonic or romantic idrc yknow i never actually make them date or kiss in the story but I like it seeming that way..?..IDKKK how to explain it💔 Bachisagi Reonagi Charniko Ryusae Otoya & Karasu & Yukimiya Hiori & Rin & Nanase Aiku & Sendou Kiyora & Kurona Kunigiri Kainess (implied but not for the right reasons..) i love them sm and hate them at the same time like where did they go wrong🥀

a collection of stories i found in a bin in the back of my closet from years 1 through 6 of my primary schooling. enjoy!! some names changed for privacy reasons.

2/17/26: Originally known as just simply Backroom entities x reader or some shit like that, new book cover coming soon the moment I get motivation to make something; hold a funeral while you can The current oneshots you see here are going to be rewritten in separate chapters! There's no particular order as to when they're going to come out, however it's happening, stay tuned. OLD DESC: I've waited long enough...a bit too long. I've lost my patience, so now I'm rising from just scp related content, to this. I am currently not accepting requests, but they shall reopen after the rewriting of the oneshots as of now is finished!

Et tu , Brute ?

POV a genz/millenial/zellenial (look idk) gets isekai'd in middle earth oml this is so cringe i wrote this ages pls don't judge 13 yr old me but now i'm upholding past me's legacy by continuing this *sigh* a lord of the rings crackfic in case you couldn't tell

I am on a mission to make cringey crossover fanfics of my favourite characters, and Homura Akemi is first on the list. The story starts when newly turned witch, Homura Akemi, gets thrown into the world of Shinobi against her will. All because of the wish of a single magical girl she never met, and the author's bad writting choices. now she has to navigate the cheesy world of a shonen anime, and her new witch powers, whatever shall she do? Will she find a way home? will she accept her new life? Or will she rot on her couch forever? Find out! Homura: I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS BULLSH!T-

Jax has something to tell Ragatha. based on the Zootopia Abortion comic by Borda.

Welcome to Hololive EN headquarters, where the building gets destroyed every Tuesday, megalodons are considered acceptable fishing catches, and "casual Friday" might involve fighting your coworkers with giant mechs. Follow the chaotic adventures of Hololive English as they navigate daily life, which includes: - Gura and Bijou recreating Devil May Cry (property damage: extensive) - Mumei's "fishing trips" (she brought back the Titanic) - Council's therapeutic dimension-destroying rage sessions (streamed live) - The ID construction crew who have given up on normalcy Each chapter is a standalone story of absolute chaos. No prior Hololive knowledge required-just buckle up and enjoy the ride. Updates: Completed multi-chapter fic Warning: Contains cartoon violence, absurdist humor, and buildings that refuse to stay standing

ever wondered what happens when seven normal boys share one group chat? probably something like this. this book is a collection of ridiculous chats that absolutely should have stayed unread. (none of this is real... but honestly? It probably could be.)

𝐃𝐎𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒 . . . . ╰┈➤ [Billy&Stu!ghostface × fem!Reader] ❝𝐘𝗼𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝗺𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐛𝐬, 10/10, 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞.❞ ❝𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝗼 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝗼𝐚𝐭.❞ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ''𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇; ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ sᴇɴsᴇ (that may or may not be on crack 24/7) ғɪɴᴅs ʜᴇʀsᴇʟғ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀs, Gʜᴏsᴛғᴀᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟᴠᴇs! Bᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ -Fᴇᴍ!Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ -Semi-Cʀᴀᴄᴋғɪᴄ -ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀs ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ! -ᴛʜɪs ᴘʟᴏᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏʀʀᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ's ᴘʟᴏᴛ ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ʙʏ ᴅᴀʏʟɪɢʜᴛ -Bɪʟʟʏ Lᴏᴏᴍɪs ᴀɴᴅ Sᴛᴜ Mᴀᴛᴄʜᴇʀ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ(s) ᴏғ Sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ!! Nᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ! 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: somewhere in January 2024 𝐑𝐞𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧: March 2024 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝:

She gon she gon she gon she gon Call me baby boo call me baby boo Call me baby boo call me baby boo

-gojo x reader crackfic -contains mpreg -made at 1am on call -voice act with your friends for the best experience -don't take this srsly made for fun -enjooooyyy

Self-indulgence at its finest. I'm making this a modern au for the funnies (same plotline) I'm also gonna take some creative liberties. For the funnies. Due to an accident, you find yourself traveling with the stardust crusaders. What will happen? Only time will tell!

the girl soobin has wanted since forever is dating the campus resident playboy. desperate, hopeless, and out of ideas, he comes to you-a shaman who supposedly specialises in love rituals and spiritual compatibility. only problem? you're a total fraud. *virgin playboy spin-off!

𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏⤓. when a group of pirates gathers the needed pieces for their long-lost ship, but the task is either life or death. ⠀❪⠀crackfic .ᐟ⠀❫

Yan!KNY x fem!Reader ALSO OFFICIALLY COMING OUT ON FEBRUARY 26TH! This is in fact a crackfic because I need to let it out. -- "You're a demon!" "...No fucking shit." "I'm going to kill you-" "Boy you wish you could." -- "(Name)... why the fuck are you sitting there if you aren't even doing anything?" "Shut up I'm aura farming." "WHAT EVEN IS THAT??" -- "(Name)... I won't let you leave me yet again." "Too bad, I can't be contained, my aura is too massive." "..." "Why did you go silent?" -- In which you get isekaid into the world of demon slayer after getting clarity memed by your best friend, who turned out to be a fake bitch who was jealous of your aura and killed you because of it. Now you have to try and not get your ass killed by the demon slayers, since the world decided to attack you and you got turned into a demon not even being a year into the world. Not to mention you got stuck with fucking Douma out of all people. Or demons, since he was a demon.

It's a crack fic! Have fun!