Crackfic Stories

𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 | ❝ IN WHICH... ❞ some weird ass girl named y/n has this friend named takemichi, who just so happens to be mixed in with some twink delinquent middle school boys. she somehow gets her sorry ass mixed in with their cringe toman drama while making everyone's lives way harder then they need to be. "man shut yo goofy ahh up. not only are you mega fatherless, but motherless too. pick a struggle, whore." "I LITERALLY JUST SAID 'HI'??" ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ # started ; june 15th, 2024 # ended ; BARK BARK BARK [original concept by Ken Wakui] • TOKYO REVENGERS. x F! READER!

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 todoroki shoto talks to the stoic business student he simps for while the rest of class-1a watch it unfold . "𝗢-𝗢𝗛 ah l/n-senpai !" "𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗢 todoroki and unknowns ." ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ©𝘢st3roids / 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 / ©𝘬𝘰𝘩𝘦𝘪 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘴𝘩𝘪 / 𝘣𝘯𝘩𝘢 / 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯 ' 𝘵 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 ' 𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰 .

[Jungkook 🐰]: heyyyyy 😎 [You]: ...who is this? [Jungkook 🐰]: omg u don't have my number saved?? 😭 [You]: ??? [Jungkook 🐰]: it's jungkook from BTS 😏 [You]: 🧍‍♀️sure. and i'm the ceo of hybe. [Jungkook 🐰]: NAH WAIT I GOT THE WRONG NUMBER DIDN'T I [You]: sir it's 3AM go to bed. [Jungkook 🐰]: no >:) - 20 mins later - [Jimin 🐥]: why is this gc suddenly active at 3AM?? [Tae 🐯]: because jungkook is texting a STRANGER and I'm invested 😌 [Yoongi 💤]: if i open my eyes rn someone's getting BLOCKED ...AND CHAOS ENSUES. 😭😂🔥

in which an unspecified character was added to the League of Villains' group chat so Spinner could prove he had at least one friend. WELCOME "bestie" TO "Gay Villains <3" Probably Gay: Wait who's this nerd? 20:50 bestie: wow rude 20:51 AN: i dont know how to spell, also 'bestie' isn't and will not be specified to be an OC, the author, or Y/N. so oop, bestie uses they/them pronouns so if you want them to be Y/N then you can always pretend. I will try not to specify anything about them and if I do it will change, example: said 'bestie' was taller in one chapter and shorter in another. I do not mean for this to become super popular and I do not care This has no plot at the moment, just random things that happends, your welcome if anyone wants to write the story there is a note, your welcome Also i dont think the name will mean anything TW: possible your mom jokes, stay safe <3

Fem Harry Potter, Hope Potter is connected to a little boy through her dreams. Read as she and Naruto fall in love, breaking all rules of space and time.

Y/n wasn't sure what she wanted to do with her life. Do art? Try not to get eaten by a spirit? But when a certain menace possesses her body and enters her into UA... Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow. Join Y/n and her ghostly friends as she challenges herself to become the hero she always wanted to be! "Please just give me living, human friends for once. And not Bakugou."

"𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪?" "𝙞'𝙢 𝙖𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚, 𝙮'𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬... 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙡?.." an adrien agreste x male reader fanfic. after magically getting isekai'd into miraculous ladybug, our protagonist [name] [last name] somehow garners the attention of a certain blonde model who also happens to be a part time cat boy. probably gonna have inconsistent updates so please dont ask when the next update is because i genuinely dont know lol I DO NOT OWN MIRACULOUS LADYBUG. THAT BELONGS TO ITS RIGHTFUL CREATORS. I ONLY OWN [name] AND MY OCS. I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY WORK BEING USED TO FEED AND TRAIN AI, NOR DO I CONSENT TO MY WORK BEING TURNED INTO A CHAT BOT ON PLACES LIKE C.AI OR CHAI. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. if ur reading this part ur cool (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ also live laugh love che'nya /ᐠ. ｡.ᐟ\ᵐᵉᵒʷˎˊ˗

En los prestigiosos pasillos de la Academia Tracen, Gold Ship es una leyenda viviente. Conocida por ser una cazadora de extraterrestres, una fuerza imparable de la naturaleza y un absoluto desastre andante, nadie sospecha que la chica más excéntrica del turf oculta un gran secreto: está perdidamente enamorada de su estoico, paciente y caballeroso Entrenador. Cuando un apasionado fanfic apocalíptico escrito por las alumnas de la academia se vuelve viral, Gold Ship entra en pánico al darse cuenta de que su romance ficticio supera con creces su realidad. Desesperada por ganarse el corazón de su Entrenador, decide suprimir su caótica esencia y someterse a un riguroso (y doloroso) entrenamiento de modales con la élite de la academia, liderada por su siempre sufrida amiga y rival, Mejiro McQueen. Pero transformar a la Bestia Indomable en una muñeca de porcelana de alta sociedad es una receta para el desastre. Entre cenas francesas asfixiantes, colas incendiadas en puestos de yakisoba, los delirios sobreprotectores de su compañera Stay Gold y una inminente invasión de trillizos, Gold Ship tendrá que aprender una valiosa lección. A veces, la persona que amas no busca la perfección, la elegancia o una máscara falsa. A veces, esa persona ya se enamoró de tu ruido, de tus rarezas y del caos que traes a su vida. Una montaña rusa de comedia, drama, romance y destrucción de la propiedad privada que demuestra que el verdadero final feliz siempre es mucho más divertido que la ficción.

"Don't you dare call me Senti!" Imagine trying to save the world, only for a magical cosmic screen to pause time and force you-and everyone you know-to watch your most embarrassing, meme-worthy moments. Welcome to the Social Death Live Stream. From exposing Kevin as a "Succubus," to revealing Fu Hua's most hilarious fan-made nicknames, the entire vibe of the Honkai world is thrown completely off balance. No Herrscher, Schicksal Overseer, or Flame-Chaser is safe from the absolute menace of internet parody videos and official animated shorts. Grab some popcorn and join the Honkai cast as they suffer through the ultimate trial: trying to survive absolute public humiliation. It's loud, it's chaotic, and reputations will be destroyed!

A chatfic of my Solarballs au Probably going to be very... very chaotic

Hiiii!! This is my first story on Wattpad, so please be nice :) Chocho Akimichi is officially the last single teenager in Konoha. And apparently, this is a national emergency. The parents of Konoha have lost their minds, friendships have been ruined, and somehow... **THE CULT OF THE SACRED SINGLE WAS BORN.** A completely unhinged Naruto crack fic that makes zero sense, breaks everyone's dignity, and is (hopefully) hilarious. I do not own Naruto or any of the characters - all characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Also, I'm a student, so updates may be chaotic. Sorry in advance :)

Literally just a crack fic of me and my friend that I'll probably never finish writing This is the fourth volume

Elijah Woodson was once a good football player but after a serious injury to his right leg. His life drastically changed, the team he once played had fired him. His career went down the drain, his girlfriend left him for someone else. And now what was once an amazing football player could now only work a 9-5 at the grocery store. But that all changes when.. these random but beautiful blonde women arrive.. for him..

Harry Potter has defeated Dark Lords, survived the Triwizard Tournament, and somehow lived through seven years at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, none of that prepared him for the internet. After mysteriously waking up in the Room of Requirement alongside Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, the Weasley twins, Snape, Voldemort, and more, they're forced to react to the wizarding world's most popular ships. Some are adorable. Some are questionable. Some should have stayed in the drafts. Watch friendships get tested, arguments spiral completely out of control, and Voldemort slowly lose what's left of his sanity as the characters decide once and for all... Ship or sink? ⚠️ Includes canon ships, fan-favorite ships, rare pairs, controversial ships, and complete crack ships. Updates regularly. Request are welcome.

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-- THIS UGLY ASS VILLAGER JUST MOVED IN IN MY ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND -*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'

The annual meeting of the Jorvik Council Budgetary Planning Committee is the most important event of the year. Within the austere chambers of Silverglade City Hall, the most important citizens of Jorvik gather to discuss what is to be done with the island's finances. With Garnok's return growing ever closer and the island's inhabitants becoming increasingly panicked over the state of the infrastructure, it's up to the Council to secure the future of Jorvik. How will they accomplish this most momentous of tasks? With more horses, of course!

Get woke, get broke...broken up with, that is. Tucker Carlson has it all-a flourishing career as a late-night conservative talk show host, fabulous hair, and a face that could launch a thousand anti-SJW reaction memes. Then, in an act of shattering betrayal, his longtime girlfriend, Green M&M, gets new shoes, a new attitude, and a new outlook on life. She's no longer content to be his arm candy, and before Tucker knows it, she's disappeared-with the only clues as to her whereabouts being the chilling addition of pronouns to her social media. But Tucker isn't about to give up easily. He'll follow Green to the farthest reaches of the solar system to save her from herself-even if it means embarking on a dangerous voyage to the most woke planet in the galaxy: Mars, a liberal hellscape run by blue-haired feminists, where marauding gangs of teenagers in cat ears patrol their Safe Spaces, on the hunt for conservative pundits to devour alive. Along with his friends, the space-savvy Elon Musk and the quick-talking Ben Shapiro, Tucker will go where no cishet white man has gone before to win back the candy he loves and save the galaxy from its greatest threat-tolerance for other people.

A Thousand Worlds. A Thousand Deaths. One Very Patient God. Sen Ichi finally got everything he'd ever dreamed of. He died. Most people would call that a tragedy. Sen called it the beginning of his isekai adventure. A legendary hero... A dragon... A slime... A king... A demon... A random villager... A background NPC... No matter who-or what-God reincarnates him as, one rule never changes. Sen Ichi never survives past the third day. Sometimes he dies saving the world. Sometimes he dies because a butterfly startles a horse. Sometimes he dies before the real story even begins. Even God has no idea why. Now the two of them are trapped in an endless cycle of increasingly ridiculous worlds, impossible bad luck, and one simple goal: Reach Day Four. From original fantasy kingdoms to beloved anime universes, every new life could finally be the one... ...or end in another spectacularly stupid death. After all... The adventure always starts. The funeral is only three days away.

Crack fic mainly. very 2015 (I'm old) romance? maybe. user is being recruited. world building as it continues. will it have a vague ending? yes..unless I do turn this into romance. we ball guys, don't take life seriously. Tim and Masky will be proxies (might include irl lore but I dunno)