Crackfics Stories

"𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝚐𝚗𝚐" "𝚔𝚢𝚜 😍" .•♫•♬• •♬•♫•. sʜᴇ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪsᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏғ ᴠᴏʟʟᴇʏʙᴀʟʟ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ's ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀs ɪᴛ sᴜʀᴇ ғᴇᴇʟs ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs haikyu textfic || reader insert ★ various + reader ★ h. shoyo x reader lowercase intended ---

♫ Run rabbit, Run rabbit, Run, Run, Run. ♫ Rabbit? Hare? People can't tell the difference. Everyone calls you a rabbit, but you're a hare- the hare-your Y/n L/n, the local delinquent that the locals heroes know by name. And you have a top rated Hero on speed dial. What can possibly go wrong?

𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 | ❝ IN WHICH... ❞ some weird ass girl named y/n has this friend named takemichi, who just so happens to be mixed in with some twink delinquent middle school boys. she somehow gets her sorry ass mixed in with their cringe toman drama while making everyone's lives way harder then they need to be. "man shut yo goofy ahh up. not only are you mega fatherless, but motherless too. pick a struggle, whore." "I LITERALLY JUST SAID 'HI'??" ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ # started ; june 15th, 2024 # ended ; BARK BARK BARK [original concept by Ken Wakui] • TOKYO REVENGERS. x F! READER!

Two besties Brynn and Amber (dumb teenagers) are filming their vlog while visiting an allegedly haunted hotel. After losing a bet, they were forced to spend the night in Room 483-the very room where four boys stayed in, but died years ago during their visit. However, it is rumored to be the hotel's most haunted room, though Brynn and Amber are convinced it's just another ghost story for clicks... until they discover the four ghosts there were very real, very annoying, and definitely not resting in peace. (COMPLETED HORROR CRACKFIC!!!) ...

ꕤ﹕Ⲱⲏⲉⲛ Todoroki needs help from a vigilante to save a friend. ╭────────➤ │"𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒂 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏." │"𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒏𝒐 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏, 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈." │"𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈." ╰────────● ❝I wish I knew you wanted me I wish I knew I wish I knew you wanted me❞ ᯽⌇゛"𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎?" "𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢, 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚎! 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚎! 𝙽𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎!" ˎˊ˗ ❄️ ──────────────────────── ⤿ Reader w/ !fem! pronouns ⤿ non-canon timeline, own plots ⤿ will include angst and crackfic humour ────────────────────────

─────────the idiots you meet on grindr turn out to be funnier than you thought they would be. © pawgyzu , chatfic.

Y/n wasn't sure what she wanted to do with her life. Do art? Try not to get eaten by a spirit? But when a certain menace possesses her body and enters her into UA... Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow. Join Y/n and her ghostly friends as she challenges herself to become the hero she always wanted to be! "Please just give me living, human friends for once. And not Bakugou."

"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-" __________________________ A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history. Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history. __________________________ Warnings: -Historically ACCURATE. -You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more. -A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE. -Will be a crackfic. -Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either. -Not sure if romance will be added.

*DANNY PHANTOM x TRANSFORMERS PRIME* Crossover: A series of fics where Danny decides to haunt the Nemesis and all of its inhabitants: chaos ensues, Starscream is annoyed, Knockout is outraged, Soundwave is a helicopter parent, Megatron hasn't even noticed yet, and of course, Danny is having the time of his afterlife. - One day, Danny finds Starscream and follows him home, much to the seeker's displeasure. Why leave now? Doesn't he even have to pay rent? - Aka, Danny becomes the Decepticons' class pet.

"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

< !MY SWAP AU ELLIOT LORE! > Hunger. It's all I feel. The greed is getting to my head. The ingredients the Spectre is leaving my at that shed, they're getting more and more scarce. I barely have proper meat to put on my pizzas anymore. I will have to get it somehow. I could just use Shedletsky's chicken stash, but half that shit is rotten. I must say... The survivors are looking a lot more like food than they should be... Maybe... Just maybe... They can be my satiation. My satisfaction. My SOLUTION.

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already

Super cool solarballs crackfic I made!!! Enjoy ;3 (Please laugh, my humor is gone)

Hello folks! Here is another short story collection, full of new stories, fresh from my own overactive imagination! Enjoy some absurd humor, with characters acting unhinged and having a deadpan lifestyle! The fictional realm isn't a place where normalcy exists! Warning! Read at your own risk! 👀👀👀

fuck this shit || average evil test tube fic || no offense to people who have made an evil test tube fic considering exp21 is what got me into wattpad also I only made this cuz I was bored af || CONTAINS SWEARING!!!!

Just a collection of chaotic scenarios, and absolute nonsense featuring the Jujutsu Kaisen cast.

"Somebody get me an AK-47 so I can whoop this bitch's ass." - - - Everyday was a struggle, whether it be from my abusive father or the fact I had no one else to turn to. Until I met them. I wasn't expecting to be thrown into a world of sexy villains (Not that I were complaining) after receiving help escaping my Father. I'd wasted enough of my life before, now it was time to fuck stuff up. Let the fuckening begin.

Champion Lance Wataru thought accompanying the Elite Four to Hogwarts for an official government dinner would be simple. Professional. Diplomatic. Dignified. He forgot one very important detail: His wife goes to Hogwarts. With Fred and George Weasley handling the magic, Lee Jordan providing secret Quidditch-style commentary that only the students can hear, and Lorelei using her terrifying ability to read lips, one formal dinner quickly becomes the greatest underground broadcast Hogwarts has ever witnessed. Between Lance's unfortunately tight uniform, suspicious shifting, Dumbledore's completely innocent offer of a cushion, accidental innuendos from oblivious professors, and one devastating comparison involving Arbok, Onix, and Steelix durability, dignity begins dropping faster than fainted Pokémon. Lorelei falls out of her chair. Bruno loses the battle against laughter. Agatha desperately attempts to preserve what remains of the Elite Four's reputation. And Lance? Poor clueless goober doesn't even know there's commentary. The Ministry came for diplomacy. Hogwarts came for dinner. The students got live entertainment. 😂

Tokyo. A place Karasuno has visited many times, and where they have done more diving drills than they would like to admit. Now in his second year of high school, Hinata Shoyo and his team are heading back to a training camp with Nekoma with hopes to condition their skills for Nationals. But this time, Coach Ukai and Takeda-sensei have arranged for a twist. That's right, it's a throwback to the old days with Daichi, Sugawara, and Asahi! One thing's for sure, this summer sure will be chaotic. But after the training camp, what will happen when they accidentally forget their beloved kouhai Hinata, and senpai, Sugawara in Tokyo? VERY FIRST STORY. Also, Kuroo is doing the same training program as the other graduates from Karasuno. Very confusing, I know, I'm sorry.

Nothing special js one of those mssg stories but its a crackish fic bc im experimenting and uhh 🤔🤔 and yeah I js want to write idk 🤷‍♂️ Basically... Y/n's 14 during chapter 1, as it takes place BEFORE Civil War but focuses kinda on that off-screen time we don't see where Peter's JUST beginning to be Spider-Man and is still a freshman! Y/n's any/all pronouns, AIAB(Assigned Intersex At Birth!!) Also, to have some variety, Y/n speaks every language and I will TRY my BEST to research some phrases I use so I KNOW they work in the context of the moment!