Crackfictakenseriously Stories

Basically a crack fic made for a friend of mine to get extra days of being dead. ILY Hip :00000

This story is not serious in the slightest bit. Enjoy! Credit to @HannibalSimp on Wattpad for letting me post and refine this story here.

‼️Not my characters‼️ One day at the park Mordecai and Rigby were assigned another boring job to do, when suddenly they hear a weird noise in the distance.

The Marvelous Misadventures of Joestar and Kids :) [Based off a true dream]

On hold till I find a will to live. (Or to write) I'm getting paid to write this. A crack fic taken seriously basically. If you know me please don't read this :sob:. Gender neutral reader x Chris Kratt Y/n L/n is a 22 year old professional traveling wild and domesticated animal veterinarian. Along with their elderly father they travel the world helping whatever animal they come across. Due to reports of severe flooding the father-child duo are on their way to south Florida to help any animals they can find. Little do they know, the Tortuga crew are on their way aswell with similar reasons. Um.. don't question me. Hmu if you have any ideas for the story I guess lmfao :,)

i can't really explain this they (napoleonites) want me to make carvid oneshots

Swearing. THERE MAY BE SWEARING, FOLKS. This may change, depending on my mood. Also, the fic mentions yaoi and lemons but isn't actually one- Okay, so before we begin: the first five chapters were written 3 months ago. 3 fudging months ago. This is a crackfic kind of taken seriously. Enjoy at your own risk. Only the first chapter is edgy so please skim the cringe, it's only a few sentences and there's like one line of necessary info-