Crackheadculture Stories

I don't think I'm ok😂 Highest ranking: #14 in crackhead culture (as of September 22, 2020) (DISCONTINUED)

"Hey! I may not be that smart, athletic or attractive or talented or good at cooking, I burn water man.....wait....where am I going with this?" Chloe Anderson is just a basic bitch who has an extraordinarily basic best friend and an even more basic asshole rival. ~©*Cover done by my favorite Avocado, @Mint_ChocolateChip_*~®

I randomly made this cuz I was bored asf so anyways enjoy~!

One day a girl name Go Jennie finds herself in the girls bathroom at 'Crack Nation High School' when suddenly, a tall intelligent man with an IQ of 148 had rushed into the bathroom being chased by a whole mafia group called, 'THE CRACKHEAD DUDES'. He then miraculously kicks the bathroom stall that happened to be the same one Go Jennie was in (btw, at this moment, she was already done with her business so don't get any ideas...) and keeps her hostage in the stall until it was over. Through this encounter, fate brings them together and with many weird obstacles, may find love ??

"How long has been since we last seen each other again?" "Over a thousand years you prick." Or........ BTS, a crack headed group with powers that no ordinary human can have. They are also cursed with immortality. They've been alive for over a thousand years, making enemies and friends along the way. They have a deep and loving care for the youngest in their group named Park Jimin. They have bonded throughout their non-dying lives with the upmost care for one another. Or they just have journeys around the world and run into a man that looks awfully familiar.

Get a glass of holy water and have a priest on speed dial because

BTS and Kim Seo-yeon are both from Big Hit Entertainment and have been together their entire lives. See how this hilarious mess of a crackhead duo live together in this story!!

you're just a normal girl with an interesting life who loves a band called bts. follow her along on this journey made up by a 13 y/o at 3am on a school night :') This is a crackfic btw

(this story is a joke my friend and i wanted to make a crack ¡au! bts ff.) ~~~~~ in which han emi had accidentally made herself known in her high school as the 'man-girl', how'd she get that name? well, if carrying the student body president bridal style out the library counted as a reason then sure. how will she react to 4 young men coming into her life all of the sudden in her senior year.

Where Soomi aka y/n accidentally gets added into the BTS group chat

Lol, roses are red I purple u Yoongi's good in bed And I'm a shoe

"i will fucking avada kedavra yo ass." "you mean THIS nice ass?" "don't fuckin test me you ferret lookin bitch." --- short chapter lowercase intended crackhead culture mature language tons of fun ---

Kpop rapper Lisa meets two homeless kids, Rose and jisoo outside a cafe window, which leads up to meeting someone soon to become really special to her.

Just some Skz texts aka crackhead content and they may be a little or a big out of character🤣😅 But do enjoy~ ^-^

"How did you burn water?" Jin looks ready to fight when he sees the melted pot and a black sticky substance on the bottom of it. "Who turned off the sun?" I say as I walk into darkness. "Why, in the name of all things holy, would you poke it?" I left before he could finish asking Jungkook. I don't plan on dying today. "No, but you look like a- Alexis!" Taehyung cuts him off. "That's why I don't like ducks." They laugh after I tell them my tragic story, pissing me off. Alexis was going through the days simply. She was a college student in Florida, working towards her degree. When she scored tickets to the BTS concert in Korea, she didn't hesitate. She never expected to be soulmates with the seven idols.