Crackshot Stories

"Wait," Angel stopped. "You speak ITALIAN?" "You understand it?" Husk replied. Or in other words: a crackfic where Husk speaks too many languages, Angel is dumbfounded, and Vaggie is tired of everyone and everything. (Art credit: amykem)

these are just some fun crackshots and oneshots of the traumatized minors gang (tommy, tubbo, ranboo, and purpled) because angst is overrated bitches 😈 crackshot: 🤍 fluffshot: 🖤

Enjoy your front row seat to a romantic proposal gone wrong: Gakushū thinks it's time for him to propose to Karma, but love story tropes keep interrupting him every five seconds as different love interests keep 'accidentally' showing up to ruin everything

The year is 1944 and Gakushū, Nagisa and Ren are homesick soldiers who received mail from the love of their lives... Overdue mail

in which hajime just wants to give nagito his anniversary present.

silly little crackfic i wrote instead of sleeping for the first day of school.

Bakugou and Deku get into a fight, and All Might decides to help them..... "make up." (I swear it's not what you think it is)

I was having a chat with Ai death eaters but this was too funny not to share I'm pretty sure this will be a one shot but i might make a part two Enjoy this Crack Shot Warning: Swearing, cussing, odd behavior, probably death crack shot and most importantly half of this was an Ai not me enjoy :)

I rarely got motivation to write serious shit but I wanna write so yes

Butler Maj protects Lady Isobel from evil baker Reb.

Harry's Realization: Voldemort's Greatest Weakness Voldemort wasn't invincible. He wasn't all-knowing. He wasn't a god. He was an idiot. A powerful idiot, but an idiot nonetheless. For years, Harry had fought him, struggled against him, survived by sheer luck, magic, and the sacrifices of those around him. He had always thought Voldemort was this terrifying, unstoppable force-someone who planned everything in advance, who was always five steps ahead, who couldn't be tricked. But then Harry started thinking. Voldemort grew up in a Muggle orphanage, yet he knew next to nothing about Muggles. Despite being a supposed genius, he never bothered to learn about the modern world. He dismissed Muggle technology as inferior without even understanding it. He surrounded himself with pureblood supremacists who were just as ignorant and dismissive. The Dark Lord had crippled himself with his own arrogance. Harry realized the truth: Voldemort didn't fear Muggles. He underestimated them. To Voldemort, Muggles were insects, beneath him-weaklings without wands, without magic. He never saw them as a threat. And that was the flaw. That was the single, fatal weakness that would lead to his downfall. So Harry thought: What if I didn't fight Voldemort with magic? What if I fought him with something he didn't understand? Something he'd never even consider to be dangerous? Then, the idea hit him.

I've always wanted to try this please don't judge

Oop-looks like Blue is going to be in a room with everyone's worse Nightmare. SwapDream.

Follow crackshot on an adventure through out Christmas island as he makes his dreams come true.

So Jotaro and Sayori are a couple now. That's... That's it... Also Monika comes and does shit, and stuff happens. Yeah.

Just JosePH smUt